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A man is sitting in a bar far from home in Texas when Barack Obama comes on TV.
The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the guy off his bar stool, then stomps out...
He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly afterwards, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender.
"Horse country."
Have a great Evening!
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I always found Dubya's apparent fear of horses to be pretty amusing. There he was, on his ranch at the drop of a hat, clearing brush. Never once did you see him anywhere near a horse.
But he sure could wear a cowboy hat. Yep.
Hmmm, Gruaud, I'm not so sure about W wearing the cowboy hat, either. He looked pretty dumb in that, as well. Having lived for a time in cowboy country, myself, W always looked like some wannabe tenderfoot trying to act like a cowpoke... FAIL on all levels.
The fact that you NEVER saw Bush anywhere NEAR a horse always cracked me up as well - what with the "cowboy" image and all.
It takes years to become a really accomplished equestrian, so you can't fake that. But it doesn't take more than a quick safety lesson and a couple of calm beasts to get photo ops with horses in the background.
You'd think with all the "cowboy" stuff, they'd want to at least show him AROUND horses. (And you could always make the easy excuse that he doesn't ride due to a bad back, or doesn't want to aggrivate an old sports injury, or something, to explain away why he's never ON one.)
Given the absence of any horse-related photo ops, I always assumed Bush must have been really afraid of horses, or really hated the smell of horses, or something.
What a "cowboy" - emphasis on the quotes.
Bush was afraid of horses. Apparently, when the president of Mexico at the time, Vincente Fox, visited Bush and gave him a gorgeous silver-inlaid Mexican-style saddle, Bush was kind of nonplussed.
It was only later that the Mexicans figured out that it was because Bush not only doesn't ride, but is afraid of horses.
You know, I participated in a lot of "Bush is a fucking idiot" discussions, and none of them dragged Laura into the mix.
I'm not sure why Michelle is fair game, especially because she, to the best of my knowledge, never killed a guy.
Gee, Hibryd: doncha get it?? Michelle Obama is BLACK!!!! booga booga. Therefore, she deserves whatever ratty things these nasties wish to dump on her.
Huff: get w/the program, pls...
I always thought W looked like some kid who told his mom that he wanted to be a cowboy for Halloween. So his mommie got him a cowboy hat & boots at the local Walmart. Never seemed to "fit" him somehow, except GOPers loved the facade for reasons which escape me.
Like how they also wanted to have a beer with him, even tho he's a known alcoholic. duh.
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