Fw: Medical Breakthrough


French doctor says
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take

a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone is confusing Texas and Illinois.

gruaud said...

I dunno. It seems to me that Democratic presidents are traditionally more intelligent than their Republican counterparts. The smartest GOP prexie in the last 40 years was Nixon and he was a few bricks shy of sanity.

Carter, Clinton, and Obama vs Bush the Lesser, Bush the Elder, and Reagan? No contest.

Anonymous said...

The last time I read this, the ending was about Texas, not IL.

Rethug shills have done a good job at "teaching" the masses to look down on those with intelligence and deifying those who are monumentally stupid and/or down the road a piece to Alzheimersville.

Anonymous said...

"...and we only charged him $750 million for the operation!"

Anonymous said...

And let's not forget that Ford was as bright as a glow in the dark watch.

Anonymous said...

Oh let us not forget the inestimable Dan Quayle. Yea, only a mere VP (but a heartbeat away from being POTUS), & a role model for Bible Spice (in comparison to the snowbilly grifter, Dan Q. is quite the Einstein). ;-)

WTF IS it w/republictards who love dumb douchebags so much? Must make them feel "smart" by comparison (which ain't saying much).

katz said...

Yyyeah...even the right-wing commentators know better than to call Obama stupid. They stick to insults like racist, elitist, and so on. The right-wing forward machine, however, has no critical thinking skills.

bendk said...

And then, the American said "And instead of charging him on taxes, we pester him with a collections agency till he's bankrupt and thrown in jail. Welcome to the republican party"

Marc with a C said...

I'm pretty sure the joke is funnier when you point out that Reagan only had one testicle AND Alzheimer's.

Anonymous said...

I'm not so sure that the RW commentators totally AVOID insinuating/saying that Obama is not smart. Don't forget the: Telepromtrs! NoBama can ONLY speeeke when he uses Telepromtrs!!!111!!!

That trope was amply pushed by RW commentators, not just idiots in RWFs. Contards will try ANY and all avenues to push their brainwashed base into being angry just because... it works...

 
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