Fw: Fw: A special birthday...LOL!

This week we celebrate a special birthday …

Monica Lewinsky turns 44. Can you believe it?

It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth...
They grow up so fast, don't they


Snarla said...

Way, way off. Everything's spelled right, but the math is atrocious. It's always something.

Anonymous said...

Sheesh, poor Monica. First she's double-crossed by the craptastic Lucienne Goldberg, and now nutso contards accuse her of being at least 10 years older than what she is.

Way to go. Plus: sounds like someone's a little jealous & having a lil fantasy of their own, doesn't it?

Celia said...

Wikipedia sez: July 23, 1973 (1973-07-23) (age 36)

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky if you want the link)

I did think the age was off somewhat, but not only did they get the age wrong, it's over a month after her birthday anyway. But huuuur, who cares, Monica Lewinsky is literally the only woman ever to have given someone an extra-marital blowjob. Even a decade after the fact, we must remember to make as many jokes as possible for no good reason. It's what makes the USA the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

gruaud said...

Strange...for every Democratic scandal, there are 10 Republican ones.

Why is that, I wonder?

katz said...

It's an email forward. Of course the date is wrong. It was probably correct when the forward was started (except that the year was wrong, of course).

Anonymous said...

Why is there no similar email for the hot tango down in Argentina way for Mark Sanford's honeypot?

Or for the married lover of John Ensign?

Ooops, my mistake: IAOKIYAR!! Esp if you're a member of the C Street "Family."

Silly me... expecting repugs not to be hypocritcal and have a double standard IS rather dumb of me!

Anonymous said...

Can we get a picture of Larry Craig's cop?

Anonymous said...

The implied pedophilia is the best part. That's a Republican kink, as anyone with a brain knows; but go ahead and project, you perverts.



And this is just the tip of the iceberg, no doubt.

Anonymous said...

Yo ho ho... I wonder when prostitute, uh, "lobbyist" HEIDI DE JONG BARSUGLIA's birthday is??? Why wasn't it just a few days ago that she was squishing up & down the stairs w/her "eyepatch" undies on??

Arr, arr, arr, avast GOPer Mike "Sticky Carpets" Duvall apparently didn't pray enough w/the C Street "Family" to avoid being booted outta the CA ASSembly... arr arr, but, oh, lest I forget: this is strictly a PRIVATE matter between Sticky Mike and his ho, uh, "Lobbyist."

Anonymous said...

Ha! Some good posts, but to the Anon post re pedophilia: good catch! Indeed, one of the more amazing things about Mike Duvall is that he was having numerous affairs w/consenting adult females.

Kind of a new twist for Republicans, who usually go for closeted gay sex (I don't care if they are gay, but the so-called "family values" crowd don't like 'em) with either consenting adults or (usually) underage kids.

It's why I was surprised at Mark Sanford and John Ensign also trysting with adult women. Tsk tsk, repuglicants will get angry that they're not getting w/the program!

Anonymous said...

don't forget haircut John Edwards and his love child, oops and the favorite race baiter REVEREND Jesse Jackson and his love child. Something about glass houses comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

To last Anon post: sure, you're right: there are Dimocrats who mess up mightily and fool around. The difference is: we're not running around RAMMING so-called "family values" down everyone throats.

I didn't live in this country when the issue about Jesse Jackson came up, so I truly don't know the outcome of that.

But when the John Edwards' adultry came out, it was the Democrats who were the most scathing about him and you will notice that he is out of sight and most likely will never have a public office again.

So... hmmm, what about Mark Sanford and John Ensign, for example??? Please! The double standard and hypocracy of the right knows no bounds.

Anonymous said...

Oh ick. just read this, and my first thought was: wow, these folks really want to have some perverted fantasy about a little child crawling around and doing stuff. Weird and disgusting.

Being upset about Clinton's sexual activities is one thing, but this "joke" is perverted. Not surprised.

Anonymous said...

"Something about glass houses comes to mind."

Easy to fix.

Throwing the first stone is right out of Newt Gingrich's playbook back in the 90's. Keep throwing those stones and we'll keep throwing them back.

Anonymous said...

And speaking of Newt Gingrich: why there's the poster boy for Mr. Family Values Republican! Mr. Contract-on-America has been married, what?, 3 times, I believe.

Every time he sought a divorce, he was ALREADY engaging in adultry.

With his first wife (much like John McCain), he ditched her literally as she was coming out from under the anesthesia of a breast cancer operation. Ditched wife #1 for younger model wife #2.

I agree w/the Anon post that states: yes, Democrats have many moral failings, too. Note Eliot Spitzer. But Dems aren't foisting "family values" on the public at large, setting ourselves up as some kind of morally pure people, and then behaving hypocritcally about it.

Eliot Spitzer was much more excoriated on the left and was immediately kicked out of office when his activities w/prostitutues were revealed.

But I notice that Diaper David Vitter - Mr. Moral Values, himself - is still in office.

Republicans live much more in glass houses, and really don't have any ground to stand on when they attempt to chuck stones at Democrats.

Luke 6:41 & Matthew 7:3

Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye, when there is a plank in your own eye?

Republicans should take the time to actually READ the Bible that they are constantly waving in everyones' faces. They might actually LEARN something (and being civil would be a good first step).

Apologies to the many good Folks out there who abide by the tenets set forth in the Bible and other scriptures.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, lessee: Strom Thurmond a "love child," and not only that, she had the temerity to be - gasp!! - bi-racial!!

And Joe Confederate Wilson said that SHE (the love child) shoulda kept herself "hidden" rather than expose the fact that she was Strom's "love child" - even after the Thurmond family had admitted her existence and the fact that Strom had provided her w/financial support for years.

Other than racist Joe Wilson, though, I don't particularly recall any GOP OUTRAGE over Strom's sexual escapades. I am just so surprised about that... NOT: IOKIYAR, of course.

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