Fwd: Fw: Re: POEM FROM 1949

What  a great little poem from 1949....Some things and some folks
don't change much. The writing 
 was on the wall 
 way back then.

Fw: Dog For Sale

Subject: Dog For Sale

A guy is driving in rural Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: 'Talking Dog For Sale '

 He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. 
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' 
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'                  

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 
'Because he lies more than Hillary; He's never been out of the back yard'

FW: Another voice undermining global warming science

Sent: Sunday, October 2, 2016 12:20 PM
Subject: Another voice undermining global warming science


The "Science" Underlying Climate Alarmism Turns Up Missing



In the list of President Obama's favorite things to do, using government power to save the world from human-caused "climate change" has to rank at the top.  From the time of his nomination acceptance speech in June 2008 ( "this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal . . ."), through all of his State of the Union addresses, and right up to the present, he has never missed an opportunity to lecture us on how atmospheric warming from our sinful "greenhouse gas" emissions is the greatest crisis facing humanity.  Just a couple of weeks ago, while on his way in Air Force One to China to "ratify" his new climate non-treaty treaty, he stopped off to make two speeches on the subject, one in Nevada and the other in Hawaii.  From the Guardian on September 1: Obama embraced language that would not be out of place from an environmental group, calling on politicians “to be less concerned with special interests and more concerned about the judgment of future generations”

Fwd: Terror Show at a Gaza Kindergarten Graduation Ceremony


Fw: Colin Kapernick - A few words for him

Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2016 9:41 PM
Subject: Colin Kapernick - A few words for him

Whoa!!! did she hit his false pretense right on the head....

You have just got to watch this, this girl just nails him good!!!!

Fw: Looting Guidance

Subject: Looting Guidance

Fwd: Cajun Joke

Fwd: Cajun Joke

The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cock
fighting being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous 
Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate.   Boudreaux promptly
his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning. 

"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began.

"Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked. 

Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de
Demcratic Natnal Char fromN'awlins".

Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out
in one night?" 

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. 
  And I knowed immediately datdem Aggies was involved when a Duck was
entered in the fight." 

The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?" 

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when
sumbody bet on de duck!" 

"Ah, I see, I see ... " sighed the sergeant,   "And how did you figure the 
DNC was involved?" 

"De duck won!"

Fw: Bill and Hillary at the Baseball Game

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no". The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates ... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you"!$#@&!". The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that; I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies,

 "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first 'pitch'."





Fwd: FW: A Wyoming Story

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his 1911 Colt .45 with a 7-round magazine plus one in the chamber and yelled,

"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo."

Just another example of why you need to own high-capacity firearms.

Fw: Why Putin envies Trump

Subject: Why Putin envies Trump

It is pretty easy to understand why Trump enjoys going to work every day!!!

FW: Electoral College

Very telling.  BTW:  Notice the NYC county that voted for Trump - Richmond.  That is Staten Island.

These numbers should SHUT UP liberals about the Electoral College once and for all


Michele Hickford, Editor-in-Chief
5:10pm  November 29, 2016

Our Founders in their infinite wisdom created the Electoral College to ensure the STATES were fairly represented. Why should one or two densely populated areas speak for the whole
of the nation?

The following list of statistics has been making the rounds on the Internet and it should finally put an end to the argument as to why the Electoral College makes sense.

Share this with as many whiners as you can:

There are 3,141 counties in the United States.

Trump won 3,084 of them.

Clinton won 57.

There are 62 counties in New York State.

Trump won 46 of them.

Clinton won 16.

Clinton won the popular vote by approx. 1.5 million votes.

In the 5 counties that encompass NYC, (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Richmond & Queens) Clinton received well over 2 million more votes than Trump. (Clinton only won 4 of these counties;Trump won Richmond)

Therefore, these 5 counties alone, more than accounted for Clinton winning
the popular vote of the entire country.

These 5 counties comprise 319 square miles.

The United States is comprised of 3, 797,000 square miles.

When you have a country that encompasses almost 4 million square miles of territory, it would be ludicrous to even suggest that the vote of those who inhabit a mere 319 square miles should dictate the outcome of a national election.
Large, densely populated Democrat cities (NYC, Chicago, LA, etc) don’t and shouldn’t speak for the rest of our country.

FW: What more people should know about our President Elect.

Wow, very, very interesting.  Much of this I didn't know. Good reading...see especially the last line...
   *   Donald John  Trump, was born June 14, 1946.   
   *   He will be 70  years old on election day.    
   *   From the  Internet, he is 6'2" or 6'3' and weighs between 195 and 
200  lbs.   
   *   He has a full  head of blond/brown hair (which is long and 
elaborately combed) and blue  eyes.   
   *   The Internet  tells us he wears a size 12 shoe. 
   *   Donald Trump  was born the fourth of five children who were born 
over eleven  years.   
   *   The oldest,  Mary Ann, was born in 1937 and is currently a Federal  
   *   His older  brother, Fred Jr, died in early adulthood as a result of 
complications from  alcoholism.   
   *   He has another  older sister, Elizabeth and a younger brother,  
   *   Donald Trump  has been married three times.   
   *   Trump's first  wife, Ivana, was an immigrant from Czechoslovakia 
and a divorcee who has  been married 4 times in her life. She is a lifelong 
avid skier and worked in design at the Trump  Organization.   
   *   Marla Maples,  Trump's second wife is an actress and model   
   *   Trump's third  wife, Melania is an immigrant from Slovenia (born in 
Yugoslavia) and has been a super model.    
   *   Two of Trump's children, Donald Jr and Ivanka, have gone to Penn. 
Son Eric, went to Georgetown.   
   *   Donald Trump tells us that he is Presbyterian.    
   *   Donald  Trump does not appear to have had any interest in occults, 
mysticism  or exotic mythologies.   
   *   Donald Trump's oldest daughter, Ivanka, and her three children are 
   *   Trump's oldest  daughter, Ivanka, is married to Jared Kushner who 
is, among other things, a newspaper publisher. The Kushner family is very 
successful in New York City area real estate.   
   *   Donald's  grandmother, mother, first wife, and third wife are all  
   *   Donald Trump  was born and raised in Queens NY.   
   *   Though his family was very wealthy, Trump's boyhood home in the 
Jamaica Estates section of Queens was not a grand mansion. The Trump home was 
a  larger version of the homes Fred Trump was building for his tenants.   
   *   There are no  indications that the Trump family lived among the 
wealthy elites on vacations or country clubs.   
   *   Queens is the largest of New York's five boroughs and the most 
ethnically diverse.   
   *   Trump attended  a local private day school, the Kew Forrest School, 
in Queens until about 8th grade.   
   *   His secondary schooling was at New York Military Academy which is 
about 60 miles north of NYC in Cornwall on the Hudson. He was the class of 
   *   Trump was never  a "Preppie".   
   *   Trump never embraced any aspect of the "Hippie" movement of the  
   *   Trump was  a very good high school athlete - football, soccer, and 
especially baseball.  He had potential to become a professional baseball  
   *   Even in high  school - Trump liked women and women liked him.   
   *   Trump was  generally popular in high school.   
   *   Trump's  boarding school room mate liked him.   
   *   He attended  Fordham University in NYC for two years and 
transferred to the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business.   
   *   At that time, the Wharton School offered a rare program for Real 
Estate Business.    
   *   Though he was of age, Donald Trump did not serve in Vietnam.   
   *   He was not drafted due to bone spurs in his heels (4F) and also 
student deferments.   
   *   Ultimately, in the draft lottery, he drew a high number. 
   *   By all we know, Donald Trump does not smoke, drink or use 
recreational drugs. He'll be the first President in more than 25 years who hasn't 
smoked weed.   
   *   BTW: Trump's  children don't smoke or drink.   
   *   Trump makes it well known that he enjoys sexual interaction with  
   *   I am unaware that Donald Trump is a recreational gambler.   
   *   His doctor publicly announced Donald to be in excellent health.
I  think that to really know Donald Trump, you must know his family  
background.  The Trump family story is a very American story.
Trump  family history - concise version. 
   *   Donald Trump's  grandparents immigrated to the U.S. from Alsace 
(Kallstadt, Germany) which throughout history has been alternately French and 
German. The Trumps are German, originally speaking the same German dialect 
as the Amish of  Lancaster County, PA.   
   *   His maternal grandparents lived in Scotland.    
   *   Freiderich (Drumph) Trump made a small but respectable fortune in 
the late 19th Century in the mining boom towns of the American Northwest.   
   *   He returned to Germany to marry his childhood neighbor, Elizabeth  
   *  The newly married Trumps resettled in the Borough of Queens NY.    
   *   Freidrich was establishing a real estate business in Queens when 
he died suddenly at age 49 (1918).   
   *   In 1920, at the  age of 15, Fred Trump (Freiderich's son and 
Donald's father), started a  business partnership with his widowed mother called 
Elizabeth Trump &  Son.   
   *   This business was built upon the real estate holdings that his 
father, Frederich, had amassed (worth about $500,000.00 in today's dollars). 
This is the original  "seed money" of the current Trump organization.   
   *   Elizabeth &  Fred remained close business partners her entire life 
(she died in 1966).   
   *   In 1936 Fred Trump (age 31) married Mary Ann MacLeod (age 24) of 
Stoneaway Scotland.   
   *   During the depression, Fred Trump built and successfully operated 
a supermarket (a new concept at the time) which was sold to King Kullen Co. 
and operates this day.   
   *   Fred Trump made  a lot of money building housing for the military 
during WWII.    
   *   Fred Trump was investigated by the Justice Department for making 
"excessive profits" from  government contracts.   
   *   All (or nearly all) of the building of Elizabeth Trump &  Son's 
non-government building was residential property in Queens.   
   *   Fred Trump died  in 1999 (age 94) - beloved and worth between $250 
million and $300 million.  His wife died a year later.
"The  Donald's" career: 
Donald  Trump is the greatest career achiever of the "baby boomer"  
Donald  Trump has reached the zenith in his careers as book author, TV 
entertainer, sports entertainer, real estate developer, and currently  
   *   Donald Trump  has authored more than 18 books. At least one of 
them, "The Art of the Deal" was a top seller.   
   *   Donald says that the Holy Bible is his favorite book. "The Art of 
the Deal" is his 2nd favorite book. And "The Power of Positive Thinking" by 
Norman Vincent Peale is his third favorite  book.   
   *   He likes golf.  Donald Trump has developed more than 11 golf 
courses which bear his  name.   
   *   Donald Trump has twice been nominated for an Emmy Award   
   *   Donald Trump has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.   
   *   Donald Trump has been inducted into the Professional Wrestling Hall 
of  Fame.   
   *   Donald Trump  has appeared in more than a dozen movies such as "Home 
Alone 2", "Zoolander", and "Little Rascals".    
   *   Donald Trump  has been a guest actor in more than 6 TV shows such  
as "Fresh Prince of  Bel Aire", "Days of Our Lives", "Sex and the City", and  
   *   Trump has been the executive producer of 7 TV shows.   
   *   Trump has been the guest host of 5 TV shows such as Extra, Larry 
King Live, Saturday Night Live and more.   
   *   Donald Trump  has been co-producer of the longest running reality 
TV  show.   
   *   Donald Trump  performed in several WWE wrestling shows.   
   *   Donald performed in Wrestlemania 23 which set attendance records 
and revenue records up til that time.    
   *   In his first candidacy for public office, Donald Trump received 
the most popular votes for the President of the United States out of a field 
of experienced and successful politicians. And in most cases, he achieved 
this with less  money than any of his opponents.
Keeping in mind that 90% of start up businesses fail, Trump's record of 
enterprise is  nothing short of amazing.  Trump has enjoyed success in at least 11 very different 
enterprises:  Professional football, ice skating rinks, fragrance, ice, steaks, wines,  
model management, airline, blenders, men's wear, bicycle races, world class 
beauty contests, and many others. In some of these, such as model 
management, his firm has risen to the top of that particular industry.  
   *   There are 31 buildings that bear his name.   
   *   The largest private real estate development in New York is Trump 
        Riverside. Drive down the Henry Hudson Blvd. - you can't miss them.   
   *   There are at  least 12 Trump Towers   
   *   There are at  least 6 Trump Plazas.   
   *   There are at  least 11 Trump Golf Course developments.    
   *   And much, much, more in real estate.   
   *   Trump  Entertainment, Casinos and Resorts was recently sold to Carl 
   *   Donald Trump's  personal managing of the Wollman Ice Skating Rink 
project in the early  1980's is the quintessential case study for MBA 
students in Wharton,  Harvard, and other business schools. His performance there 
was  phenomenal.   
   *   Donald Trump's  privately held businesses have employed more than 
200,000  people.   
   *   In the casino  business in Atlantic City, Trump had to do business 
with known mobsters -  and he stayed "clean" and alive.   
   *   Aside from his  personal investments, Donald Trump has never been a 
Wall Street  "player".
The  Political Trump: 
about  1967 - 1987 - Democrat (he was a supporter of Ronald  Reagan) 
1987  - 1999 - Republican 
1999  - 2001 - Reform Party (he supported Ross Perot) 
2001  - 2009 - Democrat 
2009  - 2011 - Republican 
2011  - 2012 - Independent 
2012  - Present - Republican 
Donald  Trump was openly supportive of Mitt Romney's candidacy. 
Donald  Trump does not seem to hold political party organizations in high regard. 
For  the most part, his political involvement has been for practical reasons. 
Donald  Trump does not appear to be held to political  ideology. 
Some of my take aways: 
   *   Trump has an  extraordinarily energetic central nervous system much 
like Teddy Roosevelt but more targeted to industry and enterprise.   
   *   Trump's  presidency will be very energetic, transparent, and  
   *   Trump will be a  very hard working President.   
   *   His interaction  with his older brother (who everybody loved) tells 
me that he thinks that  everybody is like him - or wants to be - or should be.   
   *   His  relationship with his older brother was a hard lesson in 
tolerance for him.   
   *   Trump is the Babe Ruth of career achievements.    
   *   He is dumb like a fox. When you think he just said something 
stupid - he didn't. It's just that you were not his target audience.   
   *   Trump knows the people - the folk.   
   *   His son, Donald Jr. is right. Trump is a "Blue Collar  
   *   More than anything, his TV show, The  Apprentice, was his passion. 
He wants all Americans to have  confidence (like he does) to venture.   
   *   Donald Trump is attracted to and marries smart, high achieving  
   *   The highest levels of a Trump Administration is certain to have 
many women - and they will be bright and assertive.   
   *   Donald Trump's children are very important to him. And it shows.

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                     rulers than any of the people you spy on.
Take due notice thereof and govern yourselves accordingly.

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