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Great Orators of the Democrat Party

'One man with courage makes a majority.'
- Andrew Jackson

'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

'The buck stops here.'
- Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.'

- John F. Kennedy

And from today's Genius Democrats..............

'It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?''
- Bill Clinton

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.'
- Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.'
- John Edwards

'I invented the Internet'
- Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.'
- Joe Biden

' America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was....uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children'
- Barack Obama

'I have campaigned in all 57 states.
- Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.'
- Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.'
- Sen. Harry Reid

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.'
- Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)


''Life's tough ........ it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne


gruaud said...

Pretty lucky, I'd say.

Roll tape, please....

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing." --Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, on criticism of his management of the Iraq war

"If you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all.-- Spiro Agnew

"Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life."-- Orrin Hatch

"It may come as a shock to you who live out in the real world, but occasionally we do something up here. Not often, I admit, but sometimes. For example, I think the House has passed National Peach Month so far this year and we expect to act on it soon." --Senate Majority Leader (and Presidential candidate) Robert Dole of Kansas in 1982

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.—Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)

"The Democrats just want to ram it down my ear with a victory---George Herbert Walker Bush

"Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?" --Sen. Rick Santorum

"These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes. -- President Eisenhower commenting on racial segregationalists after the Brown vs. Board of Ed decision.

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable, and we're going to do something about it" --President George W. Bush

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But I didn't live in this century." Vice President Dan Quayle

"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale."--Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress

"I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people." -- Attorney General John Ashcroft

"What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them." –- Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 5, 2005

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is."- Vice President Dan Quayle

"Hmmm, uhh, hah -- ummm -- I, the answer is -- I haven't really thought of it that way, heh, heh. Heh. Here's how I think of it. Ummm -- heh heh. First I've heard of that, by the way, I, ah -- uhh -- the, uhh -- I, I guess I'm more of a practical fella. Uhh. I vowed after September the 11th that I would do everything I could to protect the American people. And, uhh -- my attitude, of course, was affected by the attacks.ha ha ...ummm Let me see... I knew we were at a war. I knew that the enemy, obviously, had to be sophisticated, and lethal, to fly hijacked airplanes, uhh, into -- facilities that would, we would, killing thousands of people, innocent people, doin' nothing, just sittin' there goin' to work."--President George W Bush, after being asked if the war in Iraq and the rise of terrorism are signs of the apocalypse

Snarla said...

"Well, I'm not sure -- it's a success that hasn't occurred yet."--Frances Fragos Townsend, Bush Homeland Security Advisor, asked about the failure to capture or kill Bin Laden.

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.” --John Ashcroft, Bush Attorney General in 2004

"You go to war with the army you have." --Donald Rumsfeld

ferschitz said...

This is like shooting fish in a barrel, almost too easy:

We don't need an exit strategy.
Donald Rumsfeld Feb 2002

Iraq definitely has weapons of mass destruction, and I know exactly where they are.
Donald Rumsfeld March 2002

She shouldn't have talked about being Strom Thurmond's daughter because it was stain on his reputation.
Addison "Joe" Wilson discussing Thurmond's bi-racial, out of wedlock daughter, who was supported by the rest of the Thurmond family for revealing who her father was after he died.

School buses should be segregated.
Lush Limpdick, September 2009

Mission accomplished!
George W. Bush, May 3, 2003

Read my lips: no new taxes.
George HW Bush, 1998 Republican Convention

I know how to find Osama bin Laden, and if elected President I will get him.
John McCain, 1st Presidential Debate September 2008

The fundamentals of the economy are strong.
John McCain, September 15, 2008

I'm going hikng on the Appalachian trail.
Mark Sanford, June 18, 2009 (3 days before Father's Day)

My parents just gave Cynthia Hampton and her family gifts totalling over $96,000 because they like them. It was not a bribe.
John Ensign, June 9, 2009

I did not have sex with that man. I just hired him to talk about drugs.
"Reverend" Ted Haggard November 2, 2006

I'm quitting to be, you know (wink), of more use, uh, uh, word salad, Facebook, wink, fish float, I'm not a quitter, wink.
Bible Spice, July 3, 2009

I was just, you know, telling a story.
Mike Duvall, disgraced CA Asembly member, September 9, 2009, after getting busted for bragging about his lecherous affair with an energy lobbyist

Here: sign these divorce papers NOW!
Newt Gingrich to first wife coming out from under sedation for breast cancer surgery, 1981

Here: sign these divorce papers NOW!
John McCain to his wife, who waited for him while he was in Viet Nam and who was seriously injured in a car wreck. McCain traded her in for younger, wealthier beer heiress Cindy.

Anonymous said...

Frankly, I'm astonished that they acknowledged ANY democrat as being a "great orator." I thought Repugs were equal in their intense, unabated hatred from any and all democrats. Who knew?

Anonymous said...

My personal favorite:

I am not a crook.
Richard Milhouse Nixon, 11/17/1973

Of course, followed rapidly by:

You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.
Richard M. Nixon, 11/8/1962

But not forgetting:

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
Richard M. Nixon, 5/20/1977

gruaud said...

This is fantastic. RW's are so damned stupid it just
amazes me. Wanna throw crap? Go right ahead,
you poo-flinging monkeys.

A clue for you all:

Whatever you throw at Democrats, we can throw right back in your face a thousand-fold.

So keep throwing. And then pick the shit out of your teeth before you throw again.

We'll be waiting,

Tootseye said...

Well, it's also like cherry-picking Bible verses to justify their very weak, judgemental, racist "position." One can just go out and cherry-pick other Bible verses that support a different viewpoint. Whatever.

What politician hasn't made a stupid comment at some point in time? It's just dumb to toss that stuff out as if it's this huge revelatory expose of how damn bay-yad Dimocrats are. But these contards are teh stooped, as we know so well.

Good quotes, though!!

Anonymous said...

You're doing a heck of a job Brownie.

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