Fwd: Only Southern boys will understand

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date:Wed, Apr 8, 2015 at 7:21 AM
subject:Fwd: Only Southern boys will understand

Only Southern boys will understand.

Yee-haw!

TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY:

 > 30. When I retire, I'm movin' north!.
 > 29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
 > 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
 > 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
 > 26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
 > 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
 > 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
 > 23. Wrestling is fake.
 > 22. We're vegetarians.
 > 21. Do you think my gut is too big?
 > 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits and gravy.
 > 19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
 > 18. Who gives a shit who won the Civil War?
 > 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
 > 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
 > 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
 > 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
 > 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
 > 12. The tires on that truck are too damn big.
 > 11. I've got it all on the C:DRIVE.
 > 10.  Unsweetened tea tastes better.
 > 9. My fiancĂ©e, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
 > 8. I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the Super Bowl.
 > 7. Checkmate!
 > 6.She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
 > 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
 > 4. I don't have a favorite football team.
 > 3. Youse Guys.,,,
 > 2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.



> AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN > BOY SAY:
 > 1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help > in the Hillary Campaign.

FW: HILLARY

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date:Sat, Apr 4, 2015 at 1:16 PM
subject:FW: HILLARY

The Queen of Transparency!


FW: FINALLY, A DEFINITION OF THE TERM "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"!

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FINALLY, A DEFINITION OF THE TERM "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS... Defined.

For the last six odd years, almost all of the things I wanted to write or
say, have been stymied by a recently coined term referred to as "POLITICAL
CORRECTNESS"! Although I consider myself rather fluent in the English
language, that term was not in my vocabulary. My curiosity got the best of
me and I decided to do a little research and after two weeks of chasing
fruitless leads, I found what I'd been looking for at the Truman Library and
Museum in Independence Missouri. A unnamed source there sent me copies of
four telegrams that were between Harry Truman and Douglas MacArthur on the
day before the actual signing of the Surrender Agreement. The contents of
those four telegrams below are exactly as received, not a word has been
added or deleted!

(1) Tokyo,Japan

0800-September 1,1945

To: President Harry S Truman

From: General D A MacArthur

    Tomorrow we meet with those yellow bellied bastards and sign the
Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions!

(2) Washington, D C

1300-September 1, 1945

To: D A MacArthur

From: H S Truman
    Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious
dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the
press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically
correct!



(3) Tokyo, Japan

1630-September 1, 1945

To: H S Truman

From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz

    Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what
does the term politically correct mean?

(4) Washington, D C

2120-September 1, 1945

To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz

From: H S Truman

    Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional,
illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds
forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of
shit by clean end.

    Now, with special thanks to my friends at the Truman Museum and Harry,
you and I finally have a full understanding of what "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!

Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Medicare - Part G

date:Tue, Mar 31, 2015 at 11:32 AM
subject:Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Medicare - Part G


Subject: Fw: Medicare - Part G

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself
and the government says there  is no Nursing Home care available for you. So,
what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are
allowed  to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to
prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a
roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a
library, and all the Health Care you need.  Need new teeth? No problem. Need
glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex
change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they
do  now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that
just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you
will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because
you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior
financial plan, enjoy the rest of  your week!

Forebears.....DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

date:Sat, Mar 28, 2015 at 4:12 PM
subject:Forebears.....DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


Fwd: FW: London Cabbie

date:Sat, Mar 28, 2015 at 1:41 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: London Cabbie



London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the 
radio. (You just got to love the Brits.) 
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked 
the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious 
teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the 
prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music 
of the infidel. 
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and 
opened the door. 
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?" 
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, 
so piss off and wait for a camel.."

Fwd: How The Apostles Died / The Death of Jesus

date:Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 9:05 AM
subject:Fwd: How The Apostles Died / The Death of Jesus

How The Apostles Died/ The Death of Jesus

1       Matthew    Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2       Mark   Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses
through the streets until he was dead.
3     Luke   Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching
to the lost.

4      John    Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling
oil during a wave
of persecution In Rome . However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of  Patmos ..

He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was
later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He
died
as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully.
5     Peter   He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors
that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6       James   The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a
hundred feet
down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple  when he refused to deny
his faith in Christ.  When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the
Temptation.

7     James the Great    Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus
Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church,
James
was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem.  The Roman officer who guarded
James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the
officer
Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he
declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept
beheading
as a Christian.
8     Bartholomew    Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He
witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey.  Bartholomew was martyred
for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9      Andrew     Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece.
After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the
cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when
he was led toward  the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have
long desired and expected this happy hour.  The cross has been consecrated
by the body of Christ hanging on it.'   He continued to preach to his
tormentors.
For two days until he expired.

10    Thomas    Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his
missionary
trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.
11      Jude   Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in
Christ.
12      Matthias     The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas
Iscariot, was
stoned and then beheaded.
13      Paul    Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at
Rome in A.D. 67.  Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him
to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the
Roman Empire.   These letters, which taught many of the foundational
Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.

Perhaps this is a reminder to us...

That our sufferings here Are indeed minor compared To the intense
persecution
And cold cruelty faced by the apostles And disciples during their times For
the
sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated Of all men for my name's sake: But
he
that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew

Faith is not believing that God can,
It is knowing that God WILL!

Jesus' Death
The Death of Jesus


For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! Let's see if Satan
Can stop this.

THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS

At the age of 33, Jesus was condemned to death .  At the time
Crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst
Criminals were condemned to be crucified. Yet it was Even
more dreadful for Jesus, unlike Other criminals condemned
to death by Crucifixion Jesus was to be nailed to the
Cross by His hands and feet.
Each nail Was 6 to 8 inches long. The nails Were driven into
His wrist. Not Into His palms as is commonly Portrayed.
There's a tendon in the wrist that Extends to the shoulder.
The Roman guards knew That when the nails were being
hammered into the Wrist that tendon would tear and
Break, forcing Jesus to use His back Muscles to support
himself so that He could Breath.

Both of His feet Were nailed together. Thus He was forced to
Support Himself on the single nail that Impaled His feet to the
cross. Jesus could Not support himself with His legs
because of the pain So He was forced to alternate between
arching His Back then using his legs just to continue to
Breath. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the Suffering, the courage.

Jesus endured this Reality for over 3 hours. Yes, Over 3 hours!
Can you imagine this kind of Suffering? A few minutes before
He died, Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water
From his wounds. From common images We see wounds to
His hands and feet and even the spear wound To His side...
But do we realize His wounds Were actually made in his body.

A hammer Driving large nails through the wrist, the feet overlapped
And an even large nail hammered through the arches, then a
Roman guard piercing His side with a spear. But Before the nails
and the spear Jesus was whipped and Beaten. The whipping was
so severe that it tore the Flesh from His body. The beating so horrific
that His Face was torn and his beard ripped from His face. The
Crown of thorns cut deeply into His scalp. Most men Would not have
survived this torture. " He had no more blood To bleed out, only water
poured from His Wounds. The human adult body contains about 3.5 liters
(just less than a gallon) of blood. Jesus poured all 3.5 Liters of his
blood;
He had three nails hammered into His Members; a crown of thorns on
His head and, beyond That, a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into His
Chest..
All these without Mentioning the humiliation He suffered after carrying His
own
Cross for almost 2 kilometers, while the crowd spat in his Face and threw
stones (the cross was almost 30 kg of weight, Only for its higher part,
where
His hands were Nailed). Jesus had To endure this experience, to open the
Gates of Heaven, So that you can have free Access to God. So that your sins
Could be "washed" away. All of them, with no exception!
Don't ignore this situation.

JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU!

He died for you! It Is easy to pass jokes or foolish photos by e-mail, but
When it comes to God, sometimes you feel ashamed to forward To others
because you are worried of what they may think About you.  God Has plans
for you, show all your friends what He experienced To save you. Now think
about this! May God bless your Life!

60 Seconds with God... For the next 60 Seconds, set aside what you're
doing and take This opportunity! Let's see if Satan can stop This.. All you
have to do Is:

1. Simply Pray for the person who sent this message to You:
2.Then, send this Message to people.. The more the better.
3. People will Pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God
    For other people.
4. Take a Moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, for
    Doing what pleases Him.

If you are not Ashamed to do this, please, follow Jesus' instructions.
He said (Matthew 10:32 & 33):  "Everyone therefore Who acknowledges
me before others, I also will acknowledge before My Father in heaven;
but whosoever denies Me before others, I also will deny before My
Father in heaven".

Yes, I love God. He is my source of life and my Savior. He keeps me alive
day
and night.

Without Him, I am nothing, but with Him "I can do all things through Him
who strengthens me". Philippians 4:13.

Fwd: FW: Bill Clinton .....

date:Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 11:48 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: Bill Clinton .....


Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "One Hundred and Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.  

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
  He'd run by and she'd yell, "One Hundred and Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"  

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $150 offer and Hillary would wonder   what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.  

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.  As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.  

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?" 


I don't care who you are, this is funny!

Fwd: FW: Einstein and Billy Graham

date:Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 11:44 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: Einstein and Billy Graham

Subject: Einstein and Billy Graham

       

Billy Graham is  now 96 years-old with Parkinson's disease.  In January 2000 leaders  in Charlotte, North Carolina
invited their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a  luncheon in his honor. Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he  struggles with Parkinson's  disease. But the Charlotte leaders said,  'We  don't expect a major address. Just come and let us  honor you.' So he agreed. After wonderful things were said about him, Dr. Graham stepped to the rostrum, looked at  the crowd, and said, "I'm  reminded today of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has been honored by  Time magazine as the Man of the Century.  Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when  the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to  Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He  couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his  trouser pockets.  It wasn't there.  He looked in his briefcase but couldn't  find it.  Then he looked in the seat  beside him. He still couldn't find it. "The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively.  The conductor continued down the aisle punching  tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
"The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know  who you are; no problem. You don't need a ticket.  I'm sure you bought one.' Einstein looked at him and said, "Young man, I too, know who I  am.  What I don't know is where I'm going.”
Having said  that, Billy Graham continued, "See the suit I'm wearing?  It's a brand new suit.  My children, and my grandchildren are telling me I've gotten a little slovenly in my old age.  I used to be a bit more fastidious. So I
went  out and bought a new suit for this luncheon and one  more occasion. You know what that occasion  is?  This is the suit in which I'll be buried. But when you hear I'm dead, I don't want you to immediately  remember the suit I'm wearing. I want you to remember this:  I not only know who I  am. I also know where I'm going.  May  your troubles be less, your blessings more, and may nothing but happiness, come through your door.  Life without God is like an un-sharpened pencil - it has no point."


"Amen and peace, my friends.  And may each of  us have lived our lives so that when our ticket is punched, we don't have to worry about where we are going."
Even at his age  and with Parkinson's Disease, he could still deliver a powerful sermon ! 

Fwd: FW: WAY TO GO CANADA

date:Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 11:41 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: WAY TO GO CANADA

WOW love this Guy....

                  
                        

                                           
                                                               
WAY TO GO QUEBEC

MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CANTEEN MENU... EXPLAINS WHY

Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb.

The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval, has refused, and the town
clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why...

“Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its
customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that's where they chose to immigrate."

“They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec."

“They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not
the Canadians who so generously welcomed them."

“They must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic,
they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (whereas the reverse is not
true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants)."

“That no more than other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up
their identity, their culture."

“And if Canada is a land of welcome, it's not the Mayor of Dorval who
welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole."

“Finally, they must understand that in Canada (Quebec) with its
Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion
must remain in the private domain."

The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.

“For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in
Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them
under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Sharia."

“If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries,
it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than elsewhere."

“Ask yourself the question, just once, “Why is it better here in Canada
than where you come from?”

“A canteen with pork is part of the answer.”

If you feel the same forward it on, if not, hit the delete button.

QUESTION: WHY AREN'T WE SAYING THE SAME THINGS?

Fwd: TAX DAY IS HERE (April 15th)

date:Wed, Apr 15, 2015 at 4:32 PM
subject:Fwd: TAX DAY IS HERE (April 15th)

This ought to drive the Liberals c-r-a-z-y!!!


FWD: Beck: ‘I’m out of the Republican Party’

date:Thu, Mar 19, 2015 at 3:10 AM
subject:Beck: ‘I’m out of the Republican Party’

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/beck-%e2%80%98i%e2%80%99m-out-of-the-republican-party%e2%80%99/ar-BBimICo

Fwd: FW: Out of the West Texas town of El Paso..


date:Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 3:24 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: Out of the West Texas town of El Paso..

  Out of the West Texas town of El Paso ..
You cannot deny the Texans. The whole scene, a motorcycle, a back pack, the policeman, motorcycle helmet, and the three, all in the same photo!
Three armed felons crossed the US border and attempted to rob an off-duty El Paso police officer dressed in civilian clothes while he stood in front of a bank.

The plan was for two of them to grab his backpack and toss it to an accomplice on a stolen motorcycle. However, the well prepared police officer shot all of them, killing two immediately. The third was shot in both arms and bled to death before the ambulance arrived. 

                      

This is how much the US Taxpayer would have had to pay to prosecute these thugs: 

            · Arrest and detention for 1 night = 
$6,000 
            · Transportation for deportation back to Mexico the next day = 
$1,000 
            · Air time for Obama to apologize in 30 minute speech = 
$25,000,000 

What it actually cost:         · Four .40 rounds = 
$1.00 
·
                                Taxpayer savings = $25,006,999.00!

Apparently They Picked The Wrong Man to Rob This Time. And There Won't Be A Next Time! 
        THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS 4 MINUTES. 
        THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .40 S&W ROUND IS ABOUT 1200 FEET PER SECOND.
        What a great step to balancing the budget!

                            I LOVE TO READ STORIES WITH HAPPY ENDINGS!



-- 
"A veteran - whether active duty, or retired, is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to, and including their life." That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand that.





Fwd: FW: good Story-Canadian farmer

date:Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 11:40 AM
subject:Fwd: FW: good Story-Canadian farmer


Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic and a white-trash biker are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern, and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,' says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer, and my son will also farm.  I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.'

POOF!  With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran, so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The biker says, 'I am very curious.  Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countries.  Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The biker sits down on his Harley,
cracks a beer,
lights a cigar.
smiles, and says...
'Fill it with water.'

Fwd: FW: Wastin' Away...

date:Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 10:52 AM
subject:Fwd: FW: Wastin' Away...

If you haven’t seen this before, you are in for a treat.
 
 

HILARIOUS!....

You'd best hurry up and watch this before Jimmy Buffet's attorneys get this taken off the web!

Some of these scenes look like Luquillo Beach in Puerto Rico -- where, supposedly, 80% of the citizens are on food stamps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=xEYFFiEnUjQ

FW: Bibi's wife?

date:Sun, Mar 15, 2015 at 7:24 PM
subject:FW: Bibi's wife?

Subject: Bibi's wife?

 Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult
a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she
finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Obama asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter." replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a
Jewish holiday."

FW: RV: Beating ISIS

Subject: FW: RV: Beating ISIS
Date: Wed, 11 Mar 2015 16:44:05 -0500



> Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
>
> they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since
>
> Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
>
> "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
>
> Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would
>
> get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to? "the Isis group"
>
>
>
> she says. "Why them," her father asks in shock? "Well,"
>
>
>
> she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
>
> have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think
>
> that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
>
> bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines
>
> to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all
>
> over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they
>
> didn't hate anyone anymore."
>
>
> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
>
>
>
> pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
>
>
> "I know," Thelma says,
>
>
>
> "and once that gets them out in the open,
>
>
>
> the Marines could blow the shit out of them."
>

Fwd: FW: (no subject)

date:Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 11:55 AM
subject:Fwd: FW: (no subject)

REALLY THINK ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU READ IT, I REALLY ;THINK ABOUT THINGS AS I READ THEM GOD BLESS YA ALL


HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD?


This is awesome!   How Great is our God!

Our Creator and Redeemer . . . And do we THINK about it???

God's accuracy may be observed in the hatching of eggs. . . .. .

For example:

-the eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days;

-those of the canary in 14 days;

-those of the barnyard hen in 21 days;

-the eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days;

-those of the mallard in 35 days

-the eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days.

Notice, They are all divisible by seven, the number of days in a week!

God's wisdom is seen in the making of an Elephant.

The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same direction.   No other quadruped is so made.    God planned that this animal would have a huge body, too large to live on two legs.     For this reason He gave it four fulcrums so that it can rise from the ground easily.

The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first.

A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first.

How wise the Lord is in all His works of creation!

God's wisdom is revealed in His arrangement of sections and segments, as well as in the number of grains.

-Each watermelon has an even number of stripes on the rind.

-Each orange has an even number of segments.

-Each ear of corn has an even number of rows.

-Each stalk of wheat has an even number of grains.

-Every bunch of bananas has on its lowest row an even number of bananas, and each row
Decreases by one, so that one row has an even number and the next row an odd number.

-The waves of the sea roll in on shore twenty-six to the minute in all kinds of weather.

-All grains are found in even numbers on the stalks, and the Lord specified thirty fold, sixty
Fold, and a hundred fold all even numbers.

God has caused the flowers to blossom at certain specified times during the day.

Linnaeus, the great botanist, once said that if he had a conservatory containing the right kind of soil, moisture and temperature, he could tell the time of day or night by the flowers that were open and those that were closed!

The lives of each of you may be ordered by the Lord in a beautiful way for His glory, if you will only entrust Him with your life.

If you try to regulate your own life, it will only be a mess and a failure.

Only the One Who made the brain and the heart can successfully guide them to a profitable end.


I HOPE YOU FIND THIS AS FASCINATING AS I DID.

May God Bless You In Ways You Never Even Dreamed .

The Bible; When you carry "the Bible", Satan has a headache, when you open it, he collapses, when he sees you reading it, he loses his strength, AND when you stand on the Word of God, Satan can't hurt you!

And did you also know..  When you are about to forward this email to others, the devil will probably try to discourage you, but do it anyway!   Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point!

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A short video that we all should watch
            This is a rather short video that we all should watch, appreciate And fully understand its meaning.  It is also one that everyone in our government should be forced to watch several times, at least until they get it!!!  If you are one of those that do not forward e-mails, please make this an exception and pass this along to everyone in your address book.                                                                                                                     

Notice how this President doesn't yell at the people he is speaking to. Doesn't condemn or accuse non-believers, just , in a peaceful voice speaks to the people.  God Bless America.


                 http://www.youtube.com/embed/OvN1jTkzXbY?rel=0

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SOME HOW I KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE THIS ONE!!!


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The "Passing Through" Sculpture:  a very pleasant  way to view


Notice how the old woman is gazing back at the life that she is leaving  ( and those
she loves)
 . ..then passes through the veil of death into the open arms of the Savior.
The "Come Unto Me" bronze sculpture took more than a year to make its first
appearance. Unveiled in the year 2000, the original life-sized bronze monument
stands in the grand foyer of the Spilsbury Mortuary in St. George, Utah.  

It has become a scenic attraction, in addition to a comfort to countless families
at a most difficult time of their lives. It portrays the spiritual journey from mortality
to immortality: an aged woman's body, returning to its prime, and back to the
arms of our Savior.

Death is not the end.

We all have an eternal destiny, as "Come Unto Me" portrays.

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Obama-Smoked-Dope-Netanyahu-Smoked-Terrorists.
A predictive boy to man destiny. 

 
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