FW: A Little Humor . . . Safe At Last

Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2016 5:40 PM
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We all need something to laugh about these days.  

What a great country we live in??
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on eBay any more) and peeled
the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put
one at each corner of the front yard.  Then I purchased the black flag of
ISIS (which you CAN buy on eBay) and ran it up the flag pole. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.  I've NEVER felt safer and I'm
saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burkas for
my family when we shop or travel.  Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down. Hot Damn - Safe at last - Ain't America great or what?

FWD: New face on 20 Dollar bill

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OOPS!


Fw: EXOTIC PARROT


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I was in a pet shop when I noticed a Muslim girl with the most amazingly colored parrot perched on her shoulder.

 
"Where did you get that?" I asked.

 
"Germany. There's fucking thousands of 'em!" said the parrot.

Fwd: FW: Move To Michigan... !!!!!

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This Will Make Your Day - Move to Michigan BECOME A MUSLIM LIVE THE GOOD LIFE !


Fwd: HUNTING IN ARIZONA

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HUNTING IN ARIZONA
 
A Californian and an Arizonian were elk hunting in the Arizona
mountains when an illegal alien runs across a clearing.

The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots and kills him.

"You can't do that!" cried the guy from California .

"It's legal here in Arizona " replies the Arizonian.

Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal-Mart.
He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making Room behind the seat,
an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer and runs away.
The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and kills him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona ", protests the Californian.

"Well, yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."

Fwd: FW: Christmas Toy

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FWD: Think about it.


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Subject: Think about it.


Fwd: OPEN THE BORDERS NOW!!!!

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