|date:||Sat, Mar 28, 2015 at 4:12 PM|
|date:||Sat, Mar 28, 2015 at 1:41 PM|
|subject:||Fwd: FW: London Cabbie|
London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the
radio. (You just got to love the Brits.)
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked
the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious
teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the
prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music
of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and
opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis,
so piss off and wait for a camel.."
|date:||Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 9:05 AM|
|subject:||Fwd: How The Apostles Died / The Death of Jesus|
How The Apostles Died/ The Death of Jesus
1 Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.
2 Mark Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses
through the streets until he was dead.
3 Luke Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching
to the lost.
4 John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling
oil during a wave
of persecution In Rome . However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos ..
He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was
later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He
as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully.
5 Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors
that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.
6 James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a
down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny
his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the
7 James the Great Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus
Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church,
was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded
James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the
Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he
declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept
as a Christian.
8 Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He
witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred
for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.
9 Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece.
After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the
cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when
he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have
long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated
by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his
For two days until he expired.
10 Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his
trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.
11 Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in
12 Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas
stoned and then beheaded.
13 Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at
Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him
to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the
Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational
Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.
Perhaps this is a reminder to us...
That our sufferings here Are indeed minor compared To the intense
And cold cruelty faced by the apostles And disciples during their times For
sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated Of all men for my name's sake: But
that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew
Faith is not believing that God can,
It is knowing that God WILL!
The Death of Jesus
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! Let's see if Satan
Can stop this.
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
At the age of 33, Jesus was condemned to death . At the time
Crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst
Criminals were condemned to be crucified. Yet it was Even
more dreadful for Jesus, unlike Other criminals condemned
to death by Crucifixion Jesus was to be nailed to the
Cross by His hands and feet.
Each nail Was 6 to 8 inches long. The nails Were driven into
His wrist. Not Into His palms as is commonly Portrayed.
There's a tendon in the wrist that Extends to the shoulder.
The Roman guards knew That when the nails were being
hammered into the Wrist that tendon would tear and
Break, forcing Jesus to use His back Muscles to support
himself so that He could Breath.
Both of His feet Were nailed together. Thus He was forced to
Support Himself on the single nail that Impaled His feet to the
cross. Jesus could Not support himself with His legs
because of the pain So He was forced to alternate between
arching His Back then using his legs just to continue to
Breath. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the Suffering, the courage.
Jesus endured this Reality for over 3 hours. Yes, Over 3 hours!
Can you imagine this kind of Suffering? A few minutes before
He died, Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water
From his wounds. From common images We see wounds to
His hands and feet and even the spear wound To His side...
But do we realize His wounds Were actually made in his body.
A hammer Driving large nails through the wrist, the feet overlapped
And an even large nail hammered through the arches, then a
Roman guard piercing His side with a spear. But Before the nails
and the spear Jesus was whipped and Beaten. The whipping was
so severe that it tore the Flesh from His body. The beating so horrific
that His Face was torn and his beard ripped from His face. The
Crown of thorns cut deeply into His scalp. Most men Would not have
survived this torture. " He had no more blood To bleed out, only water
poured from His Wounds. The human adult body contains about 3.5 liters
(just less than a gallon) of blood. Jesus poured all 3.5 Liters of his
He had three nails hammered into His Members; a crown of thorns on
His head and, beyond That, a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into His
All these without Mentioning the humiliation He suffered after carrying His
Cross for almost 2 kilometers, while the crowd spat in his Face and threw
stones (the cross was almost 30 kg of weight, Only for its higher part,
His hands were Nailed). Jesus had To endure this experience, to open the
Gates of Heaven, So that you can have free Access to God. So that your sins
Could be "washed" away. All of them, with no exception!
Don't ignore this situation.
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU!
He died for you! It Is easy to pass jokes or foolish photos by e-mail, but
When it comes to God, sometimes you feel ashamed to forward To others
because you are worried of what they may think About you. God Has plans
for you, show all your friends what He experienced To save you. Now think
about this! May God bless your Life!
60 Seconds with God... For the next 60 Seconds, set aside what you're
doing and take This opportunity! Let's see if Satan can stop This.. All you
have to do Is:
1. Simply Pray for the person who sent this message to You:
2.Then, send this Message to people.. The more the better.
3. People will Pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God
For other people.
4. Take a Moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, for
Doing what pleases Him.
If you are not Ashamed to do this, please, follow Jesus' instructions.
He said (Matthew 10:32 & 33): "Everyone therefore Who acknowledges
me before others, I also will acknowledge before My Father in heaven;
but whosoever denies Me before others, I also will deny before My
Father in heaven".
Yes, I love God. He is my source of life and my Savior. He keeps me alive
Without Him, I am nothing, but with Him "I can do all things through Him
who strengthens me". Philippians 4:13.
|date:||Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 11:48 PM|
|subject:||Fwd: FW: Bill Clinton .....|
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "One Hundred and Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "One Hundred and Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $150 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?"
I don't care who you are, this is funny!
|date:||Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 11:44 PM|
|subject:||Fwd: FW: Einstein and Billy Graham|
Subject: Einstein and Billy Graham
Billy Graham is now 96 years-old with Parkinson's disease. In January 2000 leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina
invited their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a luncheon in his honor. Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he struggles with Parkinson's disease. But the Charlotte leaders said, 'We don't expect a major address. Just come and let us honor you.' So he agreed. After wonderful things were said about him, Dr. Graham stepped to the rostrum, looked at the crowd, and said, "I'm reminded today of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has been honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century. Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there. He looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it. "The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
"The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are; no problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.' Einstein looked at him and said, "Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.”
Having said that, Billy Graham continued, "See the suit I'm wearing? It's a brand new suit. My children, and my grandchildren are telling me I've gotten a little slovenly in my old age. I used to be a bit more fastidious. So I
went out and bought a new suit for this luncheon and one more occasion. You know what that occasion is? This is the suit in which I'll be buried. But when you hear I'm dead, I don't want you to immediately remember the suit I'm wearing. I want you to remember this: I not only know who I am. I also know where I'm going. May your troubles be less, your blessings more, and may nothing but happiness, come through your door. Life without God is like an un-sharpened pencil - it has no point."
"Amen and peace, my friends. And may each of us have lived our lives so that when our ticket is punched, we don't have to worry about where we are going."
Even at his age and with Parkinson's Disease, he could still deliver a powerful sermon !
|date:||Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 11:41 PM|
|subject:||Fwd: FW: WAY TO GO CANADA|
WOW love this Guy....
WAY TO GO QUEBEC
MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CANTEEN MENU... EXPLAINS WHY
Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb.
The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval, has refused, and the town
clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why...
“Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its
customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that's where they chose to immigrate."
“They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec."
“They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not
the Canadians who so generously welcomed them."
“They must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic,
they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (whereas the reverse is not
true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants)."
“That no more than other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up
their identity, their culture."
“And if Canada is a land of welcome, it's not the Mayor of Dorval who
welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole."
“Finally, they must understand that in Canada (Quebec) with its
Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion
must remain in the private domain."
The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.
“For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in
Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them
under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Sharia."
“If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries,
it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than elsewhere."
“Ask yourself the question, just once, “Why is it better here in Canada
than where you come from?”
“A canteen with pork is part of the answer.”
If you feel the same forward it on, if not, hit the delete button.
QUESTION: WHY AREN'T WE SAYING THE SAME THINGS?
|date:||Wed, Apr 15, 2015 at 4:32 PM|
|subject:||Fwd: TAX DAY IS HERE (April 15th)|
This ought to drive the Liberals c-r-a-z-y!!!
|date:||Thu, Mar 19, 2015 at 3:10 AM|
|subject:||Beck: ‘I’m out of the Republican Party’|
|date:||Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 3:24 PM|
|subject:||Fwd: FW: Out of the West Texas town of El Paso..|
Out of the West Texas town of El Paso ..
You cannot deny the Texans. The whole scene, a motorcycle, a back pack, the policeman, motorcycle helmet, and the three, all in the same photo!
Three armed felons crossed the US border and attempted to rob an off-duty El Paso police officer dressed in civilian clothes while he stood in front of a bank.
The plan was for two of them to grab his backpack and toss it to an accomplice on a stolen motorcycle. However, the well prepared police officer shot all of them, killing two immediately. The third was shot in both arms and bled to death before the ambulance arrived.
This is how much the US Taxpayer would have had to pay to prosecute these thugs:
· Arrest and detention for 1 night = $6,000
· Transportation for deportation back to Mexico the next day = $1,000
· Air time for Obama to apologize in 30 minute speech = $25,000,000
What it actually cost: · Four .40 rounds = $1.00
Taxpayer savings = $25,006,999.00!
Apparently They Picked The Wrong Man to Rob This Time. And There Won't Be A Next Time!THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS 4 MINUTES.
THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .40 S&W ROUND IS ABOUT 1200 FEET PER SECOND.
What a great step to balancing the budget!
I LOVE TO READ STORIES WITH HAPPY ENDINGS!
-- "A veteran - whether active duty, or retired, is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to, and including their life." That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand that.