Fwd: FW: Preachers

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Subject: Preachers

Your funny for today




     I'VE ALWAYS QUESTIONED IF JESSIE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON
     WERE REALLY PREACHERS SINCE THEY HAVE NO CHURCH.

     WHEN I HEARD AL SHARPTON WAS A GUEST PREACHER AT A
     BLACK HOUSTON CHURCH, I DECIDED TO CHECK HIM OUT  IN PERSON
     JUST TO SEE WHAT HE WAS ALL ABOUT.

     I SAT DOWN AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT SHARPTON CAME UP
     TO ME (I GUESS BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY WHITE PERSON IN
     THE ROOM), LAID HIS HANDS ON MY HAND AND SAID:

     "BY THE WILL OF JESUS THE LORD ALMIGHTY AND THE WILL
     OF GOD, YOU WILL WALK TODAY."

     I TOLD HIM I WAS NOT PARALYZED.

     HE CAME BACK AND LAID HIS LANDS ON ME AGAIN AND
     REPEATED THE SAME THING.

     AGAIN, I TOLD HIM THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

     AFTER THE SERMON, I STEPPED OUTSIDE AND LO AND
     BEHOLD, MY NEW CAR HAD BEEN STOLEN!!

Fwd: Police need more training?

Subject: Police need more training?



The Case of the Dark Dilemma 



"Now let me see if I have this right. The family situation is so unstable, 'Junior' doesn't even know where to send a Father's Day card.
There's no guidance or discipline in the home.
Junior gets dumped into the education system where he is socially promoted because the overwhelmed school district can't deal with the undisciplined whelp.
Junior's major formative influences are 'gangsta' rap videos and a corresponding peer group of gangsta wannabes.

At age 18, Junior is turned loose on society carrying a bad attitude, a broken compass and little respect for authority.
Junior gets himself in big trouble with the law and meets dire consequences.
Then, the situational diagnosis is that the police need more training and understanding? 

Pardon me for asking, but do you really believe that bullshit?"

FWD: Fun and games with Obama's lapdog media

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Fun and games with Obama's lapdog media

By Howie Carr, Boston Herald (MA) December 31, 2014 12:25 pm

 
Obama has done it again, and the media aren't reporting it -- again!
This time the world's smartest man (we know this because of that crisp crease in his pants, right David Brooks?) said this to a fawning rumpswab from National Public Radio:
"Tehran is a large, sophisticated country that has a track record of state-sponsored terrorism."
Tehran? There's an old joke that one man's Mede is another man's Persian, but have you ever heard of anyone mixing up "Tehran" and "Iran"? It happens about as often as a Christian who mistakenly describes himself as Muslim forgets he's a Christian, or upon landing in Hawaii says he's glad to be visiting "Asia."
What language do they speak in Tehran -- Tehranese? How do you get there -- on the "Intercontinental Railroad?" (Remember when Barack confused "Intercontinental" with "Transcontinental"? Apparently there was no "corpse-man" in the audience to correct him.)
This Tehran faux pas happened Dec. 18, in Obama's end-of-the-year interview with NPR. I assume Fox got one of those too, right? Anyway, NPR sat on the interview until Monday, when they released a transcript.
Not the audio, you understand, the stuff that could be used on TV or the radio to make sport of the guy who thinks they speak Austrian in Austria. They released a transcript. But don't worry, NPR is going to put out the audio -- this morning, on New Year's Eve.
Why would any media outlet sit on audio gold until one of the absolute slowest news days of the year? That's a rhetorical question, of course. We all know the answer -- it's NPR. They're Obama's fellow travelers.
(I will play the audio on my radio show this afternoon, unless of course before it's posted NPR suffers some kind of hard-drive crash like the one that destroyed Lois Lerner's IRS emails ... er, never mind.)
The Tehran misstatement seems to have been first reported not in any U.S. newspaper, but in the Daily Mail of London, which lets the chips fall where they may, Political Correctness be damned.
Good old Obama, the guy who says he bowls like he's in the Special Olympics, who thinks the Packers play at Lambert Field, who believes the team that beat BC at Yankee Stadium Saturday night is the "Nitally Lions," who once wrote on ESPN that the Orangemen play at "Syracus," whose favorite baseball team plays at "Cominsky Field," even though he can't name a single White Sox player of the past or present ....
Nothing to see here, comrades, move along. Just ask NPR.
Hear Howie's radio show this afternoon from 3-7 p.m. on WMEX AM 1510 and WCRN AM 830.

FWD: Apologetics Press - Christianity is in the Constitution

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Fwd: FW: This is what I think of people who voted for Obama

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Fw: Fwd: Fw: Great response to "Hands up, don't shoot"

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Good start!    


Fwd: FW: [Caution: Suspicious Link]FW: Sharpton's Worse Nightmare

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This guy gets it.   

This young man has it figured out! 



                                    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152314396513715&set=vb.673253714&type=2&theater 

Fw: Fwd: The Silencer

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FW: Think About This for a Moment--a lot of history in one email

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Subject: Think About This for a Moment--a lot of history in one email
 
 

I don’t believe I am racist & I try to keep an open mind but I ask you to think about the following in light of recent events.

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U-S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Musiims
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims
The Oklahoma City beheader was Muslim
The Paris cartoonist's murderers were Muslim.
(And I probably missed a few more).
 

Think of it:
Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem

MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM SO THIS LEADS TO
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
They're not happy in Nigeria
They're not happy in Kenya
They're not happy in Sudan

So, where are they happy?

They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in Belgium
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India.

They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic!
And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves...

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!!

And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy.

Islamic Jihad: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
ISIS: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Qaeda: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Taliban: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hamas: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hezbollah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Boko Haram: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Nusra: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abu Sayyaf: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Badr: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Muslim Brotherhood: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Lashkar-e-Taiba: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Palestine Liberation Front: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Ansaru: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Jemaah Islamiyah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION

AND A WHOLE LOT MORE !!!!!!!

This is the world we live in....
just think about it----- and perhaps project your thoughts perhaps twenty, thirty or fifty years....
just how is it that all the world's media and all the world's political leaders are currently hell bent on us believing that these cruel murderers must be tolerated at all costs in the name of our freedom of religion, freedom of politics, freedom of expression, etc etc, and that we must put up with them irrespective of their beliefs or their acts of unbelievable cruelty.

 
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