Fw: Great News

date:4 May 2015 at 17:23
subject:Fw: Great News


Subject: Great News


Fw: I was a Police Officer

date:4 May 2015 at 08:09
subject:Fw: I was a Police Officer

 > I was a police
officer > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your
boyfriend has come > home drunk and is beating you again. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your 16
year old daughter, > who is very responsible, is four hours late coming home
from school. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your store
has been robbed > or your house has been burglarized. > > Today, I will not stop a drunk driver from killing
someone. I will not > catch a rapist or a murderer or a car thief. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that a man has
a gun or tried > to abduct a child or that someone has been stabbed or
has been in a > terrible accident. > > Today, I will not save your child that you locked in a
car or the child > you were too busy to watch who went outside and fell
into the swimming > pool, but that I revived. > > No, today I will not do that. > > Why? > > Today, I was suspended from duty for doing my job,
because the media, > liberals, a community organizer, a lawyer who formally
represented > terrorists and is the US attorney general and a mayor
who ran on an > anti-police agenda, who are all advised by a drug
dealer, liar and > income tax cheat. AND, all who know nothing about
Policing, have > vilified my profession. > > Because ---- > > Today, I was killed by a drunk driver while I was
helping push a > disabled car off the highway. > > Today, I was shot and killed during a routine traffic
stop to simply > tell someone that they had a taillight out. > > Today, I was killed in a traffic accident rushing to
help a citizen. > > Today, I was shot and killed serving a warrant on a
known drug dealer. > > Today, I was killed by a man when I came by to do a
welfare check > because his family was too busy. > > Today, I was killed trying to stop a bank robbery or a
grocery store robbery. > > Today I was killed doing my job. > > A chaplain and an officer will go to a house and tell a
mom and dad or > a wife or husband or a child that their son or daughter
or husband or > wife or father or mother won't be coming home
today. > > The flags at many police stations were flown at
half-mast today but > most people won't know why. > > There will be a funeral and my fellow officers will
come, a > twenty-one-gun salute will be given, and taps and
bagpipes will be > played as I am laid to rest. > > My name will be put on a plaque, on a wall, in a
building, in a city > somewhere. > > A folded flag will be placed on a mantel or a bookcase
in a home > somewhere and a family will mourn. > > There will be no cries for justice. > There will be no riots in the streets. > There will be no officers marching, screaming 'no
justice, no peace.' > No citizens will scream that something must be done. > No windows will be smashed, no cars burned, no stones
thrown, no names > called. > > Only someone crying themselves to sleep tonight will be
the only sign > that I was cared about. > > I was a police officer

Fw: Fwd: Fw: Dear Abby

date:3 May 2015 at 08:38
subject:Fw: Fwd: Fw: Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job fifteen years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.  All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter got married he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.  

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless  



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!

You're a former Secretary of State running for President of the United States.  

Act like one.
 

Fwd: FW: Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

date:Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 2:49 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

Subject: FW: Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
 
Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton 

Fwd: FW: WOW Efficient Gun Control!

date:Mon, Apr 20, 2015 at 3:53 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: WOW Efficient Gun Control!

Dems and Guns...
In 1863 a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.
In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.
In 1963 a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.
In 1975 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.
In 1983 a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan.
In 1984 James Huberty a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.
In 1986 Patrick Sherril a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.
In 1990 James Pough a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.
In 1991 George Hennard a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 23 people in a Luby
s cafeteria.
In 1995 James Daniel Simpson a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.
In 1999 Larry Asbrook a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 8 people at a church service.
In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.
In 2003 Douglas Williams a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.
In 2007 a registered Democrat named Seung - Hui Cho shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech .
In 2010 a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.
In 2011 a registered Democrat named James Holmes went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.
In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.
In 2013 a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza shot and killed 26 people in a school.

One could go on, but you get the point, even if the media does not.
Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns.
No NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservatives are involved.

SOLUTION: It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns. Best idea I've seen.

Fw: Wall Street Journal Sizes Up Obama

date:22 April 2015 at 18:56
subject:Fw: Wall Street Journal Sizes Up Obama

Subject: Wall Street Journal Sizes Up Obama
 
 
Sadly enough, this is a REALLY good read~
----- Original Message -----
This is not a ‘hate piece’, but it is a brutally frank article from the Wall Street Journal.
Please read and share.  It looks longer than it is.  It’s a quick read.
Wall Street Journal Sizes Up Obama  
 
 
A "deadly" article regarding Obama, at the Wall Street Journal, which today is the most widely circulated newspaper in America.
 
Article from the Wall Street Journal - by Alan Caruba:  
 
"I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he's led a kind of make-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened because at some point early on somebody or some group (George Soros, maybe? or Frank Marshall Davis??) took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and concluded he could be guided toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House.
 
In a very real way, he has been a young man in a very big hurry. Who else do you know has written two memoirs before the age of 45? "Dreams of My Father" was published in 1995 when he was only 34 years old. The "Audacity of Hope" followed in 2006. If, indeed, he did write them himself. There are some who think that his mentor and friend, Bill Ayers, a man who calls himself a "communist with a small 'c' was the real author.
 
 
His political skills consisted of rarely voting on anything that might be deemed controversial. He went from a legislator in the Illinois House to the Senator from that state because he had the good fortune of having Mayor Daley's formidable political machine at his disposal.
 
 
He was in the U.S. Senate so briefly that his bid for the presidency was either an act of astonishing self-confidence or part of some greater game plan that had been determined before he first stepped foot in the Capital. How, many must wonder, was he selected to be a 2004 keynote speaker at the Democrat convention that nominated John Kerry when virtually no one had ever even heard of him before?
 
He out-maneuvered Hillary Clinton in primaries. He took Iowa by storm. A charming young man, an anomaly in the state with a very small black population, he oozed "cool" in a place where agriculture was the antithesis of cool. He dazzled the locals. And he had an army of volunteers drawn to a charisma that hid any real substance.
 
And then he had the great good fortune of having the Republicans select one of the most inept candidates for the presidency since Bob Dole. And then John McCain did something crazy. He picked Sarah Palin, an unknown female governor from the very distant state of Alaska . It was a ticket that was reminiscent of 1984's Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro and they went down to defeat.
 
The mainstream political media fell in love with him. It was a schoolgirl crush with febrile commentators like Chris Mathews swooning then and now over the man. The venom directed against McCain and, in particular, Palin, was extraordinary.
 
Now, 6 full years into his presidency, all of those gilded years leading up to the White House have left him unprepared to be President. Left to his own instincts, he has a talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It swiftly became a joke that he could not deliver even the briefest of statements without the ever-present Tele-Prompters.
 
Far worse, however, is his capacity to want to "wish away" some terrible realities, not the least of which is the Islamist intention to destroy America and enslave the West. Any student of history knows how swiftly Islam initially spread. It knocked on the doors of Europe, having gained a foothold in Spain.
 
The great crowds that greeted him at home or on his campaign "world tour" were no substitute for having even the slightest grasp of history and the reality of a world filled with really bad people with really bad intentions. Oddly and perhaps even inevitably, his political experience, a cakewalk, has positioned him to destroy the Democrat Party's hold on power in Congress because in the end it was never about the Party. It was always about his communist ideology, learned at an early age from family, mentors, college professors, and extreme leftist friends and colleagues.
 
Obama is a man who could deliver a snap judgment about a Boston police officer who arrested an "obstreperous" Harvard professor-friend, but would warn Americans against "jumping to conclusions" about a mass murderer at Fort Hood who shouted "Allahu Akbar." The absurdity of that was lost on no one. He has since compounded this by calling the Christmas bomber "an isolated extremist" only to have to admit a day or two later that he was part of an Al Qaeda plot.
 
He is a man who could strive to close down our detention facility at Guantanamo even though those released were known to have returned to the battlefield against America. He could even instruct his Attorney General to afford the perpetrator of  9/11 a civil trial when no one else would ever even consider such an obscenity. And he is a man who could wait three days before having anything to say about the perpetrator of yet another terrorist attack on Americans and then have to elaborate on his remarks the following day because his first statement was so lame.
 
The pattern repeats itself. He either blames any problem on the Bush administration or he naively seeks to wish away the truth.
 
Knock, knock. Anyone home? Anyone there? Barack Obama exists only as the sock puppet of his handlers, of the people who have maneuvered and manufactured this pathetic individual's life.
 
When anyone else would quickly and easily produce a birth certificate, this man spent over a million dollars to deny access to his. Most other documents, the paper trail we all leave in our wake, have been sequestered from review. He has lived a make-believe life whose true facts remain hidden.
 
Even his wife has mentioned they visited the country of his birth, Kenya. You did note she did not accompany him on the trip to Saudi Arabia on which he actually bowed to the king. Being a muslim required him to do so and that same faith prevented him from taking her with him."
 
We laugh at the ventriloquist's dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States.

Fw: If Hillary Doesn’t Win, It’s Sexism

date:22 April 2015 at 18:56
subject:Fw: If Hillary Doesn’t Win, It’s Sexism

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fwd: If Hillary Doesn’t Win, It’s Sexism
 
 
 
 
Sent: Sunday, April 19, 2015 1:19 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: If Hillary Doesn’t Win, It’s Sexism
 
 
 

If there’s anything worse than a sore loser, it’s someone who starts making excuses before they ever play the game. Granted, in this case, it isn’t Hillary Clinton herself grumbling about the reasons she may not win the White House in 2016, but her liberal champions in the media are already providing her with a soft landing should she be unable to secure a win.





Appearing on ABC this weekend to promote her book, Cokie Roberts told George Stephanopoulos that the “crack pollster” at the network had determined why many Americans might have an unfavorable view of the Democratic contender. No, it’s not because the name Clinton has become synonymous with the worst of Washington politics. No, it’s not because she has all the charm and charisma of a three-dollar tuba. And no, it’s not because scandal seems to follow the Clintons wherever they go. It’s because –
duh – she’s a woman.





“A woman who is strong and powerful is seen as not friendly and empathetic,” Roberts said, quoting an unspecified ABC poll. “Here we are in 2015 and we still have to deal with that. So that’s what she’s doing. She’s trying to figure out how to show people she’s a warm and friendly person.”





Stephanopoulos noted that this strategy differed from her last campaign, where Clinton seemed eager to show the country that she was as tough and strong as any man.





Roberts said, “Right, because she was afraid people would think a woman was too weak to have her hand on the button or the red telephone in the night. Now she’s selling wisdom, which is a good thing in an old woman.”





Maybe it
isn’t that they are making excuses for her eventual loss. Maybe they are trying to shame Americans into voting for her.
Don’t you know that it’s sexist that you don’t like her? Don’t you know that you would feel differently if she was a man? You don’t want to come off as a bigot, do you? Hmm?



What these sycophants are unwilling to admit is that Hillary’s gender is literally the only thing she has going for her. Put her next to the legion of fresh, vibrant faces on the right and she comes off as positively ancient. And that’s less to do with her chronological age and more to do with how long she’s been in the public eye. We’ve known Hillary Clinton for nearly 25 years now. There’s no way for her to capture that thrumming sense of miraculous surprise that helped Senator Barack Obama in 2008. The fact that she would be the first female president is her only point of interest.





If people aren’t excited about that, maybe it’s not because of sexism. Maybe it’s because of the woman herself.

Fw: Fwd: Fw: Locked out?

date:19 April 2015 at 19:22
subject:Fw: Fwd: Fw: Locked out?

Subject: Locked out?
 
 
>From a former Navy fighter pilot and a retired UAL Captain
          ********************************************* 

          We are all flying on the Germanwings plane, with a twisted pilot at the controls.  Will we just wait, and assume the "Crash Position"? 

          The 'real' pilot was locked out of the cockpit. 

          That set of circumstances finally revealed the full horror of the crash of Germanwings flight 9525.  Co-pilot Andreas Lubitz waited for the pilot to leave the cockpit, then locked the door to prevent his re-entry.  Then Lubitz, for reasons unknown and perhaps unknowable, deliberately steered the jet into a harrowing 8-minute plunge ending in an explosive 434 mph impact with a rocky mountainside.  150 men, women and children met an immediate, unthinkably violent death. 

          Lubitz, in his single-minded madness, couldn't be stopped because anyone who could change the jet's disastrous course was locked out. 

          It's hard to imagine the growing feelings of fear and helplessness that the passengers felt as the unforgiving landscape rushed up to meet them. 

          Hard ... but not impossible. 

          Because America is in trouble.  We feel the descent in the pits of our stomachs. 

          We hear the shake and rattle of structures stressed beyond their limits. We don't know where we're going anymore, but do know it isn't good. And above all, we feel helpless because Barack Obama has locked us out. 

          He locked the American people out of his decision to seize the national healthcare system.  Locked us out when we wanted to know why the IRS was attacking conservatives.  He locked us out of having a say in his decision to tear up our immigration laws, and to give over a trillion dollars in benefits to those who broke those laws. 

          Obama locked out those who advised against premature troop withdrawals.  Locked out the intelligence agencies who issued warnings about the growing threat of ISIS.  He locked out anyone who could have interfered with his release of five Taliban terror chiefs in return for one U.S. military deserter. 

          And, of course, Barack Obama has now locked out Congress, the American people, and our allies as he strikes a secret deal with Iran to determine the timeline (not prevention) of their acquisition of nuclear weapons. 

          Was Andreas Lubitz depressed, insane, or abysmally evil when he decided to lock that cockpit door and listen to no voices other than those in his head?  Did he somehow believe himself to be doing the right thing? 

          The voice recordings from the doomed aircraft reveal that as the jet began its rapid descent, the passengers were quiet.  There was probably some nervous laughter, confusion, a bit of comforting chatter with seatmates, followed by a brief period in which anxiety had not yet metastasized into terror. 

          It was only near the end of the 8-minute plunge that everyone finally understood what was really happening. Only near the end when they began to scream. 

          Like those passengers, a growing number of Americans feel a helpless dread as they come to the inescapable conclusion that our nation's decline is an act of choice rather than of chance. The choice of one man who is in full control of our 8-year plunge. 

          Lubitz was a nutcase.  But now we are on a ‘plane’ piloted by a narcissistic megalomaniac who has locked everyone out of his cockpit.  END

Fw: Tyrone

date:7 May 2015 at 21:04
subject:Fw: Tyrone

Subject: Fwd: Tyrone



Love this one!



: Tyrone



None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me mad,Tyrone.”

One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing.

The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had she seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.

The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died .

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

Don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.


Well maybe you did if you voted for Obama

 
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