FW: Back to the Future with the Islamists

Subject: FW: Back to the Future with the Islamists
Date: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 08:03:20 -0600
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 8:17 PM
Subject: Back to the Future with the Islamists

History repeats itself…;and every American should really be upset at our do nothing congress !!.

Most Americans are unaware of the fact that over two hundred years ago, the United States had declared war on Islamic States, and Thomas Jefferson led the charge!  At the height of the eighteenth century, Muslim pirates were the terror of the Mediterranean and a large area of the North Atlantic.  They attacked every ship in sight, and held the crews for exorbitant ransoms.  Those taken hostage were subjected to barbaric treatment and wrote heart breaking letters home, begging their government and family members to pay whatever their Mohammedan captors demanded.

These extortionists of the high seas represented the Islamic nations of Tripoli, Tunis, Morocco, and Algiers – collectively referred to as the Barbary Coast –; and presented a dangerous and unprovoked threat to the new American Republic.

Before the Revolutionary War, U.S. merchant ships had been under the protection of Great Britain.  When the U.S. declared its independence and entered into war, the ships of the United States were protected by France. However, once the war was won, America had to protect its own fleets. Thus, the birth of the U.S. Navy.

Beginning in 1784, seventeen years before he would become president, Thomas Jefferson became America’s Minister to France.  That same year, the
U.S. Congress sought to appease its Muslim adversaries by following in the footsteps of European nations who paid bribes to the Barbary States, rather than engaging them in war.

In July of 1785, Algerian pirates captured American ships, and the Dey of Algiers demanded an unheard-of ransom of $60,000.  It was a plain and simple case of extortion, and Thomas Jefferson was vehemently opposed to any further payments.  Instead, he proposed to Congress the formation of a coalition of allied nations who together could force the Islamic states into peace.  A disinterested Congress decided to pay the ransom.

In 1786, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams met with Tripoli’s ambassador to Great Britain to ask by what right his nation attacked American ships and enslaved American citizens, and why Muslims held so much hostility towards America, a nation with which they had no previous contacts.

The two future presidents reported that Ambassador Sidi Haji Abdul Rahman Adja had answered that Islam "was founded on the Laws of their Prophet, that it was written in their Quran, that all nations who should not have acknowledged their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon them wherever they could be found, and to make slaves of all they could take as Prisoners, and that every Musselman (Muslim) who should be slain in Battle was sure to go to Paradise."
Despite this stunning admission of premeditated violence on non-Muslim nations, as well as the objections of many notable American leaders, including George Washington, who warned that caving in was both wrong and would only further embolden the enemy, for the following fifteen years, the American government paid the Muslims millions of dollars for the safe passage of American ships or the return of American hostages. The payments in ransom and tribute amounted to over twenty percent of the United States government annual revenues in 1800.

Jefferson was disgusted.  Shortly after his being sworn in as the third President of the United States in 1801, the Pasha of Tripoli sent him a note demanding the immediate payment of $225,000 plus $25,000 a year for every year forthcoming.  That changed everything.

Jefferson let the Pasha know, in no uncertain terms, what he could do with his demand.  The Pasha responded by cutting down the flagpole at the American consulate and declared war on the United States.  Tunis, Morocco, and Algiers immediately followed suit. Jefferson, until now, had been against America raising a naval force for anything beyond coastal defense, but having watched his nation be cowed by Islamic thuggery for long enough, decided that it was finally time to meet force with force.

He dispatched a squadron of frigates to the Mediterranean and taught the Muslim nations of the Barbary Coast a lesson he hoped they would never forget.  Congress authorized Jefferson to empower U.S. ships to seize all vessels and goods of the Pasha of Tripoli and to “cause to be done all other acts of precaution or hostility as the state of war would justify”.

When Algiers and Tunis, who were both accustomed to American cowardice and acquiescence, saw the newly independent United States had both the will and the might to strike back, they quickly abandoned their allegiance to Tripoli.

The war with Tripoli lasted for four more years, and raged up again in 1815.  The bravery of the U.S. Marine Corps in these wars led to the line “to the shores of Tripoli” in the Marine Hymn, They would forever be known as “leathernecks” for the leather collars of their uniforms, designed to prevent their heads from being cut off by the Muslim scimitars when boarding enemy ships.

Islam, and what its Barbary followers justified doing in the name of their prophet and their god, disturbed Jefferson quite deeply.  America had a tradition of religious tolerance, the fact that Jefferson, himself, had co-authored the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, but fundamentalist Islam was like no other religion the world had ever seen.  A religion based on supremacism, whose holy book not only condoned but mandated violence against unbelievers was unacceptable to him.  His greatest fear was that someday this brand of Islam would return and pose an even greater threat to the United States.

This should bother every American.  That the Islamists have brought about women-only classes and swimming times at taxpayer-funded universities and public pools; that Christians, Jews, and Hindus have been banned from serving on juries where Muslim defendants are being judged, Piggy banks and Porky Pig tissue dispensers
have been banned from workplaces because they offend Islamist sensibilities.  Ice cream has been discontinued at certain Burger
King locations because the picture on the wrapper looks similar to the Arabic script for Allah, public schools are  pulling pork from their menus, on and on in the newspapers

It’s death by a thousand cuts, or inch-by-inch as some refer to it,
and most Americans have no idea that this battle is being waged every day across America.  By not fighting back, by allowing groups to obfuscate what is really happening, and not insisting that the Islamists adapt to our own culture, the United States is cutting its own throat with a politically correct knife, and helping to further the Islamists agenda. Sadly, it appears that today’s America would rather be politically correct than victorious.

Any doubts, just Google Thomas Jefferson vs the Muslim World

Happy Remembering!    Have a peaceful holiday.

Fw: Fwd: And Ferguson Goes On

Sent: Friday, December 05, 2014 9:50 AM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: And Ferguson Goes On

Is there any way you can find out if this is true? I have not forwarded it because if it's not true it should be deleted.  I'd like to tell my friend either way.   Thanks!

On Thursday, December 4, 2014 7:01 PM,  

I did not verify this on Snopes but it rings true to me.

Would love to find out if this is true.

Fwd: FW: Fw: Top Ten List of America's Stupidity

date: Mon, Dec 8, 2014 at 3:42 PM
subject: Fwd: FW: Fw: Top Ten List of America's Stupidity

>>> Just makes you wanna shake your head in disbelief. This is Canada 's
>>> Top Ten List of America 's Stupidity.
>>>> Only in America ..could politicians talk about the greed of the
>>>> rich at a $35,000.00 per plate campaign fund-raising event.
>>>> Only in America ..could people claim that the government still
>>>> discriminates against black Americans when they have a black
>>>> President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal
>>>> workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black. And
>>>> 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the
>>>> rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!
>>>> Only in America...could they have had the two people most
>>>> responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the
>>>> Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and
>>>> Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor
>>>> of higher taxes.
>>>> ) Only in America ..can they have terrorists kill people in the
>>>> name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that
>>>> Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
>>>> Only in America ..would they make people who want to legally become
>>>> American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay
>>>> tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss
>>>> letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just
>>>> 'magically' become American citizens (probably should be number
>>>> one).
>>>> Only in America ...could the people who believe in balancing the
>>>> budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as
>>>> “extremist”.
>>>> Only in America ..could you need to present a driver's license to
>>>> cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote. THIS one is a real
>>>> joke!
>>>> Only in America ..could people demand the government investigate
>>>> whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of
>>>> gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil
>>>> company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis
>>>> shoes (Nike).
>>>> Only in America could a country collect more tax dollars from the
>>>> people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion
>>>> dollars more than it has per year (for total spending of $7-Million
>>>> PER MINUTE), and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.
>>>> Only in America could the rich people (who pay 86% of all income
>>>> taxes) be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who
>>>> don't pay any income taxes at all.

Fwd: FW: Why Grandfathe​rs are different .

>> Hi, thought you'd get a chuckle out of th​is
>> Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
>> Grandfathers? Well, here it
>> is:
>> There was this loving grandfather
>> who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family
>> on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would  take his 5-year-old
>> granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time --
>> pancakes, ice cream, candy --just him and his granddaughter.
>> One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not
>> get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
>> their drives and would be very disappointed.
>> Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
>> their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they
>> returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather
>> who was still in bed.
>> "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
>> "Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole,
>> queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing
>> prick, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch
>> anywhere we went!  We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone
>> she saw. I really didn't have any fun."

Happy Holidays to all!!!!1!!

Fw: From now on I'll believe..........

date: 29 November 2014 at 09:08
subject: Fw: From now on I'll believe..........

From now on...... I'll believe in The Prophet Muhammad........

I decided to go to the Scarborough Mosque for the first time to see what it was
all about.

I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Allah the All Mighty, and the Prophet Muhammad you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!

FW: FWD: ISIS Soon To Be Non-Existent

Subject: ISIS Soon To Be Non-Existent 
ISIS Soon To Be Non-Existent 

 The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by Friday.

FWD: New Christmas Song... finally

Curator's note: This is a repeat from 2013, but it's making the rounds again, of course.

Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2014 11:52 PM
Subject: New Christmas Song... finally

New Christmas Song

If you’re tired of hearing the politically correct “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”, listen to this song.

Don't go CHRISTMAS shopping until you watch this YouTube video.

Fwd: FW: A repeat?

date: Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 4:11 PM
subject: Fwd: FW: A repeat?

A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you  have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.  You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said goats.

FWD: Six Boys and 13 Hands

date: 29 November 2014 at 09:16
subject: Fw: SIX BOYS AND 13 HANDS


Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC, with the eighth grade class from Clinton, Wisconsin, where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's capital, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable.

On the last night of our trip, we stopped at the Iwo Jima Memorial. This memorial is the largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the most famous photographs in history -- that of the six brave soldiers raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky hill on the island of Iwo Jima, Japan, during WW II.

Over one hundred students and chaperons piled off the buses and headed towards the memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the statue, and as I got closer he asked, 'Where are you guys from?'

I told him that we were from Wisconsin . 'Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! 'Come gather around, Cheese heads, and I will tell you a story.'

(It was James Bradley who just happened to be in Washington, DC, to speak at the memorial the following day. He was there that night to say good night to his dad, who had passed away. He was just about to leave when he saw the buses pull up. I videotaped him as he spoke to us, and received his permission to share what he said from my videotape. It is one thing to tour the incredible monuments filled with history in Washington, DC, but it is quite another to get the kind of insight we received that night.

When all had gathered around, he reverently began to speak. (Here are his words that night.) 'My name is James Bradley and I'm from Antigo, WI. My dad is on that statue, and I wrote a book called 'Flags of Our Fathers'. It is the story of the six boys you see behind me.

'Six boys raised the flag. The first guy putting the pole in the ground is Harlon Block. Harlon was an all-state football player. He enlisted in the Marine Corps with all the senior members of his football team. They were off to play another type of game. A game called 'War.' But it didn't turn out to be a game. Harlon, at the age of 21, died with his intestines in his hands. I don't say that to gross you out, I say that because there are people who stand in front of this statue and talk about the glory of war. You guys need to know that most of the boys in Iwo Jima were 17, 18, and 19 years old - and it was so hard that the ones who did make it home never even would talk to their families about it.

(He pointed to the statue) 'You see this next guy? That's Rene Gagnon from New Hampshire . If you took Rene's helmet off at the moment this photo was taken and looked in the webbing of that helmet, you would find a photograph...a photograph of his girlfriend Rene put that in there for protection because he was scared. He was 18 years old. It was just boys who won the battle of Iwo Jima . Boys. Not old men.

'The next guy here, the third guy in this tableau, was Sergeant Mike Strank. Mike is my hero. He was the hero of all these guys. They called him the 'old man' because he was so old. He was already 24. When Mike would motivate his boys in training camp, he didn't say, 'Let's go kill some Japs' or 'Let's die for our country' He knew he was talking to little boys.. Instead he would say, 'You do what I say, and I'll get you home to your mothers.'

'The last guy on this side of the statue is Ira Hayes, a Pima Indian from Arizona . Ira Hayes was one of them who lived to walk off Iwo Jima . He went into the White House with my dad. President Truman told him, 'You're a hero' He told reporters, 'How can I feel like a hero when 250 of my buddies hit the island with me and only 27 of us walked off alive?'

So you take your class at school, 250 of you spending a year together having fun, doing everything together. Then all 250 of you hit the beach, but only 27 of your classmates walk off alive. That was Ira Hayes. He had images of horror in his mind. Ira Hayes carried the pain home with him and eventually died dead drunk, face down, drowned in a very shallow puddle, at the age of 32 (ten years after this picture was taken). Jonny Cash recorded a song in his honor, The Ballad of Ira Hayes written by Peter LaFarge.

'The next guy, going around the statue, is Franklin Sousley from Hilltop, KY. A fun-lovin' hillbilly boy. His best friend, who is now 70, told me, 'Yeah, you know, we took two cows up on the porch of the Hilltop General Store. Then we strung wire across the stairs so the cows couldn't get down. Then we fed them Epsom salts. Those cows crapped all night.' Yes, he was a fun-lovin' hillbilly boy. Franklin died on Iwo Jima at the age of 19. When the telegram came to tell his mother that he was dead, it went to the Hilltop General Store. A barefoot boy ran that telegram up to his mother's farm. The neighbors could hear her scream all night and into the morning. Those neighbors lived a quarter of a mile away.

'The next guy, as we continue to go around the statue, is my dad, John Bradley, from Antigo, WI, where I was raised. My dad lived until 1994, but he would never give interviews. When Walter Cronkite's producers or the New York Times would call, we were trained as little kids to say 'No, I'm sorry, sir, my dad's not here. He is in Canada fishing. No, there is no phone there, sir. No, we don't know when he is coming back.' My dad never fished or even went to Canada . Usually, he was sitting there right at the table eating his Campbell 's soup. But we had to tell the press that he was out fishing. He didn't want to talk to the press.

'You see, like Ira Hayes, my dad didn't see himself as a hero. Everyone thinks these guys are heroes, 'cause they are in a photo and on a monument. My dad knew better. He was a medic. John Bradley from Wisconsin was a combat caregiver. On Iwo Jima he probably held over 200 boys as they died. And when boys died on Iwo Jima , they writhed and screamed, without any medication or help with the pain.

'When I was a little boy, my third grade teacher told me that my dad was a hero. When I went home and told my dad that, he looked at me and said, 'I want you always to remember that the heroes of Iwo Jima are the guys who did not come back. Did NOT come back.'

'So that's the story about six nice young boys. Three died on Iwo Jima , and three came back as national heroes. Overall, 7,000 boys died on Iwo Jima in the worst battle in the history of the Marine Corps. My voice is giving out, so I will end here. Thank you for your time.'

Suddenly, the monument wasn't just a big old piece of metal with a flag sticking out of the top. It came to life before our eyes with the heartfelt words of a son who did indeed have a father who was a hero.

Maybe not a hero for the reasons most people would believe, but a hero nonetheless.

We need to remember that God created this vast and glorious world for us to live in, freely, but also at great sacrifice.

Let us never forget from the Revolutionary War to the current War on Terrorism and all the wars in-between that sacrifice was made for our freedom...please pray for our troops.

Remember to pray praises for this great country of ours and also ....please pray for our troops still in murderous places around the world.

STOP and thank God for being alive and being free due to someone else's sacrifice.

God Bless You and God Bless America .

REMINDER: Every day that you can wake up free, it's going to be a great day.

One thing I learned while on tour with my 8th grade students in DC that is not mentioned here is that if you look at the statue very closely and count the number of 'hands' raising the flag, there are 13. When the man who made the statue was asked why there were 13, he simply said the 13th hand was the hand of God.

Great story - worth your time - worth every American's time.

Fw: Fwd: Black Power

date: 30 November 2014 at 10:18
subject: Fw: Fwd: Black Power

Black Power A Done Deal October 30, 2014
As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, we wonder tensely? Will the destruction get out of hand, spread to other cities?
It is curious that blacks, the least educated thirteen percent of the population, the least productive, most criminal, and most dependent on governmental charity, should dominate national politics. Yet they do. Virtually everything revolves around what blacks want, demand, do, or can’t do. Their power seems without limit.
Courses of instruction in the schools, academic rigor, codes of dress, rules regarding unceasing obscenity, all must be set to suit them, as must be examinations for promotion in fire departments, the military, and police forces. Blacks must be admitted to universities for which they are not remotely qualified, where departments of Black Studies must be established to please them. Corporate work forces, federal departments, and elite high-schools must be judged not on whether they perform their functions but on whether they have the right number of blacks.
Do laws requiring identification to vote threaten to end multiple voting? The laws must go. Do blacks not like Confederate flags? Adieu, flags. Does Huckleberry Finn go down the Mississippi with the Nigger Jim, or Conrad write The Nigger of the Narcissus? These must be banned or expurgated to please blacks who haven’t read them or, usually, heard of them. Do we want to prevent people coming from regions infested with Ebola from entering the United States? We cannot. It would offend blacks.
We must never, ever say or do anything that might upset them, as virtually everything does. It is positively astonishing. One expects the rich and smart to have disproportionate power. But America is dominated from the slums.
One might think that a single set of laws should apply to all citizens, and that things should be done without regard to race, creed, color, sex, or national origin, and that all should have the same rights and responsibilities. It is not so.
The dominance of the media by blacks is impressive. If a white shoots a black to defend himself, it becomes national news for weeks, or months, and riots follow, but when blacks engage in their unending racial attacks on whites, the media demurely look the other way. The attackers are never black. They are “teens.” Reporters who say otherwise are likely to be fired. In effect, the thirteen percent censor the national press.
Much of their mastery has become so deeply engrained as no longer to be noticed. There is the DC Bob. In the bars and restaurants of Washington, a man weary of an incompetent affirmative-action hire in his office will, before commenting to a friend, lean forward, lower his voice, and look furtively over both shoulders to see whether anyone might overhear: The DC Bob. People don’t even know that they are doing this.
Defensive behavior by whites has become nearly universal. A sort of Masonic recognition-ritual occurs among white people recently introduced in social gatherings. Is the other person, for want of better terms, a liberal or a realist? Dare one speak?  One of them will say something mildly skeptical about, say, Jesse Jackson. The other rolls his eyes in shared disgust. The secret handshake.  Or, if the listener is politically correct, the bait is not taken. In either case, blacks dominate political conversation.
So extreme is the power to control speech and even thought that politicians have to avoid mentioning watermelons, that neighborhoods of high crime must delicately be called “sketchy” instead of “black,” though all understand what is meant.
The avoidance of racial reference is not an even-handed if despotic attempt to oppose racism since, as we all know, blacks freely apply any derogatory wording they choose to whites. In short, they rule. Which is amazing.
The dominance extends to children. When in junior high one of my daughters brought home a science handout with common chemical terms badly misspelled. “Is your teacher black?” I said without thinking. “Daaaaaaady!” she said in anguish, having made the connection but knowing that she shouldn’t have. Blacks control what you can say to your own children in your own home. And of course if I had gone to the school and demanded that the teacher be fired, it would have been evidence of my depravity and probable KKK membership.
The word “unbelievable” has lost all force.  Things that ought to be unbelievable, and once were, have become routine.  Still, there it was: Don’t expect a junior-high teacher to have the level of literacy I had in the fourth grade. Instead, make it dangerous to notice her stupidity.
This is not new, and it hasn’t changed. In 1981, in a piece for Harper’s, I wrote:
“The bald, statistically verifiable truth is that the teachers' colleges, probably on ideological grounds, have produced an incredible proportion of incompetent black teachers. Evidence of this appears periodically, as, for example, in the results of a competency test given to applicants for teaching positions in Pinellas County, Florida (which includes St. Petersburg and Clearwater), cited in Time, June 16, 1980. To pass this grueling examination, an applicant had to be able to read at the tenth-grade level and do arithmetic at the eighth-grade level. Though they all held B.A.'s, 25 percent of the whites and 79 percent of the blacks failed. Similar statistics exist for other places.”s
Nothing has changed.
Blacks now control the presidency and thus, most importantly, the Attorney Generalship. In this the staggering political power of blacks is most evident. Obama was elected because he was black: an equally unqualified and negligible white pol would have had no chance. He is now fiercely pushing the most profound transformation of America ever attempted, by opening the floodgates to immigration from the south. To effect this end he apparently will simply ignore Congress. The people will not be consulted.
It is hard to imagine why he does it except from racism, from a desire to get even with whites by enrolling their country in the Third World. A short-sighted policy, yes, since Hispanics do not like blacks and will soon be more powerful—but that will come a bit later.
Note that self-inflicted problems of blacks consume inordinate amounts of public and governmental attention, even though only blacks can solve them. I might say, “should solve them,” since they never have and we all know they won’t. Yet we hear about them endlessly.
Are blacks in Chicago killing each other in large numbers? The solution might be to stop doing it, might it not? While I do not wish these young dead, I can do nothing to stop them, and it is not my problem. Are black children growing up illiterate? This gives me no pleasure, and I have various reasons both selfish and moral to wish it were not so. But perhaps the solution is for their parents, or parent, to see that they do their homework, or even to teach them. I cannot do this for them, and it isn’t my problem.
Why do I have to hear, endlessly, about the “achievement gap”? Whether of genetic or cultural origin, it seems as immutable as Avogadro’s number, and I can do nothing about it.  I raise my children. They need to raise theirs.
They rule. It is astonishing.

Fwd: Government Stimulus...

> Date: Tue, 2 Dec 2014 10:10:19 -0700
> From:
> To:
> Subject: Fwd: Government Stimulus...
> After filing their personal tax returns by April 30 th ,
> many Canadians will again receive a tax refund.
> This is indeed a very exciting program, 
> and I'll explain it in a Q & A format:   
>     Q.  What is a tax refund payment?
>     A.  It’s money that the federal government
>          will send to taxpayers.
>     Q..  Where will the government get this money?
>        A.  From taxpayers.
>     Q.  So the government is giving me back my
>          own money?
>        A.  Only a smidgen of it.
>     Q.  What is the purpose of this payment ?
>        A.  The plan is for you to use the money to
>           purchase a   high-definition TV set,
>           thus stimulating the economy.
>     Q.  But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
>        A.  Shut up.
> Below is some helpful advice on how to best
> help the Canadian economy by spending your
> tax refund wisely:
> *  If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, 
>     the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
> *  If you spend it on gasoline, your money
>     will go to the   Arabs.
> *  If you purchase a computer, it will go to
>     India, Taiwan or     China . 
> *  If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will
>     go to Mexico,   Honduras and Guatemala.       
> *  If you buy an efficient car, it will go to
>     Japan or Korea..     
> * If you purchase useless stuff,  it will go to Taiwan.
> * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock,
>    it will go   to management bonuses and they will
>    hide it offshore.
> Instead, keep the money in Canada by: 
>     1)  Spending it at yard sales, or     
>     2)  Going to hockey games, or   
>     3)  Spending it on prostitutes, or     
>     4)  Beer or
>     5) Tattoos.
>   (These are the only “truly” Canadian businesses
>     still operating)
> Conclusion:
> Go to a hockey game with a tattooed prostitute
> that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
> No need to thank me,  I'm just glad to be of help.


date: 22 October 2014 at 22:10


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