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Subject: RECAP 2009! Forgive me, but This Hit the Mark for Me and I HAD to Send .

"Rambo Granny" If only there were millions more like her!


Hot off the press from Australia. You GOTTA Love This!

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia, Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

"Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
I shall pass through this world but once. Any good, therefore, that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

http://www.e-thepeople.org/article/38663/

Date: Saturday, February 13, 2010, 3:45 PM


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

The thoughts and opinions expressed in the message are my own, and may not reflect those of NASA or its contractors.

The latest pharmaceutical. Bob

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the

economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of

50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and

reducing unemployment.



This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).



Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered

for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).



Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the

SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).



A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as

Congress deems appropriate.



Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for

Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel

Early Severance).



Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or

SCREWED any further by Congress.



Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT

(Special High Intensity Training) as possible.

Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give

our citizens.



Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this

to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you

all the SHIT you can handle.



Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives

(E.V.I.L.)



PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity,

gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the

End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

----- Original Message -----



Interesting

Good one.


SPELLING LESSON

The last 4 letters in American is ... I CAN

The last 4 letters in Republican is ... I CAN

The last 4 letters in Democrats is ... RATS

From: "Breaking Christian News" <editor@breakingchristiannews.com>
Date: February 8, 2010 5:34:40 PM EST
To:
Subject: BCN Prayer Alert: Iran's Khamenei Threatens a "punch" that will "stun" the West
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White Racism

Ole and Sven in hell...




Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, both
die, and go to Hell.

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.
He says to them, 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?'

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit,
ya know.'
;
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from
Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling
Walleye and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery,
and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves!'

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up
dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's
dis nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off.
The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to
wail, moan, or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the
room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their
parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down,
cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the
heat you're happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you're still happy.
What is wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya
know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Massachuesetts elected dat Republican Senator!"

Curators' note: This is an updated version of this "Be careful how you vote" tale of 2008.


> > THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

> >
> > This one is a little different... . Two Different Versions.....
> > .......... ..... Two Different Morals
> >
> >
> >
> > OLD VERSION
> > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
> > house and laying up supplies for the winter.
> >
> > The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
> > plays the summer away...
> >
> > Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
> >
> > The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself !
> >
> > MODERN VERSION
> > The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
> > building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
> >
> > The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
> > plays the summer away.
> >
> > Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
> > demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed
> > while he is cold and starving.
> >
> > CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
> > shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable
> > home with a table filled with food.
> >
> > America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
> >
> > How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
> > grasshopper is allowed to suffer so ?
> >
> > Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with
> > the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy
> > Being Green.'
> >
> > ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the
> > news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Then Rev.
> > Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the
> > grasshopper's sake.
> >
> > President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
> > Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's
> > plight.
> >
> > Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that
> > the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper and both call
> > for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
> >
> > Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
> > retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
> >
> > The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
> > bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home
> > is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the
> > grasshopper.
> >
> > The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
> > finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government
> > house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old
> > house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain
> > it.
> >
> > The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
> >
> > The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the
> > house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize
> > the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful neighborhood.
> >
> > The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with
> > it. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010 & 2012.
> >
> >
> > I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant - not a
> > grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't
> > bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't
> > understand it, anyway.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >

Gonorrhea Lectim Strain


The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control
has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent strain that has been quickly spreading.
The disease is contracted through dangerously high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is
pronounced "gonna re-elect them."

Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous
and destructive disease after having been screwed in November 2008
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how
destructive this disease has become and have further learned that it is
easily cured....by simply voting out all incumbents!


In spite of the perils, Pelosi, Reid and Obama are working in secret legislation
to place Gonorrhea Lectim on the endangered species list to assure its survival.

Anatomy of a Failed Presidency
The following is an interesting article and I wonder how long Dr. Hunt can remain at NIH once the powers that be get wind of this article.

Dr. Hunt is a social and cultural anthropologist. He has had nearly 30 years experience in planning, conducting, and managing research in the field of youth studies, and drug and alcohol research. Currently Dr. Hunt is a Senior Research Scientist at the Institute for Scientific Analysis and the Principal Investigator on three National Institutes on Health projects. He is also a writer for American Thinker.

Another Failed Presidency

An article from American Thinker by Geoffrey P. Hunt

Barack Obama is on track to have the most spectacularly failed presidency since Woodrow Wilson. In the modern era, we've seen several failed presidencies--led by Jimmy Carter and LBJ. Failed presidents have one strong common trait-- they are repudiated, in the vernacular, spat out.
Of course, LBJ wisely took the exit ramp early, avoiding a shove into oncoming traffic by his own party. Richard Nixon indeed resigned in disgrace, yet his reputation as a statesman has been partially restored by his triumphant overture to China

But, Barack Obama is failing. Failing big. Failing fast. And failing everywhere: foreign policy, domestic initiatives, and most importantly, in forging connections with the American people. The incomparable Dorothy Rabinowitz in the Wall Street Journal put her finger on it: He is failing because he has no understanding of the American people, and may indeed loathe them. Fred Barnes of the Weekly Standard says he is failing because he has lost control of his message, and is overexposed. Clarice Feldman of American Thinker produced a dispositive commentary showing that Obama is failing because fundamentally he is neither smart nor articulate; his intellectual dishonesty is conspicuous by its audacity and lack of shame.

But, there is something more seriously wrong: How could a new president riding in on a wave of precedented promise and goodwill have forfeited his tenure and become a lame duck in six months? His poll ratings are in free fall. In generic balloting, the Republicans have now seized a five point advantage. This truly is unbelievable. What's going on?

No narrative. Obama doesn't have a narrative. No, not a narrative about himself. He has a self-narrative, much of it fabricated, cleverly disguised or written by someone else. But this self-narrative is isolated and doesn't connect with us. He doesn't have an American narrative that draws upon the rest of us. All successful presidents have a narrative about the American character that intersects with their own where they display a command of history and reveal an authenticity at the core of their personality that resonates in a positive endearing way with the majority of Americans. We admire those presidents whose narratives not only touch our own, but who seem stronger, wiser, and smarter than we are. Presidents we admire are aspirational peers, even those whose politics don't align exactly with our own: Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Harry Truman, Ike, and Reagan.

But not this president. It's not so much that he's a phony, knows nothing about economics, and is historically illiterate and woefully small minded for the size of the task--all contributory of course. It's that he's not one of us. And whatever he is, his profile is fuzzy and devoid of content, like a cardboard cutout made from delaminated corrugated paper.
Moreover, he doesn't command our respect and is unable to appeal to our own common sense. His notions of right and wrong are repugnant and how things work just don't add up. They are not existential. His descriptions of the world we live in don't make sense and don't correspond with our experience.

In the meantime, while we've been struggling to take a measurement of this man, he's dissed just about every one of us--financiers, energy producers, banks, insurance executives, police officers, doctors, nurses, hospital administrators, post office workers, and anybody else who has a non-green job. Expect Obama to lament at his last press conference in 2012:
"For those of you I offended, I apologize. For those of you who were not offended, you just didn't give me enough time; if only I'd had a second term, I could have offended you too."

Mercifully , the Founders at the Constitutional Convention in 1787 devised a useful remedy for such a desperate state--staggered terms for both houses of the legislature and the executive. An equally abominable Congress can get voted out next year. With a new Congress, there's always hope of legislative gridlock until we vote for president again two short years after that.

Yes, small presidents do fail, Barack Obama among them. The coyotes howl but the wagon train keeps rolling along.
Margaret Thatcher: "The trouble with Socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people's money."
"When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both." - James Dale Davidson, National Taxpayers Union

"The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." - Tacitus


"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own." - Unknown

----- Forwarded Message -----



Thought this worth forwarding.

standupamerica1@gmail.com

The People Ask for Resignations

By Paul E. Vallely MG, US Army (Ret)

The Declaration of Independence states: “To secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness.”

We cannot permit the current leaders in the White House and Halls of Congress to continue in their efforts to lead us down the road of Progressive Socialism. This is the current battle we Constitutionalists face and we must be aggressive in our efforts. Notice, I have eliminated the terms of liberal…conservative…left and right as they have little meaning in today’s battle for our Country. Incompetence of officials now come into play as relates to our National Security and Economy and is the rationale for resignations. The names of Holder and Napolitano ring true.

My emphasis in this article will be on Demand Resignation by the people of this country.

The oath is simple and reads:

“I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same, that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.” Sadly, we have seen them violate their oath. Fraud, lying, and corruption are rampant and some have engaged in treasonous activities, and they effectively thumb their noses at us and have sold you to the highest bidder.

The Articles of Confederation were replaced with the Constitution, which granted the federal government enough authority to cultivate, promote and secure the Blessings of Liberty. The balance of authority and individual liberty was understood. Power was confined to that which was enumerated in the Constitution with a certain and meaningful intent for check and balances.

Lincoln issued this warning in his inaugural address, “Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government and form a new one. This is a most valuable and sacred right – a right which we hope and believe is to liberate the world.” Being a representative republic, not a democracy, “rising up” means other than revolution by means of arms. The people must “rise up” from the grass roots; we must think of the greater good. We are limited in the peaceful transfer of power…resignation, elections, and impeachment.

Article One, S5, CII and the 10^th Amendment provides the authority but this has been trumped by a system that rewards the powerful. In 1803 each congressional district averaged 38,476 people, in 2010 it is forecast to exceed 710,000. These numbers indicate power growth, and it effectively grew 8 fold in the 20^th century alone. No wonder our representatives seek to stay in office so long.

With incumbency comes power. The party in the majority assigns power, so a long-term sitting representative can expect such power. A representative expected to stay in office in the 3^rd Congress for approximately 2 years now expects 12 years, or 6 terms - so much for a “citizen government.”

“Tip” O’Neill, once said: “All politics are local.” This is never truer than today when entrenched politicians, long in office, build war chests impossible to overcome. But this can be changed, through grass roots organization and discourse. We must make it a local imperative and movement….of the People…by the People… and For the People.

“We, the People” have had enough of this. They are on a socialist and treasonous death march and are bankrupting the country. We have watched them violate their sacred oath of office. “We, the People” cannot wait for the next round of elections. It is now that these public servants must put our interests above self-interest by resigning immediately. Our so-called Representatives and Senators are more interested in party loyalty than performing their duties. So, do not expect them to resign en masse or be impeached. Therefore the “people” must decide. A civil uprising is still not out of the question. They know which side of the bread their butter is on and it is not on our side. The Tea Party. Stand Up America and Saddle Up America Projects will continue to be the strength of the Constitutionalist movement.

I am confident more Resignations will be forthcoming based on the efforts of the people. The Vote in 2010 will be critical as well. This means raising your voice now to your neighbors, family, co-workers, and friends. Grass roots efforts have begun; it is now time to put that effort into over drive.

Paul Vallely is a retired MG, US Army and is Chairman of Stand Up America USA and Save Our Democracy

( www.standupamericaus.com) and Save Our Democracy (www.SaveOurDemocracy.org).

Paul E. Vallely

Chairman - Stand Up America US - Save Our Democracy

www.standupamericaus.com

www.soldiersmemorialfund.org

www.saveourdemocracy.org

E-Mail: standupamerica1@gmail.com

Fax: 406 837 0996

Look at what stands perfectly intact among the rubble in Haiti.

Curator's note: This is the same video posted in the museum on Nov. 4, 2009; only the RW text is different.




An honest lawyer would consider this evidence overwhelming, I should think. Ken



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Obama -- a proud Muslim


Please, please take time to view this video. It is mind blowing that Americans elected a Muslim president just 7 years after 9/11. No wonder he is so reluctant to call our struggle against Islamic terrorists a "war." No wonder he is so weak and hesitant in his condemnations of terrorism, as well as his actions to protect us!

The fox is in the hen house!
Obama - Watch this, before it's zapped off the internet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tCAffMSWSzY#t=28

Someone has said if Christians really
understood the full extent of
the power we have available through
prayer, we might be speechless.

Did you know that during WWII there
was an advisor to Churchill who
organized a group of people who
dropped what they were doing every
day at a prescribed hour for one
minute to collectively pray for the
safety of England , its people and
peace?

There is now a group of
people organizing the same thing here
in America.

If you would like to participate:
Every evening at 9:00 PM Eastern Time (8:00 PM
Central) (7:00 PM Mountain) (6:00 PM
Pacific), stop whatever you are
doing and spend one minute praying
for the safety of the United
States, our troops, our citizens, and
for a return to a Godly
nation.

If you know anyone else who
would like to participate,
please pass this along. Our prayers
are the most powerful asset we
have. Please forward this to your
praying friends.

Subject: Global Hawk


The Global Hawk




This is a photo of the Global Hawk UAV that

returned from the war zone recently under its own

power.

(Iraq to Edwards AFB in CA) - Not transported via

C5 or C17.....

Notice the mission paintings on the fuselage.

It's actually over 250 missions....

(And I would suppose 25 air medals).

That's a long way for a remotely-piloted aircraft.

Think of the technology (and the required quality of

the data link to fly it remotely).

Not only that but the pilot controlled it from a nice

warm control panel at Edwards AFB.

Really long legs -- can stay up for almost 2 days at

altitudes above 60k. The Global Hawk was

controlled via satellite; it flew missions during

OT&E that went from Edwards AFB to upper Alaska

and back non-stop.

Basically, they come into the fight at a high mach #

in mil thrust, fire their AMRAAMS, and no one ever

sees them or paints with radar. There is practically

no radio chatter because all the guys in the flight

are tied together electronically, and can see who is

targeting who, and they have AWACS direct input

and 360 situational awareness from that and other

sensors.

The aggressors had a morale problem before it was

all over. It is to air superiority what the jet engine

was to aviation.

It can taxi, take off, fly a mission, return, land and

taxi on its own. No blackouts, no fatigue, no relief

tubes, no ejection seats, and best of all, no dead

pilots and no POWs.

Pretty cool, huh?