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Thanks to MRWD contributor Dana for this prophetic wingmail of America's historical demise at the hands of liberal welfare queens. Apathy? Bondage? What's your relationship with our democratic republic?

I almost didn’t read this but I am glad I did. I hope you read it and pass it to others.


This is the most interesting thing I've read in a long time. The sad thing about it, you can see it coming.

I have always heard about this democracy countdown. It is interesting to see it in print. God help us, not that we deserve it.

How Long Do We Have?

About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier:

'A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government.'

'A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.'

'From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.'

'The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years'

'During those 200 years, those
nations always progressed through the following sequence:

1. From bondage to spiritual faith;

2. From spiritual faith to great courage;

3. From courage to liberty;

4. From liberty to abundance;

5. From abundance to complacency;

6. From complacency to apathy;

7. From apathy to dependence;

8. From dependence back into bondage

Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the 2000 Presidential election:

Number of States won by:

Gore: 19

Bush: 29

Square miles of land won by:

Gore: 580,000

Bush: 2,427,000

Population of counties won by:

Gore: 127 million

Bush: 143 million

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:

Gore: 13.2

Bush: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: 'In aggregate, the map of the territory
Bush won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of this great country.
territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare...' Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the 'complacency and apathy' phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the 'governmental dependency' phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

If you are in favor of this, then delete this
message; if you are not, then Pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.

Thanks for reading.

Bush tax cut e-mail HOLY CRAPPOLA! A Rebutal

Whoa! This is a useful guide to fight tax ignorance from the right: Roy, a scrupulous recipient of crazy mail from a buddy decided to do a little tax facts research. See his rebuttal to an allegation that Americans are wealthier under the Bush tax-cut system. Roy opens by saying "I guess my right wing buddy just likes to get his mind set straight. I assume that’s why he sends me this crap!"

The blog cited, The Democratic Underground, is a good stopping point for those seeking some blue shade in a red, red world.

forward quote:
"Based on using the actual tax tables (see link below), here are some examples on what the taxes were/are on various amounts of income for both singles and married couples. So let's see if the Bush tax cuts only helped the rich....
Taxes under Clinton 1999 Taxes under Bush 2008
Single making 30K - tax $8,400 Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $14,000 Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $23,250 Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K - tax $16,800 Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $21,000 Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $38,750 Married making 125K - tax $31,250

If you want to know just how effective the mainstream media is, it is amazing the number of people who fall into the categories above think Bush is screwing them and Bill Clinton was the greatest President ever. If any democrat is elected, ALL of them say they will repeal the Bush tax cuts and a good portion of the people who fall into the categories above can't wait for it to happen. This is like the movie The Sting with Paul Newman; you scam somebody out of some money and they don't even know what happened. --"
Fed-up Roy replies:
So easy to rebut!
Glad to bust another urban legend piece of propaganda. Curious people with inquiring minds will want to read the rebuttal.
One quick little glance at the ‘so-called’ tax calculation demonstrates that author was either ignorant or intentionally dishonest. I would be interested in any other possible explanation for the terribly erroneous calculations. (Lazy IS NOT an acceptable explanation.)
It was so quite simple to find the following easy to follow, and accurate four point rebuttal by a blogger over at Democratic Underground.
Enjoy - Roy

Inconvenient truth number 1.

Neither Obama or Clinton has advocated repealing tax cuts for people in the tax brackets that the author lists. They both speak of eliminating cuts for taxpayers earning in excess of $250,000 per year. In fact, both candidates speak of expanding tax cuts and/or tax credits for the middle class. Taxes that mainly impact the rich and which Democrats would like to see restored to former levels, or at least higher than current levels, are the capital gains, dividend, and inheritance taxes.

Inconvenient truth number 2.

The numbers he claims to get from the referenced tax tables are not the numbers you actually get if you apply the tax tables to the example incomes. I do the author's first example below. Try it yourself!

Married Filing Jointly 2008 Single 2008
Marginal Tax Brackets Marginal Tax Brackets
Tax Rate
But Not Over
Tax Rate
But Not Over

Married Filing Jointly 1999 Single 1999
Marginal Tax Brackets Marginal Tax Brackets
Tax Rate
But Not Over
Tax Rate
But Not Over

The author's numbers: [The Dishonest or ignorant FOOL was either too ignorant or too dishonest to do the marginal rate calculations as “hay rick” did.
1999 (Clinton) Single making 30K - tax $8,400
2008 (Bush) Single making 30K - tax $4,500 claimed difference: $3,900

Actual numbers from tables:
1999 (Clinton) Single making 30K - tax $5,052
(0.15 x $25,750 = $3,862.50) + (0.28 x $4,250 = $1,190) = $5,052.50
2008 (Bush) Single making 30K - tax $4,099
(0.10 x $8,025 = $802.50) + (0.15 x $21,975 = $3,296.25) = $4,098.75 actual difference: $953
In this case, 76% of the claimed "tax cut" evaporates as soon as you actually do the math.
[I decided to calculate $125,000 Married Filing Jointly –Roy
The author's numbers: 2008 (BUSH) $31295. 1999 ( CLINTON ) $38,750. Claimed difference $7500.
Actual numbers from 1999 table: (.15 x 43,050 = 6457.50 + .28 x 61,000 = 17,080 + .31 x $20,950. = 6494.50 TOTAL: $30032.00
Actual numbers from 2008 table: (.10 x 16,050 – 1605.00 + .15 x 49050 = 7357.50 + .28 x 59,900 = 16,772 00 TOTAL: $25,734.50 Actual difference: $4297.50
In this case, 43% of the claimed "tax cut" evaporates as soon as you actually do the math.

Inconvenient truth number 3.
Inflation breeds bracket creep. This phenomenon is simultaneously creating the Alternative Minimum Tax predicament. The author neglects to adjust incomes for inflation in his examples, thereby avoiding the effects of bracket creep. Let's correct that "oversight" for him. Here's an inflation calculator- http://www.westegg.com/inflation /
The calculator only goes up to 2007, so I will use 1998-2007 as a proxy for my example. The calculator says I need approximately $38,619.94 to maintain purchasing power equivalent to $30,000 in 1999. Going back to the tax tables, the tax on this equivalent income is $5,998. The Bush "tax cut" is now actually a tax increase. In fairness, the increase is in inflation-debased dollars and is offset by increased income. However, whatever is left of the "middle class" part of the Bush tax cuts is looking pretty trivial by now.
If only the story ended there.

Inconvenient truth number 4.

Deficit spending. Is a tax cut really a tax cut if it is accompanied by borrowing that exceeds the amount of the tax cut several times over? The borrowed money will have to be repaid with interest in the future, either by current tax payers or their descendants. Of course, it is impossible to know how much of the deficit will be repaid by current taxpayers and when. The total amounts, however, are well known. The total federal budget data for the chart below is taken from the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office. Draw your own conclusions. All figures are in billions.

Year Income Tax Receipts On-Budget Deficit* Total Deficit
2000 Clinton 1,004.5 86.4 (surplus) 236.2 (surplus)
2001 Bush 994.3 -32.4 128.2 (surplus)
2002 858.3 -317.4 -157.8
2003 793.7 -538.4 -377.6
2004 809.0 -568.0 -412.7
2005 927.2 -493.6 -318.3
2006 1,043.9 -434.5 -248.2
2007 1,163.5 -344.3 -162.8

*The on-budget deficit excludes the Social Security "surplus" which is borrowed by the Treasury to pay current expenses. That money is owed to retirees in the future. If it is not repaid in full, the Bush tax cuts will also turn out to be benefit cuts.

Two Obama photos

The buzz from Lubbock: "You may have seen this, but if not, they're worth looking at (if only so that we know what to expect).

I saw them at this address, a discussion board in rural Texas. Photo one, photo two. "


FW: worth a couple of minutes.

Wow, this is a right-wing talking-point roll-call of sorts. Thanks to Marshall for sharing this image rich argument, I'd say it's Iraq figures are a bit out of date, but who's counting on accuracy in forward-land anyway. Please take the time to enjoy the GIF of Ted Kennedy and his Oldsmobile—it's a classic.
"Here's one that has all the essential elements of a right-wingnut email!" -Marshall
> For those of us who spent time in the military, believe in our military and support the men and women of our military, read on............. ~
> John Glenn (DEMOCRAT) said this -----
> It should make you think a little:
> There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January.
> In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city,
> about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.
When some claim that President Bush shouldn't
> have started this war, state the following:
> FDR (DEMOCRAT) led us into World War II.
> Germany never attacked us ; Japan did.
> From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ..
> an average of 112,500 per year.
> Truman (DEMOCRAT) finished that war and started one in Korea North Korea never attacked us From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ...
> an average of 18,334 per year.
John F. Kennedy (DEMOCRAT) started the Vietnam conflict in 1962.
> Vietnam never attacked us.
> Johnson (DEMOCRAT) turned Vietnam into a quagmire.
> From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost ..
> an average of 5,800 per year.
Clinton (DEMOCRAT) went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent.
> Bosnia never attacked us ..
> He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.
> (This one is a fact that makes me mad as hell.)
> In the years since terrorists attacked us , President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya , Iran , and, North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. And the Democrats are complaining
> about how long the war is taking.
> But Wait, There's more!
> It took l ess time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno (DEMOCRAT) to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation..

> We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton (DEMOCRAT) to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.
> It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the
> Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard
> than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his
> Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick.
> It took less time to take Iraq than it took
> to count the votes in Florida!!!
> Our Commander-In-Chief is doing a GREAT JOB !
> The Military morale is high!
> The biased media hopes we are too ignorant
> to realize the facts
> But Wait
> There's more!
> JOHN GLENN (on the Senate floor - January 26, 2004)
> Some people still don't understand why military personnel
> do what they do for a living. This exchange between
> Senators John Glenn and Senator Howard Metzenbaum
> is worth reading. Not only is it a pretty impressive
> impromptu speech, but it's also a good example of one
> man's explanation o f why men and women in the armed
> services do what they do for a living.
> This IS a typical, though sad, example of what
> some who have never served think of the military.
> Senator Metzenbaum (speaking to Senator Glenn):
> 'How can you run for Senate when you've never held a real job?'
> Senator Glenn (D-Ohio):
> 'I served 23 years in the United States Marine Corps.
> I served through two wars. I flew 149 missions.
> My plane was hit by anti-aircraft fire on 12 different
> occasions. I was in the space program. It wasn't my
> checkbook, Howard; it was my life on the line. It was
> not a nine-to-five job, where I took time off to take the
> daily cash receipts to the bank.'
> 'I ask you to g o with me .. . as I went the other day...
> to a veteran's hospital and look those men ...
> with their mangled bodies in the eye, and tell THEM
> they didn't hold a job!
> You go with me to the Space Program at NASA
> and go, as I have gone, to the widows and Orphans
> of Ed White, Gus Grissom and Roger Chaffee...
> and you look those kids in the eye and tell them
> that their DAD'S didn't hold a job.
> You go with me on Memorial Day and you stand in
> Arlington National Cemetery , where I have more friends
> buried than I'd like to remember, and you watch
> those waving flags.
> You stand there, and you think about this nation,
> and you have the gall to tell ME that those people didn't have a job?
> What about Metzenbaum?'
> For those who don't remember
> During W.W.II, Howard Metzenbaum was an attorney
> representing the Communist Party in the USA
> Now he's a Senator!

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Fw: sad but true

Tip 'o the camo hunting cap to Deniese for this handy and completely accurate comparison of school life pre ACLU.
"Got this one today from my sister who tends to parrot everything her right-wing hubby says." -Deniese

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 -
Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 -
Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 -
Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers b eing abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school
1957 -
Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 -
Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 -
Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly agai n.

: &nb sp;Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 -
In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy

FW: Islam

This is a throw-back to an August post, with a slightly modified closer. Thanks to Dana and her right-wing relatives for passing it our way. I like the story telling style of this one: When it describes the Imam as looking like "a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. " I knew a secret Muslim plot had been revealed! Thanks right-wing forwards! Once again, you've saved us all. If only the damn ACLU would step back and allow the Christians to execute some real justice. Yee haw!

---begin forward---


This is not about politics, but this is what concerns me about Americans and America. When will we wake up and realize that we've got to defend America and its value system? Please take a couple of minutes to read.


Allah or The Lord Jesus Christ? .... By Rick Mathes

The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per
capita in the United States, especially in the minority

Last month I attended my annual training session that's
required for maintaining my state prison security clearance.
During the training session there was a presentation by
three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant
and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had
to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of
Islam, complete with a video. After the presentations, time
was provided for questions and answers.

When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam
and asked:

'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that
most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jiha d
[Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by
killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they
are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can
you give me the definition of an infidel?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without
hesitation, he replied, 'Non-believers!'

I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight.
All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone
who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven.
Is that correct?'

The expression on his face changed from one of authority
and command to that of 'a little boy who had just been
caught with his hand in the cookie jar.'

He sheepishly replied, 'Yes..'

I then stated, 'Well sir, I have a real problem trying to
imagine Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those
of your faith or Dr. Charles Stanley ordering all
Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them aplace in heaven!'

The Imam was speechless!

I continued, 'I also have a problem with being your
'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your
followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question. Would you
rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order
for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love
you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be
there with me?'

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head
in shame.

Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the
'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with
Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the
truth about the Muslims' beliefs..

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the
U.S. to elect the President! I think everyone in the U.S.
should be required to read this, but with our liberal
justice system, liberal media and the ACLU, there is no way
this will be widely publicized. The most puzzling thing to
me is... once Islam takes over; there will no longer be a
liberal media or an ACLU, or a liberal justice system. So in
effect, they are slitting their own throats by not
publicizing this.
If you will, please pass this on to your e-mail contacts.
At least that is one thing we can all do. Then no one can
say they were not warned in time.

This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a
well-known leader in prison ministry.

The man who walks with God always gets to his destination.

FW: From my accountant

David was kind enough to reveal this forward to us. Truth be told, I decided not to post this very right wing forward last May, but here it is again, and now I feel that it is too ugly to ignore; this forward deserves some daylight.

This is a key juncture in right-wing email exposure. This one is NOT easily dismissed like the others, especially since it skips the usual banal clip art, instead it uses someone's snap shot as the cheap political gag. For all we know, the guys in this image are third generation legal U.S. citizens.

One glance, and the viewer must make a clear choice: Are you in, or out? Are you able to swallow this political message despite any uncomfortable feelings you may feel about its content, after all, illegal immigration is a well perceived problem, or are you outraged. Outraged that this was created, outraged that it is sitting in your in-box, and dazzled at the thought that forwarders willing to send this email onward could be sitting next to you in the office, or worse, sitting across from you at the dinner table.

------begin forward-----
From my accountant:

Important tax reminder:
Don't forget to pay your taxes......

Muchas gracias!
21 million illegal aliens are depending on you!

RE: This is to true to be very funny

Thanks to Jim for this "t0 [sic] true" tale and a handy right-wind dad fact check:
"fact check: the proposed $250 billion 'to rebuild New Orleans' proposed by 'Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D)' was originally proposed by Landrieu AND David Vitter (R), who you may remember from the 'DC Madam' hooker scandal. seems like someone's right-wing Dad conveniently forgot that Louisiana has two Senators, that they both proposed this legislation, that it was for all of Louisiana, not New Orleans, and that it was to be spent over 10 years (yielding $5,594.12 per person, per year, not $516,528 per person as claimed). makes me wonder if he really remembers what it was like 100 years ago, 'to'."


This is to true to be very funny

The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual
manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising
agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, lets take a look at New
Orleans Its amazing what you can learn with some simple division . .

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress
for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does
it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of
New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you
each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family
gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until hes good and sore.

Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"

And when hes gone,
We wont relax,
Well still be after the inheritance TAX!!

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax), IRS Penalties (tax on top of
tax), Liquor Tax, Luxury Tax, Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax,
Property Tax, Real Estate Tax, Service charge taxes, Social Security
Tax, Road Usage Tax (Truckers), Sales Taxes, Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax, State Income Tax, State Unemployment Tax (SUTA), Telephone
Federal Excise Tax, Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax, Telephone Minimum
Usage Surcharge Tax, Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax, Telephone Usage Charge Tax, Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax, Watercraft
Registration Tax, Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax.

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell politicians!

And I still have to press
1 for English.

Fwd: I Miss Bill.....

"My boss (who, for the record, is fairly liberal) gets a daily batch of right wing emails from one of his old cronies. It's usually the standard fare of random gratuitous nudity and ruminations about old age, but every now and then, a truly horrible one comes along.

This little gem conveniently combines your daily dose of cringe-inducing racial stereotypes and rampant misogyny and Clinton-bashing. Although, it's "from a black comedian" so it can't be considered racist, right?"


---begin forward---
I Miss Bill.....

Won't it be fun if he becomes the "First Gentleman?!?"

It doesn't matter what party you belong to, this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right, I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him .... his wife works, and he doesn't! And he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men.
It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The 'Dodge Drafter' will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes!

FW: Fw: Kenneth & Hillary

From MRWD reader Bill,
"Ok, here's an old chestnut, one that manages (in the questions
supposedly asked by the grade student) to slip in black propaganda and
right wing misinformation (Hillary is by no means responsible for the
failure of the Health Care efforts in the '90's , I mean, I remember
Harry and Louise, and Bill Clinton's dishonoring of the office is tiny
compared to Dubyah's )..."
-Love and peace from Fabulous Blue Ridge GA

---begin forward---

(Make sure you read to the very bottom!)
Subject: Kenneth
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.

After her talk she offers a question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is?


'And what is your question, Kenneth?'

'I have three questions:

First - Whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?'

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, 'Okay, where were we?

Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?'

A different little boy puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.


'And what is your question, Larry?'

'I have five questions:

First - Whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

Fifth - What happened to Kenneth?

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