Showing posts with label HOUSEWIFE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HOUSEWIFE. Show all posts

Fw: moucetrap

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his
wife open a package.

What food might this contain?' The mouse wondered - he was devastated
to discover it was a mousetrap.



Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:
There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'



The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr.
Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no
consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.'



The mouse turned to the pig and told him, 'There is a mousetrap in the
house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'


The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but
there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my
prayers.'


The mouse turned to the cow and said 'There is a mousetrap in the
house! There is a mousetrap in the house!' The cow said, 'Wow, Mr.
Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.'
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face
the farmer's mousetrap alone.


That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the
sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to
see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a
venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.



The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the
hospital, and she returned home with a fever.Everyone knows you treat
a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to
backyard for the soup's main ingredient.



But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to
sit with her around the clock.



To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer's wife did not
get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow
slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.



The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great
sadness.



So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it
doesn't concern you, remember when one of us is threatened, we are all
at risk.



We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye
out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.



SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT AND LET THEM KNOW
HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE.


REMEMBER,



EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY;

OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.


One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a Friend.

Fwd: Who is Sarah Palin?

"This is probably not crazy enough for you, but here you go. It's from my right wing STEP dad." -Brian

Not crazy enough for My Right Wing Dad? Are you blind? This is crazy-gold: Another all-influential trusty PILOT's prospective on politics. Thanks for sending it in. -m

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Subject: Fwd: Who is Sarah Palin?
To: "Brian"
Date:


You need to read this.
------ Forwarded Message

Subject: Sarah Palin
This was sent to me by JT Smith, editor of Texas Farmer Stockman magazine, by his boss in Oklahoma, Dan Crummett, who I had the pleasure of meeting when JT stopped in when they were on a farm tour with another editor from NY named Tim Higgins and Susan Combs, Secretary of Agriculture of Texas. You may find this a nice read about Palin. LG

LG--Dan asked that I pass this along to you from folks in Texas who spend each summer in Alaska.
Dan and I were both mighty impressed last night.--JTS

J.T. Smith
Editor
The Farmer-Stockman


One of our good friends, Eddie Spalten from San Antonio, fishes at the Wildman Lodge on the Alaskan Peninsula. The lodge is owned by Butch and Kathy Wildman. The Wildmans spend their winters in Texas and their summers in Alaska. Kathy's father and former husband served in the Alaskan legislature for around 30 years so Butch and Kathy know Alaska politics.

Eddie emailed Butch and asked Butch what the Wildmans think of Gov. Sarah Palin. Butch's unedited email is attached below. Please read it and forward it to your friends. This is what the citizens of Alaska think of Sarah Palin!

Thanks, Gene Powell
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________



Hi Eddie:
Fishing is good here at Wildman and I rarely have time for politics, but many of our friends are asking us "Who is Sarah Palin?" Of course, as Alaskans, Kathy and I are extremely proud of her. We just want to let you know that Sarah "Barracuda" Palin is a straight shooting, hard charging, get it done gal. She knows when to listen, how to analyze the facts and how to make a decision, then implement the plan. She doesn't do a poll before jumping in with both feet like too many of the Washington types. She has little legislative experience because she has always held the EXECUTIVE position; in private life, as mayor of Anchorage's largest bedroom community or more recently as Governor of our State. She is a smart, attractive home grown Alaska girl with excellent moral and family values. She can see what needs to be done and does not hesitate to get it done.

One of our State's major problems is that its Capital is in Juneau, 500 miles from the nearest road and 800 air miles from the population base which is Anchorage, Wasilla and Fairbanks. Our legislature and most of the State government is in Juneau and they ALL behave like a bunch of freshmen in a college town. It has been this way since Statehood in 1959. When Sarah moved to Juneau, so did accountability and responsibility When the oil revenue started flown and a barrel of North Slope Crude hit $23.00, these people began spending money like drunken sailors. You can only imagine what was happenings when oil hit $100.00 a barrel, about the time Sarah took command. My wife Kathy has first-hand experience with this fiasco, as her father and also her ex-husband were Alaska Legislators who served in Juneau as Senators, Senate President, or members of the State House for a combined period spanning nearly three decades.

About the time Sarah took the HELM as Governor of Alaska, about half of the State legislature was in the pocket of big oil companies or contractors doing big projects for Native Corporations around Alaska, all funded by State oil revenue. Alaska government was nothing but a good old boys club riding the perpetual wave of prosperity. This filtered down from the legislature, through the Department of Natural Resources, Department of Labor and even spilled in to the Public Safety who are supposed to "preserve and protect".
When Sarah walked into the Governor's Mansion, she promptly dismissed the State Trooper detachment assigned to Governor and had her and her husband's gun case brought in from Wasilla. Then, she got rid of the former Governor's STATE Jet and told legislators that there were no more free rides, they would have to fly Alaska Airlines, just like her and her family if they wanted to travel. Next came the nut cutting (the Barracuda part) the heads that rolled were too numerous to name, but when Sarah finished cleaning house, a number of our legislators ended up in jail for on corruption charges, or tendered their resignations along with numerous department heads and those who have been riding the gravy train for way too long, AND THEN SHE HAD LUNCH. By the end of the day, Sarah Palin had saved the people of Alaska millions and has not yet slowed down.

She has truly brought CHANGE to Juneau. I personally know several persons in the private sector in Alaska, that hold her in high esteem. She surrounds herself with smart people, many from my hometown of Anchorage, she listens to them but makes her own decisions. Sarah Palin is a no B.S. politician. It is refreshing that there is such a thing anymore. You want to talk about CHANGE? You should see a before and after picture of the State government in Alaska. That's CHANGE! Sarah will bring a number of things to the election. I am sure she will appeal many voters who my otherwise could have gone the other direction on election day. The conservative block will not be for Barack. We have their vote. We need what Sarah will bring, first to the election and second, what she will bring to Washington D.C. McCain has been advised well, Let's just hope the American people can get the straight scoop on her in the weeks ahead. This is just the opinion of one Alaska Bush Pilot and Guide, who pays attention to national politics, watches the news and is deathly afraid of the direction our nation is headed. I guarantee that if Sarah gets a chance to dig her spurs into the flanks of the liberal Washington types, they will know that she is in the saddle.
Butch King
Pilot/Guide

Butch & Kathy King
Proprietors
Wildman Lake Lodge
www.wildmanlodge.




------ End of Forwarded Message

FW: Letter from one 'Angry Woman' (now with Obama closer)

It's been too long since we've heard from our passionately apathetic letter writing "Angry Woman". Here, you'll find her classic "If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. ...please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country!" rant, but now with an alarmist Obama-the-Muslim closer.

From a MRWD fan: "...got this from a friend in new orleans. when we speak of things political she seems to lean left (altho slightly biggoted). took her post katrina screwing and moved across the river. she get's many emails from around the world, and the states and, i think, just automatically fwds them regardless of content. this seems to be a mishmash of several emails i have seen. i like the "oh, and just one more thing" used several times at the end."

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
~Voltaire



"If we learn from our mistakes, I'm about due for my Ph.D."
~
unknown~

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Letter from one 'Angry Woman'

> I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful
> words. This woman should run for president.

> Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one
> ticked off lady.

> 'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not
> started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,
> 2001?

> Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally
> murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our
> nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? !

> Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible,
> burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

> And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when
> an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I
> don't. I don't care at all.

> I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for
> incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

> I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start
> caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in
> Saudi Arabia

> I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping
> off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed
> throat.

> I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out and
> fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in
> mosques.

> I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of
> nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide

> I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First
> Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead
> of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

> In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up
> an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

> When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have
> been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest
> assured: I don't care.

> When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not
> to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:
> I don't care...

> When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat,
> and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is
> complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can
> absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care.

> And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran'
> and other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it-I
> don't care !!

> If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail
> friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this
> ridiculous behavior!

> If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you
> choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities
> committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may
> I add:

> 'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
> difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem' --
> Ronald Reagan

> I have another quote that I would like to add AND.......I hope you
> forward all this.
>
> 'If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a
> nation gone under.' Also by.. Ronald Reagan

> One last thought for the day:

> In case we find our selves starting to believe all the Anti-American
> sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister
> Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his
> Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: 'A
> simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want
> in.. And how many want out.'

> The last thing, by the way, that we should do is to elect a muslim as
> President of the United States, someone who claims to love America yet,
> WILL NOT salute the flag, WILL NOT pledge allegience to our flag, and
> sat in a church listening to a 'pastor' that HATES America! Are you
> Freakin' kidding me?
>
> Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

> 1. Jesus Christ

> 2. The American G. I.

> One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

> YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON,
> AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.

> AMEN! ( I'm passing this on Lady. God Bless You and God Bless


FW: Letter from one "Angry Woman"

Another favorite! This one justifies our nation's torture of Muslims from one "angry woman's" prospective. The lavender font ads a nice touch to this values driven forward. Submitted by Michelle who found MRWD through an interesting blog called Sadly, No!
"... My aunt, who usually emails me pictures of cute animals, felt the need to forward this to me. Maybe she just forwards everything anyone sends her or maybe she actually believed this load of crap! Regardless, I asked her nicely to never send me anything like this again. Enjoy! "

- Michelle -

Letter from one "Angry Woman"

I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words This woman should run for president.

Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.

"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?

Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capit ol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all.

I'll start cari ng when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia .

I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

W hen I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I don't care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to t he bank: I don't care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it-I don't care !!

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous beh avior!

If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem" -- Ronald Reagan

I have another quote that I would like to add AND.......I hope you forward all this.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Also by.. Ronald Reagan

One last thought for the day:

In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out."

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for yo u:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. AMEN!


 
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