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A pretty, young, auburn-haired woman – mid-20s – drove down a lonely country road somewhere in Oklahoma. Appearing in her rear-view mirror, at the back windshield, were two menacing orbs of light floating amid ashen dusk. The guttural roar of a souped-up big block shook the tiny Volkswagen Rabbit as a van-load of inbred thugs lurched left and drew alongside her. A ponytailed passenger taunted inaudibly and blew foul kisses between crude hand gestures. He pointed for her to pull over as the van repeatedly swerved dangerously close.

Inside the car a man, asleep in the reclining passenger seat, was startled awake by the commotion. He rose and darted his head about, calmly assessing the situation. This only spurred the evil-bent goons.

As they ramped-up efforts to run the car off the road, the man reached in the glove box, withdrew a military-grade, semi-automatic handgun – an “assault weapon,” if you will – and, with intentionality and great theatre, leaned across his young bride, pointing the gun out the open bay and directly between dirt bag’s booze-flushed eyes.

Van vanished amid a plume of gray smoke as wheels locked, tires screeched and “assault vehicle” fishtailed – jerking to a halt with taillights aglow skyward from the ditch.

   Jim Gorman
Clermont, Georgia
     U.S.A.

A  lot of  folks can't understand how we  came   to   have an oil shortage here in our   country. 
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Well,  there's a very simple   answer. 
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Nobody  bothered to check the oil. 
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We   just didn't know we were getting  low. 
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The  reason for that  is purely  geographical. 
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Our  OIL is located  in: 
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal    Florida
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Coastal  Louisiana 
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Coastal  Alabama 
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Coastal  Mississippi 
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Coastal  Texas 
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North   Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
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Texas
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Our  dipsticks are located  in  DC
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Any  Questions?  NO? Didn't think  So
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