FW: FW: Michelle the First Man
4/15/2020 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: ABORTION, AL SHARPTON, BILL CLINTON, Donald Trump, GUNS, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, JESSE JACKSON, MICHELLE OBAMA, PHOTOSHOP IS HILARIOUS, RACISM, SOCIALISM | 2 Comments
Fwd: Fw: 2020 Democratic National Convention Schedule
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Food Stamp enrollment forms available.
2:00 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants and the deceased.
3:30 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony,
Sponsored by CNN’s – Don Lemon
4:00 PM
Address on "Being the Real You", by
Rachel Dolezal, former head of the Seattle NAACP, and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
"How to make $200M as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke", by
Hillary Clinton
5:00 PM
“How to have a successful career without a job, and avoid taxation”,
Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:30 PM
Medal of Freedom presentation to Bo Berghdal
6:00 PM
Autograph Session for Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren in Native American costume
Tribute to All 57 States, by
Barack Obama
7:00 PM
General vote to praise Baltimore rioters, and substitute "Alternative Shopping" in place of "looting"
7:30 PM
White House Semantics Committee Meeting to vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Countering Islamophobia"
8:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How to make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, and the New York Times.
8:30 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO,
by Michael Moore & Congresswoman Ilhan Omar
9:00 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs",
Hosted by Barack Obama and Congresswoman Alejandra Ocasio-Cortez
9:30 PM
Official Condemnation of American Gun Owners with Bibles
The nomination of Michelle Obama, by
Jim Acosta and Chris Matthews
3/16/2020 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: 2020 Election, AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, Bruce Jenner, CNN, Confederate Flag, DEMOCRATS, ELIZABETH WARREN, FOOD STAMPS, GUNS, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, IMMIGRANT, LIBERAL MEDIA, MICHELLE OBAMA, MUSLIM, NAACP | 1 Comments
Fwd: FW: Some NEW Ones....
4/09/2019 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Antony Weiner, BILL CLINTON, BILL COSBY, BUILD THE WALL!!!, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, JESSE JACKSON, NEW ORLEANS, PHOTOSHOP IS HILARIOUS, WASHINGTON D.C. | 6 Comments
Fwd: FW: His 3 Sons
3/30/2018 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, BLACK, JESSE JACKSON, LIBERAL MEDIA, Trayvon Martin, WHITE | 4 Comments
Fwd: FW: VERY BRIEF BOOKS
Short Books!
These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books.
World's ShortestBooks
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods |
______________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ______________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ______________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman ______________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry ______________________________ GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart ______________________________ HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian ______________________________ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen DeGeneres & Rosie O'Donnell __________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson ______________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY ______________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony ______________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy _________ MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards ______________________________ HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS ______________________________ AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ______________________________ And the shortest book of them all....................... THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE By Barack Obama |
3/08/2018 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, BILL CLINTON, BILL GATES, George Soros, GORE, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, JESSE JACKSON, JOHN EDWARDS, JOHN KERRY, MICHAEL MOORE, MICHELLE OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI, TED KENNEDY | 2 Comments
Fwd: FW: have lots of guns on hand
THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO PROTECT YOU BUTT.
Subj: Fw: Fwd: have lots of guns on handLooters in Ferguson, Mo. , were met with little or no police resistance Friday night and store owners were forced to protect their businesses with their own guns.
One store owner said on the first night of the protesting, "There are no police here. We trusted the police to keep it peaceful, but they didn't do their job."
This is fact… real history, and should be sent to every home in America . Sadly most won’t forward this message and many people will quickly delete it, and run and hide from the message contained here.
In essence, they are surrendering to mob rule, thieves and murderers, who turn out in times of trouble to break into stores; steal, burn, and destroy the property of innocent people.
Often, the police hide or watch from a distance; sometimes because they are out-numbered or would be criticized for police brutality if they interfered, and could even be sued if one of these low-life criminals would be injured by them.
Dozens of businesses along West Florissant Ave. in Ferguson , Missouri were ransacked and robbed by rioters, including Target, Dollar General, Wal-Mart, liquor stores, automotive stores and a QuikTrip was burned down.
Hundreds of business owners and their employees had to run and hide in terror as waves of rioters arrived; some with guns.
MANY HIDE THEIR FACES.
Cleanup by shop owners in the after math!
But not everyone cowered in fear… some took action!
History shows us that those who are armed and protecting their homes or businesses cause the thieves to seek easier targets for their violence and theft.
Some businesses in the Ferguson riots escaped looting.
Why these businesses avoided destruction of their property and saved their livelihood should be a lesson for politicians.
Some business owners with their employees and friends stood firm, right outside their establishments, ready to take on all comers.
Why? Because they were armed to the teeth!
At Riverfront Tattoo and the adjacent gun store, owners Mike Gutierrez ( below left) and Adam Weinstein (third from left) brought AR-15s, body armor and lots of high-capacity magazines (the type Obama wants banned) to guard their store against bedlam.
Rioters passed right by the store.
Mally’s Supermarket was protected by armed men and it was untouched.
As was Sam’s Meat Market.
And a beauty supply store owned by Asians.
No looting or damage to any of these businesses.
Do you wonder why!
And the lesson for politicians and all liberal gun-grabbing Democrats is that being armed — and armed to the teeth — is the ONLY defense against a rioting mob.
The lesson should have been learned for good after the 1992 L.A. Riots, when only shop owners in Koreatown were spared because they defended their stores with force of arms:
The right to bear arms must be sacred!
The shop owners and people in these examples worked hard for the life they have. To deny them of the best tools possible to protect themselves and their property is criminal.
Pass it on and if for no other reason just to piss off Al Sharpton
2/26/2018 11:00:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BLACK, Ferguson, GUN CONTROL, GUNS, LIBERALS ARE BRINGING US DOWN | 2 Comments
Fwd: FW: A Prayer from an old lady behind me in church
In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew behind me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
1/25/2018 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, GOD, HARRY REID, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, JESSE JACKSON, JOE BIDEN, LIBERALS ARE BRINGING US DOWN, NANCY PELOSI, REAL TRUE STORY | 2 Comments
Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Going to Church in Chicago
Subject: Going to Church in Chicago
To:
Jesse Jackson were going to beguest preachers at a nearby church,I decided to go and check them outin person.As soon as I sat down, ReverendSharpton came over to me. I don'tknow why, maybe it was because Iwas the only white person in thechurch. He laid his hands on myhand and said: "By the will of Jesusthe Lord Almighty, and the will ofGod, you will walk today."I told him I was not paralyzed.Then Jesse Jackson came by andsaid: "By the Grace of God, and hisSon Jesus, the Lord Almighty, youwill walk today."Again I said that there is nothingwrong with me.After the sermon, I stepped outsideand lo and behold ............................... ............................ My Car Was Gone!
12/04/2017 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BLACK, Chicago, GOD, JESSE JACKSON, RACISM | 1 Comments
Fwd: AL SHARP-TONGUE AND THE RACE PIMPS
1/19/2017 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BLACK, MAKING FUN OF MINORITIES SURE IS FUN, RACISM | 3 Comments
Fwd: FW:
2/18/2016 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, BLACK, Bruce Jenner, GORE, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, INDIA | 7 Comments
FWD: AL SHARPTON FINALLY FOUND A JOB
1/07/2016 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON | 17 Comments
FWD: Police Retraining? ...RIGHT ON TARGET...
Subject: Police Retraining? ...RIGHT ON TARGET...
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 2015 09:37:21 -0500
Police Retraining? ...RIGHT ON TARGET...
Police Retraining? A RETIRED STATE POLICE SGT WRITES: An open letter to President Obama, Attorney General Eric Holder, Mayor Bill deBlasio and Rev. Al Sharpton in regards to "Retraining Law Officers":also the new attorney general.
Dear Sirs,
Contrary to what you gentlemen might believe, my "training" to become a Law Enforcement Officer started long before the police academy. It started long before I even thought of becoming a police officer. You see, gentlemen, my "training" started shortly after I was born and it started right in my own home. My parents, my family, my relatives, my siblings, my friends’ parents, my neighbors, my church, my school, my teachers, my athletic coaches all played a part in my "training." From a very early age I was "training" to be respectful, compassionate, understanding, strong, determined, courageous, faithful and, above all, responsible for my own actions.
What I learned in the academy is that every recruit/cadet had about the same "training" that I had. We all arrived with the same morals and the same goals. We all wanted to Protect & Serve. What didn’t matter was skin color, gender, ethnicity or religion. Throughout the academy, the previously mentioned attributes were discussed at length, but "training" also included how to deal with people who did not have the same level of "training" that we had come to understand as normal behavior.
Unfortunately our society has created a gap in "training" for the less fortunate and the self-entitled. Politicians have promised CHANGE time and again only to keep dumping mounds of cash on the situation and never addressing the real issue.
The less fortunate do not need handouts -- they need jobs. They need to feel a sense of purpose and self-satisfaction from accomplishments. The lack of self worth becomes an excuse for accepting criminal behavior as a way of life. If I can’t earn what I want, I might as well take what I can get. If I’m not accepted by society, maybe I can be accepted by a gang.
Welfare was not intended to raise 4-5 generations. It was meant to assist those who’ve fallen on hard times. With the lack of jobs and no promise of a future, crime becomes an acceptable behavior.
Police officers are the Thin Blue Line between a civilized society and total anarchy. The police did not create this problem. The police did not make the laws. The police did not create criminals.
You four gentlemen have made numerous statements blaming the police and their "training." We need to think about your words in recent speeches and statements.
Less than 1% of all police officers are involved in any misconduct (and this does not mean criminal misconduct), yet you gentlemen have made more than your share of statements inferring that the police are the MAIN PROBLEM.
When you four gentlemen make statements that ALL police need "RETRAINING," you do exactly what you accuse the police of doing.
Mr. President and Mr. deBlasio, there are SOME politicians who are corrupt. Does this mean that YOU are corrupt? Mr. Holder, SOME lawyers are criminals and drug addicts. Does this mean YOU are a drug dealer or abuser? Rev. Sharpton, some men hide behind God to molest children — are YOU a pedophile?
Yet all four of you have lumped ALL policemen and policewomen as racists in need of "training." What’s even worse is that you four have done this after two recent events and before ALL THE FACTS were known.
Both instances, while tragic, had zero evidence of any racist behavior on the part of law enforcement. Yet all four of you believe ALL police need "training."
The four of you have failed at your mission. It started by making inflammatory remarks against police prior to hearing the evidence. It continued by all four of you failing to denounce criminal behavior at so-called "peaceful protest."
And you have failed by not standing behind the law of the land when you decided that two grand juries were wrong -- the same laws that helped you all get the positions you hold today.
The four of you might need some "training." You might need to be reminded that your jobs are to bring us all together on the RIGHT side of the law.
This will only be accomplished when men such as you stop blaming the police and start teaching men to fish rather than giving them a fish. AUTHOR: Retired New Jersey State Police Sgt. Kenneth Gross "Illegally sneaking into a country does not make you an immigrant,
any more than breaking into a house makes you a member of the family!"
1/01/2016 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, BLACK, eric holder, POLICE, WELFARE | 10 Comments
FWD: Photo: Liberalism
9/22/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, Bruce Jenner, DEMOCRATS, GORE, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, LIBERALS ARE BRINGING US DOWN, RACHEL DOLEZAL | 13 Comments
Fw: Fwd: Fw: Elderly Prayer
| date: | 19 February 2015 at 08:38 | ||
| subject: | Fw: Fwd: Fw: Elderly Prayer |
3/13/2015 01:23:00 PM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, HARRY REID, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, JESSE JACKSON, JOE BIDEN, NANCY PELOSI, Senior citizens | 10 Comments
Fwd: FW: Preachers
Curator's note: This RWFWD: is a variation of this submission already in the archive.
Your funny for today
I'VE ALWAYS QUESTIONED IF JESSIE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON
WERE REALLY PREACHERS SINCE THEY HAVE NO CHURCH.
WHEN I HEARD AL SHARPTON WAS A GUEST PREACHER AT A
BLACK HOUSTON CHURCH, I DECIDED TO CHECK HIM OUT IN PERSON
JUST TO SEE WHAT HE WAS ALL ABOUT.
I SAT DOWN AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT SHARPTON CAME UP
TO ME (I GUESS BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY WHITE PERSON IN
THE ROOM), LAID HIS HANDS ON MY HAND AND SAID:
"BY THE WILL OF JESUS THE LORD ALMIGHTY AND THE WILL
OF GOD, YOU WILL WALK TODAY."
I TOLD HIM I WAS NOT PARALYZED.
HE CAME BACK AND LAID HIS LANDS ON ME AGAIN AND
REPEATED THE SAME THING.
AGAIN, I TOLD HIM THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
AFTER THE SERMON, I STEPPED OUTSIDE AND LO AND
BEHOLD, MY NEW CAR HAD BEEN STOLEN!!
1/30/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, MAKING FUN OF MINORITIES SURE IS FUN, TEXAS | 5 Comments
Fw: Fwd: Cute little guy and some statistics; thought provoking
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Subject: Fwd: Cute little guy and some statistics; thought provoking
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Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 00:38:07 -0500
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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Cute little guy and some statistics; thought provoking
THIS IS ENLIGHTENINGSubject: FW: Cute little guy and some statistics; thought provokingPart I.
See, my family made the mistake of being white in a 73% non-white neighborhood, but my murder wasn’t ruled a ‘hate crime.’
I’m one of the youngest murder victims in our great Nation's history, but the media didn’t care to cover the story of my being killed in cold blood.
There isn’t a white equivalent of Al Sharpton, because if there was he would be branded a ‘racist.’ So no one’s rushing to Brunswick , Georgia to demonstrate and demand ‘justice’ for me. There’s no ‘White Panther’ party, either, to put a bounty on the lives of the two black teens who murdered me.
So while you’re out seeking ‘justice for Trayvon’ and Michael Brown, please remember to seek ‘justice’ for me. Tell your friends about me, tell you families, get T-shirts with my face on them, and make the world pay attention, just like you did for Trayvon.
I won’t hold my breath.
1/05/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, BLACK, Ferguson, GEORGIA, JESSE JACKSON, Trayvon Martin, WHITE | 8 Comments






































