Fwd: Problem Solved!!

*Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home*

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,
and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental
and medical treatment , wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money
instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be
helped instantly ,if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be
ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals
and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built
for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room,spiritual
counselling, pool, and education.

Simple clothing , shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free,
on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard ,with gardens.

Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V. radio, and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors , to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food,  be left all alone, and unsupervised.
lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.

Live in a tiny room , and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope
of ever getting out. Justice for all.


Like him, love him, or hate him, this one says a lot!!

Only he could get away with this ....

Hello, dummies!  Oh my God, look at you.  Anyone else hurt in the accident?

Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man.  You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T.  And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual.   Nevada is soooo screwed!  If I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker ... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba!  Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talks like an idiot but don't let that fool you.  She really is an idiot.

Charlie Rangel 
... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind.  What does that make, six decades of theft?
Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.

Barney Frank
 ... he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone.  Consider that he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system!
Let's all admit it ...  Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain.. How did this guy get elected?  Oh, that's right ...  he's from Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr.  Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people!

You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him.
Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying weasel," it may be time to retire.
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you ...  especially given your upbringing ~ All you've overcome.  I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.  I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you.  Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

As for President Obama, what can I say?  They say President Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree.
Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring.  I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through it.  Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really was Barack.
Just don't ask about his middle name!  But Obama was able to set a record ...  he actually lied more in 60 days than  Bill Clinton.

President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:

1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.


Fwd: FW: Who Voted to give YOUR SSA to Aliens

Sent: 7/28/2010 5:56:03 P.M. Central Daylight Time
Subj: Fwd: FW: Who Voted to give YOUR SSA to Aliens


Dont forget.  November 2nd is “Dump the Trash Day” !!!!!!

The following Senators voted against making English the “Official Language” of America.

                              Akaka (D-HI)
                              Bayh (D-IN)
                              Biden (D-DE)
                              Bingaman (D-NM)
                              Boxer (D-CA)
                              Cantwell (D-WA)
                              Clinton (D-NY)
                              Dayton (D-MN)
                              Dodd (D-CT)
                              Domenici (R-NM)
                              Durbin (D-IL)
                              Feingold (D-WI)
                              Feinstein (D-CA)
                              Harkin (D-IA)
                              Inouye (D-HI)
                              Jeffords (I-VT)
                              Kennedy (D-MA)
                              Kerry (D-MA)
                              Kohl (D-WI)
                              Lautenberg (D-NJ)
                              Leahy (D-VT)
                              Levin (D-MI)
                              Lieberman (D-CT)
                              Menendez (D-NJ)
                              Mikulski (D-MD)
                              Murray (D-WA)
                              Obama (D-IL)
                              Reed (D-RI)
                              Reid (D-NV)
                              Salazar (D-CO)
                              Sarbanes (D-MD)
                              Schumer (D-NY)
                              Stabenow (D-MI)
                              Wyden (D-OR)

Now, the  following  are the senators who voted to give illegal aliens Social Security benefits.   They are grouped by home state.  If a state is not listed, there was no voting representative.

Alaska :                   Stevens (R)
Arizona :                  McCain (R)
Arkansas :              Lincoln (D)            Pryor (D)
California :              Boxer (D)             Feinstein (D)
Colorado :              Salazar (D)
Connecticut :          Dodd (D)               Lieberman (D)
Delaware :              Biden (D)              Carper (D)
Florida :                  Martinez (R)
Hawaii :                   Akaka (D)              Inouye (D)
Illinois :                  Durbin (D)              Obama (D)
Indiana:                   Bayh (D)                 Lugar (R)
Iowa:                       Harkin (D)
Kansas:                   Brownback (R)
Louisiana:              Landrieu (D)
Maryland:                Mikulski (D)          Sarbanes (D)
Massachusetts:       Kennedy (D)         Kerry (D)
Montana:               Baucus (D)
Nebraska:              Hagel (R)
Nevada:                Reid (D)
New Jersey:           Lautenberg (D)      Menendez (D)
New Mexico:          Bingaman (D)
New York:              Clinton (D)    Schumer (D)
North Dakota :         Dorgan (D)
Ohio :                         DeWine (R)            Voinovich(R)
Oregon :                 Wyden (D)
Pennsylvania :          Specter (D)
Rhode Island :          Chafee (R)            Reed (D)
South Carolina :        Graham (R)
South Dakota :           Johnson (D)
Vermont :                   Jeffords (I)           Leahy (D)
Washington :              Cantwell (D)          Murray (D)
West Virginia :          Rockefeller (D), by Not Voting
Wisconsin :                  Feingold (D)          Kohl (D)

The entire population of the United States needs to know this information . . . . . unless they don't care about sharing their Social Security with illegal foreigners who didn't pay a dime into it !!!

Fw: Woman shot in head ............(a funny one)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed; with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be coincidence

FW: New American Symbol

Subject: FW: New American Symbol
The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of America . 
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks!

Fw: Fw: New Oil Mop


: FW: New Oil Mop

BP Engineers announce their new innovative mop design to be used to soak up oil spill 

FW: This is Truly Unbelievable...how much more can we take? Must read!!

Subject: FW: This is Truly Unbelievable...how much more can we take? Must read!!

Folks, I don't know what to say.......unbelievable!!  

This just might make your head explode or your hair catch fire!!!
This is fast becoming a new country to me, where the Constitution means nothing to elected officials. 
If you havent already, PLEASE, get your head out of the sand and be angry about this !!

Fw: Poster-child for What is Wrong

Poster-child for what is wrong in Washington, DC

You will simply not believe this.  Our 8th District US Congressional representative, the Hon. Gabrielle Giffords, in a meeting of the House Armed Services Committee, asked General David Petraeus the following question: "General Petraeus, what are you doing to reduce carbon emissions in the war on terror?" Wow.  I had to read, and re-read this several times to believe it. Folks, there are American sons and daughters dying every week on the foreign battlefields of southwest Asia. The nation is completely bankrupt and ... quite literally, borrowing 43 cents for every dollar in federal spending.  We have the largest environmental disaster in the nation's history in the Gulf of Mexico, and we have Mexican drug armies invading our nation.  And yet ....A member of Congress from Arizona's 8th congressional district took the time to ask our battlefield commander what he is doing to curb carbon emissions in the war. Gabrielle Giffords is the poster-child for what is wrong with the US Congress. We are being led by imbeciles. To the rest of America reading this blog, and to Gen. Petraeus if this e-mail makes it to your inbox ... my sincerest apologies for the stupid question asked of you by my US congressional representative. General ... I am sure you have better things to worry about than carbon emissions on the battlefield.  I assure you, as a registered voter in Arizona's 8th congressional district, I will do everything I can to ensure Rep. Giffords is voted out of office in November, and I pray you'll get back to business of fighting the war on terror without worrying about such petty and nonsensical matters as your carbon footprint in the war.
Mark Beres, Maj. USAF (ret.)
Tucson, Arizona
FYI:  The 8th District surrounds Tucson to the north, south and east (Tucson is in the 7th District) and covers the south-east corner of AZ.
What Google says about Rep. Giffords:
Representative Gabrielle Giffords (D-Az) took Afghan Commander, General David Petraeus, to task for what she characterized as “willful disregard of the environmental impact of our war effort.” “There is no policy, no plan to minimize carbon emissions in our military activities,” Giffords charged. “Bombs are dropped and bullets are fired without considering the environmental impact.” Giffords insisted that she was “not demanding an immediate halt to current military operations in the Middle East. I’m just saying that battle plans should include an environmental impact assessment as a regular part of the process before attacks are launched.”
She also suggested that the Army “put more emphasis on less environmentally damaging methods, like stabbing or clubbing enemy forces in order to minimize the carbon output.”
New Rules of Engagement:
I think we ought to put her on the front lines so she can stab or club the enemy. God help us if this is the type of idiots that are elected to office. Walk softly and carry a big knife or big stick to save the environment.

Fw: Fw: Importnt Reminder

Just a Reminder...

Mark Your Calendars!!

Pass It On!

Fw: Picture of the Day ........


Subject: Picture of the Day ........

Fw: No wonder the Obango Admin Hates Fox News ....."PENIS PUMPS FOR ILLEGALS?"

Sent: 7/23/2010 6:23:25 P.M. Central Daylight Time
Subj: No wonder the Obango Admin Hates Fox News ....."PENIS PUMPS FOR ILLEGALS?"
Now that's what I call "Stimulus Spending"......!!!     R/   T. 
by Todd Starnes A Minnesota town is outraged over reports that an illegal immigrant was implanted with a penis pump – paid for by taxpayers.
Shakopee Police Chief Jeff Tate said the expense to taxpayers was more than $50,000.
“It’s shocking,” he told FOX News Radio. “It’s certainly disturbing as well. You know it’s not going to set well with the public at large.”
Scott County Attorney Pat Ciliberto wants to know how an illegal immigrant was able to obtain tens of thousands of dollars in medical assistance.
“There’s no logical argument for why that should have been approved,” Ciliberto told the Shakopee News. “I don’t know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure.”
Ciliberto told county commissioners the cost of taking care of illegal immigrants in their community is skyrocketing.
“It should be obvious when Scott County goes from seven bookings in 2006 to 90 bookings in 2009 – that Arizona’s problem is Minnesota’s problem, too,” he told the newspaper.
According to published numbers, the county spent more than $800,000 housing inmates with immigration holds – and that doesn’t include medical coverage.
“We have no control over the southern border,” he said. “We don’t know who is coming in and what country they’re coming from.”
Regardless, local officials said they are required by federal and state laws to provide welfare to illegals – from court costs to health care – including a penis pump.
At least one local said they sympathize with the plight of Arizonans.
“My hats off to Arizona, to people who’ve said, ‘We’ve had enough,’” Commissioner Barbara Marschall told the newspaper. “We’re thousands (of) miles away from the southern border. It’s here and it’s going to get worse.”

Read more: http://radio.foxnews.com/2010/07/12/penis-pumps-for-illegals/#ixzz0tzSGBEdW

Creative Commons License
MyRightWingDad.net is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.