Showing posts with label Monica Lewinsky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monica Lewinsky. Show all posts

FW: FW: Biden's Fake Election

 







Fwd: FW: where the"F" word was considered acceptable for use

There were only 11 times in history where the"F" word was considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:



11. "Where the @#$% is all this snow coming from ?"

-- Hundreds of People, Buffalo, NY, 2014



10. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



9. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


7. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938


6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


4. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”

-- Michelangelo, 1566


3. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC


1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

Fw: Hillary Takes a Muslim Name..

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Subject: Hillary Takes a Muslim Name..
 

POLITICAL HUMOR....

Hillary Takes Muslim Name TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED HILLARY CLINTON TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT HER CANDIDACY FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY. 
FOR SECURITY REASONS, HILLARY HAS CHOSEN A MUSLIM NAME.
SO FROM NOW ON, PLEASE USE HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


 SELDOM BIN LAYED
 
We must remember that we cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs........

The last time she had a simple job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky..... and Monica blew it..!!!


FWD: HILLARY AND BILL

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Fw: A Good Reminder!


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Subject: Fw: A Good Reminder!



  


 


 

A good reminder!!
As we get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust     Hillary Clinton to create   American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky. ...
And Monica blew it.

FW: Fw: Monica

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Subject: FW: Fw: Monica
 
Monica Lewinsky story...


After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror naked
...remembering her time with Bill Clinton .

Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...

"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off!

Touching story, isn't it?

 
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