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"WAKE UP!!! Hard working patriotic white America is doomed!!!"
-Michael

Also sent in from DM, this version different in he liberal use of comic sans font:

"A relative of mine called me and said she had sent this email for my consideration. She said it wasn't important what my political affiliation was, this is something that affects us all and I should consider the message. She couldn't wait for me to turn on the computer and read this thing:" -D.M.

Thanks Mark for this improved forward, an old-timer that invokes the powerful imagery of bird poop and corn flakes, this one now boasts a larger, more readable font and chilling closer line addressed to those who(m?) choose not to forward this important dirty bird analogy. Says Mark, "The imagery is not exactly Joycean but one works with what one has, I suppose." Hah!

[What does Jesus and war vets have to do with a call center? Read on, brother. Here is a remake of a long-time personal favorite. I just received this updated version, the old one posted last May. Someone changed the pictures.. This feels more dramatic. ]

-----Begin Forwarded Message----

Tresy sent us this one. Reading it, I have to wonder if the girl at Burger King was really brought to tears by the sight of a crotchety, condescending, lonely right-winger barking at her.

Said Tresy, "Don't know if you have this one yet or not. Har dee fucking har har."

Begin forwarded message:

Math 1950-2006

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this?
Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:
1. Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of productio n is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math In 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 1990

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares no thing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers )
6. Teaching Math In 2006

Un hachero vende una carretada de madera por $100. El costo de la pr oducciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

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Wow...I never thought of it this way.

Government will tell you Americans don't want the jobs

But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase "cheap labor" is a
myth, a farce, and a lie. there is no such thing as "cheap labor."

Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He
takes a job for $5.00 or $6.00/hour. At that wage, with six
dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he
files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned income credit" of up to
$3,200 free.

! He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent

He qualifies for food stamps

He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care

His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school

He requires bilingual teachers and books

He qualifies for relief from high energy bills

If they are or become, aged, blind or disabled, they qualify for SSI.
Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicare. All of this is
at taxpayer's expense

He doesn't worry about car insurance, life insurance, or homeowners insurance.

Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins and printed material.

He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00 to $30.00/hour in benefits.

Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or $6.00/hour left after
paying their bills and his.

The American taxpayer's also pay for increased crime, graffiti and
trash clean-up.

Cheap labor? YEAH RIGHT! Wake up people!

[This is not a forward...yet.]







A comic from xkcd.com

[Oh. FYI: This is racist, in the innocent, hand on the cheek style. I debated about posting this, but figured it's important to examine the excreta passed from zealot to zealot. Comments?]

This is scary....... Ain't it? Redneck Vasectomy A West Virginia couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them "what finally made them make the decision - why after nine Children, would they choose to do this." The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one Out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican Baby because neither of them could speak Spanish...

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> Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2007 4:45 PM

I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem
> in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian,
> Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of
> immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung
> word for word the way it was written The news broadcasts even gave
> the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but
> this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP -- please pass
> this along.
> I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone
> else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay
> your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other
> immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA!
>
>
>
> PART OF THE PROBLEM
>
> Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of
> offending someone -- YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!!
>
> It is Time for America to Speak up
>
>
>
> If you agree -- pass this along; if you don't agree -- delete it!

> >
> > _____ _____ Subject: Suicide of a
> Nation Wherever
> > you stand in the political spectrum, please take
> the time to read
> > these sobering remarks made by the former governor
> of Colorado;
> > they ought to scare the pants off you! We know
> Dick Lamm as the
> > former Governor of Colorado. In that context his
> thoughts are
> > particularly poignant. Last week there was an
> immigration
> > overpopulation conference in Washington, DC,
> filled to capacity by
> > many of America's finest minds and leaders. A
> brilliant college
> > professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis
> talked about his
> > latest book, "Mexifornia," explaining how
> immigration - both legal
> > and illegal was destroying the entire state of
> California. He said
> > it would march across the country until it
> destroyed all vestiges
> > of The American Dream. Moments later, former
> Colorado Governor
> > Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning
> speech on how to
> > destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he
> described eight
> > methods for the destruction of the United States.
> He said, "If you
> > believe that America is too smug, too
> self-satisfied, too rich,
> > then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to
> do. No nation in
> > history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold
> Toynbee observed
> > that all great civilizations rise and fall and
> that 'An autopsy of
> > history would show that all great nations commit
> suicide.'" "Here
> > is how they do it," Lamm said: "First, to destroy
> America, turn
> > America into a bilingual or multi-lingual and
> bicultural country."
> > History shows that no nation can survive the
> tension, conflict, and
> > antagonism of two or more competing languages and
> cultures. It is a
> > blessing for an individual to be bilingual;
> however, it is a curse
> > for a society to be bilingual. The historical
> scholar, Seymour
> > Lipset, put it this way: "The histories of
> bilingual and bi-
> > cultural societies that do not assimilate are
> histories of turmoil,
> > tension, and tragedy." Canada, Belgium, Malaysia,
> and Lebanon all
> > face crises of national existence in which
> minorities press for
> > autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus
> have divided.
> > Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France
> faces difficulties
> > with Basques, Bretons, and Corsicans.". Lamm went
> on: Second, to
> > destroy America, "Invent 'multiculturalism' and
> encourage
> > immigrants to maintain their culture. Make it an
> article of belief
> > that all cultures are equal. That there are no
> cultural
> > differences. Make it an article of faith that the
> Black and
> > Hispanic dropout rates are due solely to prejudice
> and
> > discrimination by the majority. Every other
> explanation is out of
> > bounds. Third, "We could make the United States
> an 'Hispanic
> > Quebec' without much effort. The key is to
> celebrate diversity
> > rather than unity. As Benjamin Schwarz said in the
> Atlantic Monthly
> > recently: "The apparent success of our own
> multiethnic and
> > multicultural experiment might have been achieved
> not by tolerance
> > but by hegemony. Without the dominance that once
> dictated
> > ethnocentricity and what it meant to be an
> American, we are left
> > with only tolerance and pluralism to hold us
> together." Lamm said,
> > "I would encourage all immigrants to keep their
> own language and
> > culture. I would replace the melting pot metaphor
> with the salad
> > bowl metaphor. It is important to ensure that we
> have various
> > cultural subgroups living in America enforcing
> their differences
> > rather than as Americans, emphasizing their
> similarities."
> > "Fourth, I would make our fastest growing
> demographic group the
> > least educated. I would add a second underclass,
> unassimilated,
> > undereducated, and antagonistic to our population.
> I would have
> > this second underclass have a 50% dropout rate
> from high school."
> > "My fifth point for destroying America would be to
> get big
> > foundations and business to give these efforts
> lots of money. I
> > would invest in ethnic identity, and I would
> establish the cult of
> > 'Victimology.' I would get all minorities to think
> that their lack
> > of success was the fault of the majority. I would
> start a grievance
> > industry blaming all minority failure on the
> majority population."
> > "My sixth plan for America's downfall would
> include dual
> > citizenship, and promote divided loyalties. I
> would celebrate
> > diversity over unity. I would stress differences
> rather than
> > similarities. Diverse people worldwide are mostly
> engaged in hating
> > each other - that is, when they are not killing
> each other. A
> > diverse, peaceful, or stable society is against
> most historical
> > precedent. People undervalue the unity it takes to
> keep a nation
> > together. Look at the ancient Greeks. The Greeks
> believed that they
> > belonged to the same race; they possessed a common
> Language and
> > literature; and they worshipped the same gods. All
> Greece took part
> > in the Olympic games. A common enemy, Persia,
> threatened their
> > liberty. Yet all these bonds were not strong
> enough to overcome two
> > factors: local patriotism and geographical
> conditions that nurtured
> > political divisions. Greece fell. "E. Pluribus
> Unum" --From many,
> > one. In that historical reality, if we put the
> emphasis on the
> > 'pluribus' instead of the 'Unum,' we will
> balkanize America as
> > surely as Kosovo." "Next to last, I would place
> all subjects off
> > limits; make it taboo to talk about anything
> against the cult of
> > 'diversity.' I would find a word similar to
> 'heretic' in the 16th
> > century - that stopped discussion and paralyzed
> thinking. Words
> > like 'racist' or 'xenophobe' halt discussion and
> debate. Having
> > made America a bilingual/bicultural country,
> having established
> > multi-culturism, having the large foundations fund
> the doctrine of
> > 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to
> enforce our
> > immigration laws. I would develop a mantra: That
> because
> > immigration has been good for America, it must
> always be good. I
> > would make every individual immigrant symmetric
> and ignore the
> > cumulative impact of millions of them." In the
> last minute of his
> > speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow. Profound
> silence followed.
> > Finally he said,. "Lastly, I would censor Victor
> Hanson Davis's
> > book "Mexifornia." His book is dangerous. It
> exposes the plan to
> > destroy America. If you feel America. deserves to
> be destroyed,
> > don't read that book." There was no applause. A
> chilling fear
> > quietly rose like an ominous cloud above every
> attendee at the
> > conference. Every American in that room knew that
> everything Lamm
> > enumerated was proceeding methodically, quietly,
> darkly, yet
> > pervasively across the United States today.
> Discussion is being
> > suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the
> foundation of our
> > educational system and national cohesiveness. Even
> barbaric
> > cultures that practice female genital mutilation
> are growing as we
> > celebrate 'diversity.' American jobs are vanishing
> into the Third
> > World as corporations create a Third World in
> America - take note
> > of California and other states - to date, ten
> million illegal
> > aliens and growing fast. It is reminiscent of
> George Orwell's book
> > "1984." In that story, three slogans are engraved
> in the Ministry
> > of Truth building: "War is peace," "Freedom is
> slavery," and
> > "Ignorance is strength." Governor Lamm walked back
> to his seat. It
> > dawned on everyone at the conference that our
> nation and the future
> > of this great democracy is deeply in trouble and
> worsening fast. If
> > we don't get this out-of-control immigration
> monster stopped within
> > three years, it will rage like a California
> wildfire and destroy
> > everything in its path, especially The American
> Dream. If you care
> > for and love our country as I do, take the time to
> pass this on
> > just as I did for you. NOTHING is going to happen
> if you don't.
> >
> >
>
>