Fw: Profound Political Cartoons of the Day

Subject: Fwd: Profound Political Cartoons of the Day

Subject: Profound Political Cartoons of the Day


Fwd: FW: Fwd: Good Chinese Dog

Subject: Fwd: Good Chinese Dog

Subject: Good Chinese Dog

 Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below...... 

Dog For Sale ------ Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese Street name, Ho Lee Schitt.



He  makes reference to the
muslim  kid that took
   a clock he made to school and they thought it was a bomb
and our president
   made a big deal about it,like there are no more
important things to worry
   about,but was a MUSLIM kid

     Thought  you might want to hear this short speech…

Fwd: Boombox

Why the LA Times Stopped Carrying Cartoonist Diaz? The cartoonist Dixon Diaz can say more in a few little squares than the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the Kansas City RED Star can – combined! 


"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."----- Henry Ford

Fwd: Shopping in Texas!!!!

 This is great!!!!

This little video only takes about 20 seconds, BUT YOU MUST HAVE YOUR SOUND ON!

Fwd: One View: While the US needs jobs, Democrats offering the candy store

One View: While the US needs jobs, Democrats offering the candy store

(Photo: Provided to the RGJ)
I was watching the most recent Democratic Party debate. There was the inevitable nominee who leads because she is a woman against the self-identified socialist and an odd third party who held up his hand and was consistently ignored by the moderators. The context quickly turned into a contest to see who could promise more to the public.
Bernie wants to give free college to youngsters and Hillary wants to tell employers how much they must pay their employees and of course to make sure women get paid equally to men for the same job. Who still thinks your pay should be based on your sex?
With the escalating cost of college and our growing national debt, Bernie’s option seems a pipe dream. (Even Hillary thinks it is untenable.) He will pay for it by breaking up the big banks and making them pay their “fair share.” Fair share is a consistent line used by the Democrats and works only when “they” determine what the “fair share” owed actually is. There once was a feeling in the country that socialism was anti-American. What’s funny is that Democrats can’t tell you the difference between a Democrat and a Socialist.
Hillary wants to raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour. Why not $25 or higher? What experience does she have on meeting a payroll? I thought it was the “private sector.” How much involvement do we want our government to have in the private sector? Most low-wage jobs are entry-level jobs. If you were an employer, would you willingly pay an entry-level employee twice today’s minimum wage? These jobs have traditionally been an opportunity for teenagers to get their feet wet in the workplace. For the first time in their life they must listen to a boss, not a parent. Parents don’t fire you. Bosses do (although I’ve found that employees usually “fire themselves” by their actions or attitudes). The first job is a vital step in developing maturity and promotes self-discipline and pride in their successes.
And then there was Martin O’Malley. ’Nuff said.
Each Democratic proposal is like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. Vote for me and I’ll give you this carrot or that carrot. What America wants is jobs. There is an old saying: “Figures lie and liars figure.” Take our unemployment rate, for instance. Does anyone really believe that our unemployment rate is 5 percent? Does anyone really feel the economy is in recovery? Two percent growth for seven years is not a recovery. If a Republican were in charge, the media would be calling for heads to roll. Remember the next time the carrot is offered, someone will have to pay for it. The way that all their schemes are funded is by raising taxes. The Democrats always bash trickle-down economics but their methods have developed a new economic designation. I call it “trickle-down poverty.”
When you go to the polls this year, consider where we are headed as a nation. If you want the candy store, vote Democrat. If you want to control your destiny and get rewards for accomplishments rather than participation, vote Republican. Either way, cast your vote!
Bill Hissam


Subj: Fw: ROW! ROW! ROW!

Boat filled with seniors intercepted off the Texas coast!! 

The Navy today intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast.

This confounded the Navy as the boat was not heading to the USA,
but towards Mexico and Central America.

Adding to the dilemma, the boat was filled with white American seniors.

 They claim that they were trying to reach Mexico or Central America and that they planned to return to the US as
 illegal immigrants. Then they would be entitled to far more  benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American

It is reported that the Navy gave them food and  water and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking on the next boat. Let me know if you want to join us.

Fwd: FW: This helps explain it

Subject: FW: This helps explain it

Where does the asymmetry come from? American conservatives tend to be Christians or Jews. Liberals tend to be atheists or agnostics. (Yes, there are exceptions-to nearly everything, always; but that doesn't mean we can stop thinking.) Almost all human beings need religion, as subway-riders need overhead grab bars. The religious impulse strikes conservatives and liberals alike. But conservatives usually practice the religion of their parents and ancestors; liberals have mostly shed their Judaism or Christianity, and politics fills the obvious spiritual gap. You mightmake football, rock music, or hard science your chosen faith. Some people do. But politics, with its underlying principles and striking public ceremonies, is the obvious religion substitute.
Hence the gross asymmetry of modern politics. For most conservatives, politics is just politics. For most liberals, politics is their faith, in default of any other; it is the basis of their moral life.

-- David Galernter in What Explains the Vicious Left?

FW: Fwd: No, Hillary Clinton is not the first woman to be nominated by a political party for president

Subject: No, Hillary Clinton is not the first woman to be nominated by a political party for president

No, Hillary Clinton is not the first woman to be nominated by a political party for president. Victoria Woodhull was, and she didn't even have the right to vote, nor did her running mate, Frederick Douglass. Her story is a hell of a lot more inspiring than Hillary Clinton's, Victoria Woodhull wasn't part of a political machine, she was a champion of women's suffrage at a time when such a notion was extraordinarily unpopular.

Fw: A Special Message for You from Hillary

Subject: A Special Message for You from Hillary

Someone did a great Photoshop job on this photo. 


As you know, my dear people, for the last year the Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi--in the furthest regions of our empire.  And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you, the people.  For the next eight months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs.  I will be with you in your Wal-Marts and beside you in your Burger Kings.  I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land, sharing your poverty and needs.

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished.  After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together.  We were so poor that we removed thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Shockingly, unscrupulous and ungrateful officials later forced us to return many of these treasures.  Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given me just enough for us to scrape by.

During these difficult times, we had to cut back. When our daughter was married, we only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding. And, I remember our hopes, as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment, that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting.  After working for MSNBC for a starting salary of a mere $600,000 per year, what else could she do? So I now pay her $3,000,000 a year to run the 'Foundation'.

So, as I travel across our kingdom to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you.  Then, when the time for the royal election (Coronation) comes, I know I can count on you to crown me as your rightful monarch, with my assurance that I will continue King Obama's policies, and we can all live happily ever after.

Your Queen-in-Waiting,
Hilarity Rodham Clinton

Fwd: Fw: this is SCARY !!!

Subject: Fw: this is SCARY !!!
Had a chat to a German lady a week ago.  She owns property locally and in Germany and is considering selling everything in Germany, moving to South Africa permanently. I could not believe the stories she told me about what is happening in Europe.  And then I received this:
Subject:INVASION OF EUROPE --- understand that the main stream news papers and TV stations are not allowed to film and report on this as they will receive heavy fines for racism, a lot of this footage is being shown and distributed privately via e-mail, U-Tube by concerned people in the countries most affected.
Please send this documentary far and wide so that people are no longer ignorant of what is taking place in Europe and the UK
If you thought we have problems, take a look at this: 

Fw: Muslim Skateboarder

Subject: Muslim Skateboarder

Obviously not a skilled skateboarder J


Make the First Lady great again! Oh yea!!!!
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Fwd: I don't know about you, but I'm voting for Mrs. Trump!

Subject: I don't know about you, but I'm voting for Mrs. Trump!

Need a reason to vote for Trump?
Here's a real good one.
This woman could be the First Lady:

That's good enough for me!
It would sure be a positive change.
From This: 


Or imagine looking at this for 4 years:

Just sayin...................

Fw: : The Book Report

date:9 June 2016 at 08:15
subject:Fw: : The Book Report

Subject: Fwd: The Book Report

>> Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My
>> Life' by Bill Clinton".
>> One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that
>> they were nearly identical stories!
>> His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
>> Titanic: Cost - $29.99
>> Clinton: Cost - $29.99
>> Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
>> Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
>> Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
>> catastrophe.
>> Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
>> catastrophe
>> Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
>> Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
>> Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
>> Clinton: Ditto for Bill
>> Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
>> Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
>> Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
>> Clinton: Let's not go there.
>> Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
>> Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
>> Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
>> Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.
>> Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
>> Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
>> Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
>> Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

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