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This one came from a friend...........

Racist Insight ............. Funny but true  I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is.
Proud to be White, Michael Richards makes his point..
Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it... How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Ameri-
cans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... and that's OK.
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP You have BET... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists. If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR , lives we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships ..... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US.
Yet if there were 'White colleges' That would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this e-mail. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have lost most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime yet .. but getting real close!

David was kind enough to reveal this forward to us. Truth be told, I decided not to post this very right wing forward last May, but here it is again, and now I feel that it is too ugly to ignore; this forward deserves some daylight.

This is a key juncture in right-wing email exposure. This one is NOT easily dismissed like the others, especially since it skips the usual banal clip art, instead it uses someone's snap shot as the cheap political gag. For all we know, the guys in this image are third generation legal U.S. citizens.

One glance, and the viewer must make a clear choice: Are you in, or out? Are you able to swallow this political message despite any uncomfortable feelings you may feel about its content, after all, illegal immigration is a well perceived problem, or are you outraged. Outraged that this was created, outraged that it is sitting in your in-box, and dazzled at the thought that forwarders willing to send this email onward could be sitting next to you in the office, or worse, sitting across from you at the dinner table.


------begin forward-----
From my accountant:

"My boss (who, for the record, is fairly liberal) gets a daily batch of right wing emails from one of his old cronies. It's usually the standard fare of random gratuitous nudity and ruminations about old age, but every now and then, a truly horrible one comes along.

This little gem conveniently combines your daily dose of cringe-inducing racial stereotypes and rampant misogyny and Clinton-bashing. Although, it's "from a black comedian" so it can't be considered racist, right?"

-Elizabeth

---begin forward---
I Miss Bill.....

So I stewed on posting this for a while. This was sent in by a fellow right-wing email victim, it is heavy on the racial slurs to make a point about white "inequality," a mainstay theme to the right-wing forward canon of "what's wrong with this world" emails. Which cuts to the purpose of this blog.
The goal of MRWD is to shine daylight on such forwards, allowing viewers a chance to examine the forwarded email community; promoting awareness and giving readers free expression to comment on the forwards, calling attention to the accuracy, motivation or other point worth mentioning to each forward entry. MRWD is not, by any means, promoting the sentiments expressed in these forwards, but aims to allow readers (many of whom are fellow victims of right-wing forwards) to connect and lambaste the unchecked right-wing forwards in the spirit of open expression in the name of our hard fought freedom of critical speech.

That said, here it is, yet another quiet, right-wing forward brought into the public eye:

Proud To Be White

Someone finally said it.

How many are actually paying attention to this?

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans,

Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans.

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey,"

"Whitey," "Caveman" .. And that's OK.

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger,

Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you,

So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King

Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You

Have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP.

You have BET.

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) . We'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day .. You would call us racists.

If we had White History Month We'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to "advance" OUR lives ..

We'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of

Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that?

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships

.. You know we'd be racists. There are over 60 openly proclaimed

Black Colleges in the US , yet if there were "White colleges" ..

THAT would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching

For your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights,

You would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're

Not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride .

You call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer

Shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running

From the law and posing a threat to society . You call him a racist.

I am proud.

But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

There is nothing improper about this e-mail.

Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.

Anonymous submits: "Of course, charming is a joke. I just received this e-mail (for the second time- they don't even remember what crap they've already forwarded to me) from some elderly Republican neighbors back home. As a polite Southern girl, it's hard to tell them off for this. But as a thinking human being, I don't think I can let them get by with sending this to me again. Interestingly though- the first time they sent it to me, it was just Ebonies Hernandez- no Asian in there. I guess that someone wanted to make sure everyone was equally belittled."

----begin forward---
> Hello,
>
>
>
> My name be Ebonies Li Herenandez, an AfricanHispanicAsiatic- American
> girl who just got an award For being the best speler in class. I got
> 67% on the speling test and 30 points for being black, 5 points for
> not bringing drugs into class, 5 points for not bringing guns into
> class, and 5 points for not getting Pregnut during the cemester.
>
>
>
> It be hard to beat a score of 120%. The white dude who sit next to me
> is McGee from the Bronx He got 94% on the test but no extra points on
> account of he have the same Skin color as the opressirs of 150 years
> ago.
>
>
>
> Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberals for suporting
> Afermative action. You be showing da way to true equality.
>
>
> I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Hillory
> take over da healtcare in dis cuntry.
>

"This one's actually from my right wing grandpa.

As a Star Trek fan and a liberal, I was pained.

My grandmother asked me if I enjoyed all the forwards she and my
grandfather send. (She usually sends the plain old glurge and urban
legends; he sends the right-wing ones.) I said I honestly didn't have
time to read them, and if she wanted to take me off the list, that was
okay with me and I wouldn't be offended. (Oh please oh please!)
Guess she didn't remember." - Caroline

Caroline, I feel that sharp pain too. Ugly forwards like this make me wonder if I should even post them. Enter daylight:


---------- Forwarded message ----------
>
> Subject: The Future
>
> The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished
> giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where
> he met President Bush.
>
> They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian
> said, "You know, I have just one question about what
> I have seen in America.
>
> President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to
> help you, I will."
>
> The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show
> 'Star Trek' and in
> it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is
> Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My
> son is very upset and doesn't understand why there
> aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."
>
> President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian
> ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it
> takes place in the future."
>
>
>

[>
>
> > FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....
> >
> > For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us
> > have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the
> > Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story.
> >
> > When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her
> > Wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won
> > a
> > taxi cab, a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, or a motel in
> > the United States.
> >
> > If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones
> > giving technical advice.
> >
> >
> >
>

Here's a colorful entry found by John R.:
"I think this was supposed to be semi-uncomfortable humor, but ultimately self-deprecating, so it's funny, right?... It's written in big, multi-colored font, so it most likely originated within the older-middle-class-white-forwarded-email community. The email I received of course had the entire history of who had sent it previously (including the contents of their address books) and had the email actually pasted twice within the body of the email, as per the standard design style of such emails....

Here's another donation from Dana. Full disclosure: I, uh, made a "ha!" noise after reading it.

---------- Forwarded message ----------

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

>>>> > Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
>>>> >
>>>> > Customer says, "Female"
>>>> >
>>>> > Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
>>>> >
>>>> > Customer says, "White"
>>>> >
>>>> > Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
>>>> >
>>>> > Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
>>>> >
>>>> > Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
>>>> >
>>>> >