Fw: Obama Cashing a Check

Subject: Fwd: Obama Cashing a Check

This a good laugh...have fun.



            Obama:
President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches
the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to.
I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!"

Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks
because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc.,
I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama:
“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama:
"I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID.
To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”

“Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas
the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States ?"

Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...
there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue”.

Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha... that completely sound like Obama, clueless, unable to grasp the situation, with no idea of what to say.

Why can all our presidents be pillars of information like George W., sharp, wordsmiths, and knowledgeable?

Anonymous said...

Who goes to the bank and cashes checks anymore? Oh yeah, old republicans.

Anonymous said...

So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States ?"

Somehow put up with the shrieking hellspawn known as the Republican party without dropping F-bombs at them ever other word? I know I couldn't do it.

I suppose Obama could have dropped drones strike on the teller, but that's probably not wise since he'd be in the blast radius.

 
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