Fw: [Bulk] Fw: Robot Bartender


A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect
the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,


"A-r-e? y-o-u-r? p-e-o-p-l-e??? h-a-p-p-y? w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????


gruaud said...

Not surprising that robots are Republican.

Oh, and: "'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel, 'the latest medical break throughs'. etc. "


I'm still snickering.

Celia said...

I think this joke has also been used to make fun of fans of certain sports teams.Also, what if someone doesn't know what their IQ is? What then? Or if they have a high IQ but haven't studied inter-stellar space travel? You see, there are many disadvantages to a robot bartender like that.

Anonymous said...

Not surprising, either, that a Rethug robot would downgrade the purporte "deep, intellectual thoughts" (yeah: ha ha -- interstellar space travel is such a highbrow, brainiac topic)to Nazcar & sports if the robot was talking to someone with a supposed lower IQ score. Just goes to show what rethugs think of their brainwashed "lessers." And no doubt, it's one of the manipulated dullards who is dutifully forwarding this to his dumbo pals.

Marc with a C said...

The barfly may have had an IQ of 165, but the writer of this e-mail sure as hell didn't.

bendk said...

C'mon guys, I thought it was kinda mean that the robot had to talk down to the birther/libertarian like that. That's just rude.

Snarla said...

Okay, at first I wanted to believe that "your people" meant something stupid like "worshippers of the messiah Hopey McChange," but now I realize it's just wingnut for "black people."

Joke makes more sense if the low IQ guy answers, "We're agin' him 'cause he wants to kill our grandmaws."

Anonymous said...

I guess the author of this joke doesn't realize that someone with an IQ of 50 would be highly unlikely to be able to function without assistance - so it is unlikely that such a man would be able to walk into a bar and order a martini.

RW fucktards: even in their jokes they expose their ignorance.

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