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PSALM 2009 - 2012
FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
OBAMA IS A SHEPHERD,
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,
I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME
ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.
AMEN
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.
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8/27/2009 06:17:00 AM
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5 comments:
Republicans did this to you.
If you don't realize that after the last eight years, you're hopeless.
This is a re-write of an anti-Bush poem of the same psalm-parody nature. The original didn't have the idiotic dog & tree doggeral at the end, though.
23rd Psalm ere GWB
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
You didn't think the right came up with the parody idea on their own, did you?
Nevermind that 95% of Americans have seen their taxes DECREASE under obama.
I have see the Bush psalm, so I suppose it's fair enough for contards to have "their" BHO version. Too bad, though, that the Bush version is largely TRUE, whilst this version is almost 100% false.
And yes, excellent "christians" & "patriots" that they are, they add the bit at the end about pissing on the POTUS. Typical.
I have see the Bush psalm, so I suppose it's fair enough for contards to have "their" BHO version. Too bad, though, that the Bush version is largely FALSE, whilst this version is almost 100% True.
And yes, excellent "christians" & "patriots".
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