Forebears.....DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

date:Sat, Mar 28, 2015 at 4:12 PM
subject:Forebears.....DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


17 comments:

CharlieE said...

This one's lost on me. I guess the person who sent this is LMAO at the very prospect of Rafael Cruz being elected to the White House.

Or something.

gruaud said...

I think he gets a kick out of deporting children.

ferschitz said...

I don't get this one either. Are they saying that Ted Cruz doesn't like himself? If so, I agree with that.

dave said...

I think it has something to do with this news story:

http://swampland.time.com/2013/09/25/ted-cruz-reads-green-eggs-and-ham-on-senate-floor-and-thats-not-the-weird-part/

Hooray4US said...

Thanks, Dave. Was Cruz reading Dr. Suess on the Senate floor somewhat akin to W reading My Pet Goat even after being informed about the planes flying into the WTC on 9/11?

Both cases appear to reflect the reading level of the average conservative, at any rate.

Hooray4US said...

Actually I will amend my last sentence to read (more accurately):

Both cases appear to reflect the reading level of the average recipient of these RWFs.

Mr_Creosote said...

Do they even fact-check before the "joke" they tell blows up in their own faces?

Here's one for RW-ers:

A Canadian, a Texan, and a teabagger walk into a bar: Bartender says: "What'll it be Senator Cruz?"

Mike Hawk said...

@ Mr. Creosote:

That lil' joke of yours would be cute if it was factually correct, amigo. Senator Cruz gave up his Canadian citizenship last year.

Left-wing FAIL at "humor"!!!!

And cue the crickets in...3...2...1. Yawn.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...


Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

You are one broke fucking record, fat jew.

Schitzengiggles said...

Cruz is a batshit crazy tool. He ranks right up there with Louie Gohmert, another Texan, who's IQ is somewhere just north of a turnip. As a Texan I'm ashamed to claim these two assclowns.

Hooray got it right, Cruz reading Dr. Seuss is appropriate for the intelligence and comprehension level of his tri-corner hat wearing constituents.

CharlieE said...

@Mike Hawk

That lil' joke of yours would be cute if it was factually correct, amigo. Senator Cruz gave up his Canadian citizenship last year.

He remains Canadian by birth, unless he somehow managed to retroactively change where he was born.

Mike Hawk said...

So then, CharlieE, by your BULLSHIT defensive/backtracking "logic":

A Panamanian, an Arizonan, and a Republican walk into a bar. Bartender says: "What'll be Senator McCain?"

CharlieE....you're so full of mierda.

Nice try, though, pendejo.

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up, Mike. You're an idiot and....there is no and. You're an idiot, period.

CharlieE said...

Anonymous Mike Hawk said...

So then, CharlieE, by your BULLSHIT defensive/backtracking "logic":

A Panamanian, an Arizonan, and a Republican walk into a bar. Bartender says: "What'll be Senator McCain?"


Only one of us is using logic, MH, and it isn't you.

John McCain isn't "Panamanian" and never was. He was born in the Panama Canal Zone, which was, at the time of his birth, U.S. territory.

Nevertheless, Rafael Cruz is Canadian by birth.

Anonymous said...

My god, Mike, when you look around the table for the dumbest poker player and you don't see him, it's probably you.

It's you, dumbass.

I can't wait to see what idiocy you type next.

Mike Hawk said...

The Canal Zone was never U.S. land/territory....why do you think that your great liberal ASSHOLE Jimmy Peanut Farmer Carter handed the Canal ovet to Panama? Because he knew that we used gunboat diplomacy with Colombia to ensure Panama's "independence" from Colombia so we could weasel out a bogus deal with Panama to build our strategically located canal for WW1 purposes. Yankee imperialism at its finest, you dumbass progressive.

The Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty was nothing more than a land grab by Uncle Sam....at the expense of the newly created country of Panama. What a farce.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hay%E2%80%93Bunau-Varilla_Treaty

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

Do you even know what side you're on, you fucking dumbass?

Holy shit, how is it possible to be as stupid as you?

 
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