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Date: Sun, Sep 5, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Subject: A List of The World's Shortest Books
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_________________________________THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZEby Barack Obama____________________________________________
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDSby Tiger Woods____________________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRYby Jane Fonda & Cindy SheehanIllustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINAby Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
______________________________________THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILLby Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARYBy Bill Clinton
_________________THINGS I CANNOT AFFORDby Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEYby Dennis Rodman_______________________
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUEby Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC_______________A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHESby Dr. J. Kevorkian__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell__________________GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTEby Mike Tyson
__________________________________THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY_______________________________________MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERSby O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELYby Ted Kennedy_________________________________________
BOOK OF MORALSby Bill Clintonwith introductionby theRev. Jesse Jackson*******************************************************AND, JUST ADDED:My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategyby Nancy Pelosi
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How to Ignore Intelligence About Al Qaeda Flying Planes into the World Trade Center, Thus Permitting It to Happen, And How to Act Like You Had No Idea (even though you did)
George W. Bush
How to Out CIA Agents to Protect Lies about WMD in Iraq
Karl Rove
How to be Bush's Poodle and Help Him Lie about WMD in Iraq so We Can Wage War with Iraq to Make Lottsa Oily Money for Ourselves
Tony Blair
How to be the Most Incompetent Secretary of State Ever while Being in Love with Dumbo W
Condelezza Rice
How to Be a Starkly Evil Bastard
Dick Cheney
How to Be the Spawn of a Starkly Evil Bastard and Attempt to Best the Evilness
Lynn Cheney
How to Sell Lies about Trickle Down Economics that I Know Only Enure to the Benefit of the Excessively Wealth and Will Run the USA into the Ground
George HW Bush
How to Sell Arms to Iran and Yet Still be Viewed as a Great American Patriot by Stupid Idiots
Oliver North
How to Grift Rubes for Big Payola in Two Steps (which is as far as I can count)
Sarah Palin
How to Make Money Pretending to be a Tent-Show Revivalist (hint: don't laugh at the schmucks who buy your worthless dubloons)
Glenn Beck
How to Make Zillions Being the World's Biggest Lying A**hole
Rush Limbaugh
How to be a Nasty but Shrewd Anchor Baby
Michelle Malkin
How to Win Elections by Telling Jerks Not to Jerk Off
Christine O'Donnell
How to Profit from an Anti-Gay Christian Agenda while Enjoying Gay Sex and Blow
Ted Haggard
How to Pretend You're Not Gay: Seven Good Excuses for What You're Doing in that Bathroom Stall
Larry Craig
How to Get Mommy and Daddy to Buy Off Your Mistress and Her Cuckholded Husband
John Ensign
How to Make Money Creating a Fake Religion Because That's So Profitable
L. Ron Hubbard
Why I Read L. Ron Hubbard
Pastor Rick Warren
That list is...incredibly racist, actually (the Tiger Woods one is supposed to be "All the Women I Haven't Slept With!" Geez, get it right!).
I don't suppose it's worth asking why it would be important for the Speaker of the House to know about military strategy?
Don't forget, Katz, that in T-tard land, IF you call out their very obvious racism, then it's really you who is the racist.
Yeah: I know. Complete b.s. like this insane list, but kudos to ferschitz for a better (and more truthful) list.
Katz: the first rule of T-Tard land is that he who calls out the blatant racism of T-Tarders is actually the for-real racist. Never forget that clever "out" clause.
I tried to do that on this board last time, but some a-hole first time poster didn't get the irony.
@ferschitz - "How to Be a Starkly Evil Bastard Dick Cheney" should be a very big book!
I think the first post misses the point completely.
It should be something like;
How to not steal blatantly from Alex Jones
By Glenn Beck
Favorite porn stars, and vibrators
By Christine O'donnell
Non-super Hypocritical Christian Right Politicians
By any christian right wing author
How to be compassionate towards immigrants
By Michelle Malkin and Michael Savage
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