The Worlds Shortest Books
NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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_________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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__ Sequel:
ALL THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE .....
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi
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My Beautiful Mind -- Barbara Bush
The Need for Open Government -- Dick Cheney
On Bipartisanship -- Newt Gingrich
The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle
Compassionate Conservatism -- G.H.W. Bush ed.
Ethics in Politics -- Richard Nixon
Bob Dole: The Wild Years
Newspapers I have Read -- Sarah Palin
The Rush Limbaugh Book of Tact and Etiquette
Respecting Human Rights - Alberto Gonzalez
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy Volume 2 -- Donald Rumsfeld
How to Truly Conserve the Nation's National Parks and Other Wildlife Areas When You're Secretary of the Interior, by James G. Watt
Being a Good Christian Means Never Lying, by James M. Inhofe
How to Lead an Exemplary Christian Life and Never Cheat on Your Wife, co-authored by John Ensign & Mark Sanford
The Many Ways in Which I Believe My Husband and Love Him, co-authored by Jenny Sanford and Darlene Ensign
How to Avoid Having Sex with Lobbyists and Refuse to Take Bribes from Them, by Mike Duvall
Influential but Non-Bullying Political Persuasion, by Lee Atwater
My Life as an Honest and Unbiased Pundit, by Bill O'Reilly
I am Not a Crook, by Spiro T. Agnew
Southern Politics without Racism and Hoods, by Pat Buchanon
The Heterosexual Life for Me! by Reverend Ted Haggard
Never, Ever "Out" a CIA Agent, by Karl Rove
Unbaised Newscasting to Ensure Fairness and Balance, by Roger Ailes
Serving the World to Make It a Better Place, by Rupert Murdoch
Better Corporate Management by Treating Your Employees Fairly and Well, by Jack Welch
Torture is Against the Law, by Dickhead Cheney
Obnoxious Bratty Offspring of Politicians Should STFU, by Lynn Cheney
The Book of Morals, by Jim Bakker, Jerry Falwell and Henry J. Lyons
How to Handle a Natural Disaster, by Michael D. Brown
A Terrorist Alert Sysem: the Best Uses for True Protection Against Terrorists, by Tom Ridge
The Art of Choosing a Competant Vice President, by John McCain and Steve Schmidt
Cronyism: Avoid at All Costs, George W. Bush
Compassionate Conservatism Guides My Life and Choices, by George H. W. Bush
True Patriot, by Oliver North
Avoiding Idiocy and Utter Depravity, by Glenn Beck
All Women Should Enjoy the Same Opportunites that I Have, by Phyllis Schlafly
Compassionate Counselling from the Heart, by Dr. Laura Schlesinger
How Supply Side Economics Trickles Down to Enrich the Serfs, uh, Commoners, uh, Teh Poors, uh the Lessors, uh, the Middle Class, by Ronald Reagan (Ghostwritten by Lynn Vincent)
What I've Learned While I Was President - George W. Bush
How to Lead an Honorable Life, by George W. Bush
An Ethical Presidency, by Ronald Reagan
An Ethical Life Steeped in Morality, by Dick Cheney
On Being a Supportive, Loving and Respectful Spouse, co-written by Newt Gingrich and John McCain
Doing What Jesus Would Do, By Zach Wamp
Double Standards Are Just Plain Wrong, by Sean Hannity
Never Tell a Lie, by Rush Limbaugh
Crazy Is Not My Middle Name, by Michelle Bachman
In the Spirit of Bipartianship, by John Boener and Chuck Grassly
I Only Traveled to Honduras to Support the Military Coup So That I Could Learn about the Culture, by Jim DeMint
How to Make Funny Jokes: Just Fooling Around in China Saying that the US Budget Figures Are Wrong, by Mark Kirk
Never Speak against the US Government when Visiting Foreign Countries, co-written by Eric Cantor and James Inhofe
Concerns about Global Warming, by George Will
Don't Quit Your Day Job! by Sarah Palin
How to Avoid Hypocrisy in 10 Easy Steps, by Addison Graves "Joe" Wilson
Double Standard No More, by Matt Drudge
Plumbing 101...Joe the Plumber
Phone Sex Tips...Bill O'Reilly
Exploring your Feminine Side...Ann Coulter
Ok, contards...now what have you learned after this
exercise?
That's right --- absolutely nothing, as always.
A broken clock is right more often than you idiots.
Think Before You Forward! A Handy Guide To Not Looking Like An Idiot in Cyberspace
by Your Conservative Friend
Compelling Arguents in Right-Wing Forwards
by Any Educated Person
Getting Your Priorities Straight: When Natural Disasters are More Pressing Than Shoe Shopping
by Condoleeza Rice
How to Use Spell Check, by Right Wing Forward Folk
Effective Communication Skills, by Right Wing Forwarders
Heh -->>
Displaying Cojones - Harry Reid
Intelligent Conversation - Bill Kristol
Honorable and Meaningful Commitment to the Teachings of Christ - Doug Coe
The Value of Integrity - cowritten by Juan Williams and Michael Steele
Voting is Our Citizens' Most Important Right and Responsibility... Meg Whitman
My Best Decision: Retiring Early from the US Supreme Court... Sandra Day O'Connor
Guidebook for Running a Great Campaign or Major Industry... Carly Fiorina
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