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Priceless! This is hilarious no matter where you stand in our presidential political maze of crazy. Trump’s children’s book (two minutes)  Http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/84870597

date:		Mon, Oct 5, 2015 at 7:16 PM
subject:		Fwd: FW: Russian budget cut

date:		Wed, Sep 30, 2015 at 12:19 PM
subject:		Fwd: FW: Ethan Allen furniture

date:		Wed, Sep 30, 2015 at 12:05 PM
subject:		Fwd: FW: Short video of The New Olympics

date:		Tue, Mar 22, 2016 at 12:05 AM
subject:		PHOTO: KEEP ELECTING DEMOCRATS

Keep electing Democrats. :-(

date:		Mon, Sep 28, 2015 at 4:57 PM
subject:		Fwd: Another MUSLIM President?

Yee-haw!!!

date:		Thu, Mar 10, 2016 at 4:12 PM
subject:		Fw: An Iowa Farm Story

AN IOWA FARM STORY

Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.  The aged cow was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She said that he should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, but she said, "You killed it, so if they have to have money, it will come out of your pocket!"  She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.

 "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me.

 

I had just stepped inside the door and said, "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'  The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

date:		Fri, Mar 11, 2016 at 4:45 PM
subject:		Fwd: 13 minutes of lies

HILLARY lying for 13 minutes straight!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI&sns=em

date:		14 March 2016 at 21:31
subject:		Fw: Some Good Ones

Subject: Some Good Ones

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Remember 1987.......

>
>> DO YOU REMEMBER 1987.......
>> I had forgotten all of this. Do you remember when the senators were
>> giving Ollie North such a bad time? This brings it all into
>> perspective doesn't it? Have a great day.
>> THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS FORGOTTEN BIT OF
>> INFORMATION.........
>> It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news
>> video of
>> Lt. Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during
>> the Reagan
>> Administration.
>> There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the
>> third degree, but what he said was stunning!
>> He was being drilled by a senator, 'Did you not recently spend close
>> to
>> $60,000 for a home security system?'
>> Ollie replied, 'Yes, I did, Sir.'
>> The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the
>> audience, 'Isn't that just a little excessive?'
>> 'No, sir,' continued Ollie.
>> 'No? And why not?' the senator asked.
>> 'Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir.'
>> 'Threatened? By whom?' the senator questioned..
>> 'By a terrorist, sir' Ollie answered.
>> 'Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?'
>> 'His name is Osama bin Laden, sir' Ollie replied.
>> At this point the senator tried to repeat the name,
>> but couldn't pronounce it, which most people back then
>> probably couldn't. A couple of people laughed at the attempt.
>> Then the senator continued.. Why are you so
>> afraid of this man?' the senator asked.
>> 'Because, sir, he is the most
>> evil person alive that I know of', Ollie answered.
>> 'And what do you recommend we do about him?' asked the senator..
>> 'Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an
>> assassin team be formed to
>> eliminate him and his men from the face of the earth.'
>> The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all that
>> was shown of the clip.
>> By the way, that senator was Al Gore!
>> Also:
>> Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in
>> Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and
>> imprisoned him. As part of the
>> Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in1993,
>> Israel had to agree to release
>> so-called 'political prisoners.'
>> However, the Israelis would not release
>> any with blood on their hands. The American
>> President at the time, Bill Clinton,
>> and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
>> 'insisted' that all prisoners be
>> released.
>> Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked
>> us by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center .
>> This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time
>> that the terrorists were first identified.
>> It was censored in the US from all later reports.
>> If you agree that the American public should be made
>> aware of this fact, pass this on.
>> Do Not Break - it is 8 years strong.
>> This has not been broken since 9/11/01,
>> please keep it going...
>> This has been kept alive and moving since 9/11. In memory of
>> all those who perished this morning; the
>> passengers and the pilots on the
>> United Air and AA flights, the workers in the World
>> Trade Center and the
>> Pentagon, and all the innocent bystanders..
>> Our prayers go out to the friends and
>> families of the deceased.
>> Send this to at least 10 people to show your support.
>> PLEASE DON'T BREAK IT!!!!!!
>> --

>

date:		Sat, Mar 5, 2016 at 2:16 PM
subject:		Fwd: "All Of A Sudden"

>>
>> In seven years the USA has been changed forever.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>         Will
>>> Americans grasp what is happening to the USA even after
>>> reading this list.   There is no denying it has and is
>>> happening.   And the GOP is acting like a group of
>>> school kids!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>       "All
>>>
>>>         Of A Sudden"
>>>
>>> Before Obama there was virtually no outlandish
>>>         presence of Islam in America.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden, Islam is taught
>>>         in schools. Christianity and the bible are banned in
>>> schools.
>>>
>>> •
>>>        All of a sudden we must allow prayer rugs everywhere
>>> and allow for
>>>         Islamic prayer in schools, airports and businesses.
>>>
>>>
>>> • All of a
>>>         sudden we must stop serving pork in prisons.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden
>>>         we are inundated with law suits by Muslims who are
>>> offended by American
>>>         culture.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden we must allow burkas to be worn
>>>         everywhere even though you have no idea who is
>>> covered up under them.
>>>
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden Muslims are suing employers and refusing
>>> to do
>>>         their jobs if they personally deem it conflicts with
>>> Sharia Law.
>>>
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden the Attorney General of the United
>>> States vows
>>>         to prosecute anyone who engages in “anti-Muslim
>>> speech”.
>>>
>>> • All
>>>         of a sudden, Jihadists who engage in terrorism and
>>> openly admit they
>>>         acted in the name of Islam and ISIS, are
>>> emphatically declared they are
>>>         NOT Islamic by our leaders and/or their actions are
>>> determined NOT to be
>>>         terrorism, but other nebulous terms like
>>> ‘workplace violence."
>>>
>>> •
>>>        All of a sudden, it becomes Policy that Secular
>>> Middle East dictators
>>>         that were benign or friendly to the West, must be
>>> replaced by Islamists
>>>         and the Muslim Brotherhood.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden our troops are
>>>         withdrawn from Iraq and the middle east, giving rise
>>> to ISIS.
>>>
>>> •
>>>        All of a sudden, America has reduced its nuclear
>>> stockpiles to 1950
>>>         levels, as Obama’s stated goal of a nuke-free
>>> America by the time he
>>>         leaves office continues uninterrupted.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden, a deal
>>>         with Iran must be made at any cost, with a pathway
>>> to nuclear weapons
>>>         and HUNDREDS of BILLIONS of dollars handed over to
>>> fund their programs.
>>>
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden America APOLOGIZES to Muslim states and
>>>         sponsors of terror worldwide for acts of aggression,
>>> war and sabotage
>>>         THEY perpetrate against our soldiers.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden, the
>>>         American Navy is diminished to 1917 Pre-World War I
>>> levels of only 300
>>>         ships. The Army is at pre-1940 levels. The Air Force
>>> scraps 500 planes
>>>         and planned to retire the use of the A-10
>>> Thunderbolt close air support
>>>         fighter.  A further draw down of another 40,000
>>> military personnel
>>>         is in progress.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden half of our aircraft carriers
>>>         are recalled for maintenance by Obama rendering the
>>> Atlantic unguarded,
>>>         NONE are in the Middle East.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden Obama has to
>>>         empty Guantanamo Bay of captured Jihadists and let
>>> them loose in
>>>         Jihad-friendly Islamic states.  He demands to
>>> close the facility.
>>>
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden America will negotiate with terrorists
>>> and
>>>         trade FIVE Taliban commanders for a deserter and
>>> Jihad sympathizer.
>>>
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden there is no money for American poor,
>>> disabled
>>>         veterans, jobless Americans, hungry Americans, or
>>> displaced Americans
>>>         but there is endless money for Obama’s “Syrian
>>> refugee” resettlement
>>>         programs.
>>>
>>> • All of sudden there is an ammunition shortage in the
>>>         USA.
>>>
>>> • All of a sudden, the most important thing for Obama to
>>> do
>>>         after a mass shooting by two Jihadists, is disarm
>>> American Citizens.
>>>
>>>
>>> By his fruits you will know him.
>>>
>>> All of a sudden, I am
>>>         sick to my
>>> stomach.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>

date:		Tue, Mar 8, 2016 at 12:14 AM
subject:		FW: Scale Model of the US Government in action

Subject: Scale Model of the US Government in action

Working Scale model of the US Government!

It's very complex, makes a lot of noise, dangerous, needs lots of
maintenance but does NOTHING useful.

> https://www.youtube.com/v/XTAULdznHug%26autoplay=1%26autohide=1%26showinf

date:		Thu, Jan 28, 2016 at 1:40 PM
subject:		HILLARY'S FIRST DAY IN OFFICE

date:		Mon, Feb 29, 2016 at 6:30 PM
subject:		FW: What is happening in our schools?

date:		25 February 2016 at 18:22
subject:		Fw: Make your day.

Subject: Make your day.

Remember....this is a joke for those of you that take all this shit seriously.   It's a joke...so Chuckle at least.

 

This is a good one.

 

Read to the end for a chuckle.

THE DONALD’S FIRST DAY IN OFFICE



1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco
Rubio are sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress
convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the
illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare
farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of
Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces
that an independent group of healthcare management
professionals is hired to handle healthcare services
for poor and low income people. They are also
assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and
Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public
healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare
insurance premiums for working Americans are
reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of
taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in
the U.S improves 100%.

3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland
Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate
deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border
to control illegal immigration and the immediate
deportation of illegal's with criminal records or
links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social
Security IDs are required by every American citizen.
Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries
that represent a threat to the safety of American
citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves
American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several
prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and
Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates
more than half of the Government agencies
operating under the Obama administration
saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise
100%.

5. Newly appointed Director of Government
Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of
the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal
Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The
instructions consist of two pages. The Federal
Reserve is audited. The move saves American
Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax
revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs.
Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and
Al Sharpton who are serving time for "Hate
Crimes". She bitches at them constantly from
behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel
and unusual punishment.

7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he
belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy
Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews
and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at
10 AM and discuss the success and benefits
of Communism and Socialism throughout the world.
They also wonder when the "Mothership" is going
to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans,
doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on
the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear
physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7
except it is easier to use.

9. Barack Obama flees the United States under
cover of darkness and returns to his homeland
of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He
deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported
that he was last seen wandering through the jungle
singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.


10. A committee is not established to determine
what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer
dollars are saved.

11. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in
Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the
State of Illinois on election days.