Fwd: Fw: 2020 Democratic National Convention Schedule

2020 Democratic National Convention schedule has been released      
Monday July 20, 2020 
1:30 PM 
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. 
Food Stamp enrollment forms available. 

2:00 PM 
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants and the deceased.

3:30 PM 
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony,
Sponsored by CNN’s – Don Lemon 

4:00 PM 
Address on "Being the Real You", by
Rachel Dolezal, former head of the Seattle NAACP, and Caitlyn Jenner 

4:30 PM 
"How to make $200M as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke", by
Hillary Clinton 

5:00 PM 
“How to have a successful career without a job, and avoid taxation”,
Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson 

5:30 PM 
Medal of Freedom presentation to Bo Berghdal 

6:00 PM 
Autograph Session for Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren in Native American costume 
6:30 PM  
Tribute to All 57 States, by
Barack Obama

7:00 PM 
General vote to praise Baltimore rioters, and substitute "Alternative Shopping" in place of "looting"

7:30 PM 
White House Semantics Committee Meeting to vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Countering Islamophobia"

8:00 PM 
“Liberal Bias in Media – How to make it work for you” 
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, and the New York Times.

8:30 PM 
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO,
by Michael Moore & Congresswoman Ilhan Omar  

9:00 PM 
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs",
Hosted by Barack Obama and Congresswoman Alejandra Ocasio-Cortez

9:30 PM 
Official Condemnation of American Gun Owners with Bibles
by Governors Phil Murphy (NJ) and Ralph Northham (VA)
11:00 PM 
The nomination of Michelle Obama, by
Jim Acosta and Chris Matthews


charlie said...

2020 Republican National Convention Schedule has been released

Monday, August 24, 2020

1:30 PM

An announcement is made that the convention is being canceled, as all of the delegates died the previous April from the "hoax" COVID-19.

The. End.

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