Allah and 72 Virgins

Sent: Mon, Sep 22, 2014 11:08 AM EDT
Subject: Allah and 72 Virgins

A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold.

When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready
to claim his virgins, as promised.

Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are
here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could
experience the pleasure of sex.

So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite
sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And
I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"

The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it
be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"

And Allah replied,  "Who said they were women?"


ferschitz said...

Ah, a two-fer: anti-Muslim + homophobic.

Does this fable mean that conservatives believe in Allah, that Allah exists?

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