FW: Snowman

Curator Note update from this one apparently we are no longer worried about Muslim terrorists and are now worried about people's gender: https://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2018/02/i-built-snowman.html

Happy New Year in the USSA 

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man, woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The Muslim across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By Noon it had all melted.
No moral; it is exactly what this country has become.


Alienist said...

This is the stupidest story I have ever read. A more truthful one would have our protagonist walking down the street criticizing everyone else's snow people for being homosexual, transgender, feminist, Godless, perverted, politically correct, racist, etc. He would still be called racist, homophobic, and intolerant, but it would be because of his actions toward others, not his own personal preferences.

charlie said...

No moral; it is exactly what this country has become.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

A whole slew of straw men successfully slain.

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