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Curator Note update from this one apparently we are no longer worried about Muslim terrorists and are now worried about people's gender: https://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2018/02/i-built-snowman.html

Happy New Year in the USSA 

 

It snowed last night...

 

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man, woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By Noon it had all melted.

 

Moral:

No moral; it is exactly what this country has become.

 

 Very likely a true story!!!!!

 

Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist.  He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Chinese deceit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

 

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could.  He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station,  started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

 

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.  She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

 

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.

  

Brad is a registered California Democrat.