WINNING JOKE IN BRITAIN
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can
cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he
is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we
took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no testicles and made him
President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"(This joke actually won an award for the best joke in the world
competition held in Britain!)
FW: WINNING JOKE IN BRITAIN
3/31/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, BRITISH | 13 Comments
Fwd: President Obama doesn't understand economic realities
date: | Wed, Mar 4, 2015 at 3:53 PM | ||
subject: | Fwd: President Obama doesn't understand economic realities |
President doesn't understand economic realities
The Philadelphia Inquirer – published Tuesday, March 3, 2015
3/30/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, CHINA, Economy | 6 Comments
FWD: Religion or morality: Which comes first?
date: | Mon, Mar 2, 2015 at 3:47 PM | ||
subject: | Religion or morality: Which comes first? |
Religion or morality: Which comes first?
3/27/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: ALABAMA, CNN, CONSTITUTION, GOD | 7 Comments
Fwd: FW: We kind and generous Minnesotans
date: | Mon, Mar 2, 2015 at 10:24 AM | ||
subject: | Fwd: FW: We kind and generous Minnesotans |
Feds’ relocation of Somali refugees stresses Minn. welfare, raises terror fears
<http://www.washingtontimes.
Women in traditional Muslim dress take part in prayers outside the federal courthouse before a jury found 35-year-old Amina Farah Ali and 64-year-old Hawo Mohamed Hassan guilty on all counts Thursday, Oct. 20, 2011, in Minneapolis of conspiring to funnel ... more > <http://www.washingtontimes.
By Kelly Riddell <http://www.washingtontimes.
The State Department <http://www.washingtontimes.
But the effort is having the unintended consequence of creating an enclave of immigrants with high unemployment that is both stressing the state’s safety net and creating a rich pool of potential recruiting targets for Islamist <http://www.washingtontimes.
In the fiscal year that ended in September, Minnesota welcomed 1,118 Somali refugees arriving directly from Africa, most of them without family ties to the state, according to State Department <http://www.washingtontimes.
Many of the refugees settle near the Twin Cities, with Minneapolis <http://www.washingtontimes.
This population is also being targeted by Islamist <http://www.washingtontimes.
Among Minnesota-based Somali-Americans, American converts to Islam or Somali refugees, there have been numerous convictions for various levels of collaboration with Islamist <http://www.washingtontimes.
On Sunday, al-Shabab made a propaganda video warning of an attack on shopping malls around the world, including the Mall of America in Minnesota. Al <http://www.washingtontimes.
“We have definitely seen targeted terror recruitment videos, videos aimed and targeted directly at the youth here in Minnesota primarily within the Somali community,” said Kyle Loven, an FBI spokesman in Minneapolis <http://www.washingtontimes.
Most of Minnesota’s Somali population started off as legal refugees through a program administered by the U.S. State Department <http://www.washingtontimes.
Minnesota was selected among the nation’s states for relocation primarily because of its robust entitlement offerings and the number of charitable organizations operating within the state with which the State Department <http://www.washingtontimes.
“Minnesota is exceptional in many ways but it’s the closest thing in the United States to a true social democratic state,” said Ahmed Samatar, a professor of international studies at Macalester College, in St. Paul.
“That translates into the way Somali refugees have been received here they’ve been given a secure environment, housing, education, health care, perhaps even some minimum income to sustain them until they can stand on their own feet. That’s all provided by Minnesota,” said Mr. Samatar, who has tracked the State Department <http://www.washingtontimes.
Outside Alaska, Minnesota spends more per low-income person on public welfare than any other state in the U.S., according to a report by the Center for the American Experiment, a think tank located in Minneapolis <http://www.washingtontimes.
In addition to its generous welfare subsidies, Minnesota also has a number of charitable organizations that contract with the State Department <http://www.washingtontimes.
The State Department <http://www.washingtontimes.
Story Continues → <http://www.washingtontimes.
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3/26/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: Minnesota, MUSLIM, MUSLIMS ARE SCARY, SOMALIA | 4 Comments
Fwd: FW: New Threat in Southern California!.
date: | Mon, Mar 2, 2015 at 10:23 AM | ||
subject: | Fwd: FW: New Threat in Southern California!. |
New Threat in Southern California
Investigative sources in California say that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in the city of Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a U.S. citizen. Police officials fear the death toll could be as high as 9.
3/25/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: CALIFORNIA, IMMIGRANT, MUSLIMS ARE SCARY, TERRORISM | 17 Comments
Fwd: FW: What our president lacks
date: | Wed, Feb 25, 2015 at 10:23 AM | ||
subject: | Fwd: FW: What our president lacks |
What our president lacks
3/24/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA | 10 Comments
Fw: Here's how much it takes to join your state's 1%
date: | Thu, Jan 29, 2015 at 3:45 PM | ||
subject: | Fw: Here's how much it takes to join your state's 1% |
3/23/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: Occupy | 13 Comments
Fw: How to tell when a President loves his country
date: | 12 March 2015 at 19:42 | ||
subject: | Fw: How to tell when a President loves his country |
You do not have to be a veteran to have goose bumps run down your body. Just watch this short video and think. The narrator would roll over in his grave if he knew what our present administration looks like. This is an incredibly great video. Stirs you right down to your toes. I will pass this to all I can as it is one of the best " America Tributes"!! It's from a time when the United States had a President who truly loved his country.
3/20/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: AMERICAN SOLDIER, BARACK OBAMA, REAGAN | 19 Comments
Re: drones
Subject: Re: drones
Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE
Wonder what all the hoopla is over "Drones" in the USA? Take a look at the video link below and watch it in full-screen. Russian dude has created a remotely controlled quadroto-copter fitted out with a 100 round machine gun.
Watch him as he has fun blowing up mannequins and cars. It's all done with a touch of humor, but the reality is that this fellow has created a very lethal killing machine that could be remotely controlled and come into your yard, or house and kill everyone there.
Then it can fly away or be self-destructed.
These types of robots have so much 'stealth' killing power, populations of the near future have a reason to be worried about what can happen to them over a Sunday Bar-B-Q.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=SNPJMk2fgJU
3/19/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: Drones, russia | 11 Comments
Fwd: Update on email I sent before.
Got this from Google. Pat
Make Sure You See The Last Photo
News for ALLAH IS THE ONLY GOD SIGN
Clash Daily
- 22 hours ago
This is an album of pictures of a Muslim hand sign. It is the Muslim way of silently saying the 'shadaha', “the only god is allah and mohammed
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3/18/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, MUSLIM, MUSLIMS ARE SCARY | 7 Comments
Fw: A POEM WE CAN RELATE TO!..... well most of it!!
date: | 14 March 2015 at 10:24 | ||
subject: | Fw: A POEM WE CAN RELATE TO!..... well most of it!! |
I remember the bologna of my childhood,
And the bread that we cut with a knife,
When the children helped with the housework,
And the men went to work not the wife.The cheese never needed a fridge,
And the bread was so crusty and hot,
The children were seldom unhappy
And the wife was content with her lot.I remember the milk from the bottle,
With the yummy cream on the top,
Our dinner came hot from the oven,
And not from a freezer; or the shop.The kids were a lot more contented,
They didn't need money for kicks,
Just a game with their friends in the road,
And sometimes the Saturday flicks.I remember the shop on the corner,
Where cookies for pennies were sold
Do you think I'm a bit too nostalgic?
Or is it....I'm just getting old?
The baths were taken in a #3 wash tub,
With plenty of rich foamy suds
But the ironing seemed never ending
As Mama pressed everyone's 'duds'.I remember the slap on my backside,
And the taste of soap if I swore
Anorexia and diets weren't heard of
And we hadn't much choice what we wore.Do you think that bruised our ego?
Or our initiative was destroyed?
We ate what was put on the table
And I think life was better enjoyed.Author, Unknown
3/17/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: Senior citizens | 10 Comments
Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: What if ..... ?
3/16/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, HAWAII, JAPAN, WORLD WAR II | 10 Comments
Fw: Fwd: Fw: Elderly Prayer
date: | 19 February 2015 at 08:38 | ||
subject: | Fw: Fwd: Fw: Elderly Prayer |
3/13/2015 01:23:00 PM | Key Words: AL SHARPTON, BARACK OBAMA, HARRY REID, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, JESSE JACKSON, JOE BIDEN, NANCY PELOSI, Senior citizens | 10 Comments
Fw: Dutch Orchestra Walks Out
date: | 26 February 2015 at 10:03 | ||
subject: | Fw: Dutch Orchestra Walks Out |
3/10/2015 08:26:00 AM | Key Words: EUROPE, MUSLIM, MUSLIMS ARE SCARY | 7 Comments
Fw: Breaking News - Bruce Jenner Transition Fires New Speculation
date: | 4 March 2015 at 09:08 | ||
subject: | Fw: Breaking News - Bruce Jenner Transition Fires New Speculation |
3/09/2015 10:05:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, IRAN, ISRAEL, russia, Vladimir Putin | 16 Comments
Fw: So true....
date: | 27 February 2015 at 16:54 | ||
subject: | Fw: So true.... |
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3/04/2015 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: OBAMACARE | 33 Comments