Fw: The Sneeze

date: Fri, Oct 10, 2014 at 5:07 PM
subject: Fw: The Sneeze

They walked in tandem,  each of the 92 students filing into the  already crowded auditorium. With their rich  maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps,  they looked almost as grown up as they felt.

Dads swallowed hard  behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed  away tears.
This class would NOT pray during the commencements, not by choice,  but because of a recent court ruling prohibiting  it..

The principal and several students were careful to stay within the  guidelines allowed by the ruling. They gave  inspirational and challenging speeches, but no  one mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for blessings on the graduates or their families.

The speeches were nice, but they were routine until the final speech  received a standing  ovation.

A solitary student  walked proudly to the microphone. He stood still and silent for just a moment,
and then,
it happened!

All 92 students, every single one of them, suddenly SNEEZED!!!!

The student on stage simply looked at the audience and  said,
And he walked off the  stage...
  The audience exploded into applause. This graduating class had found a  unique way to invoke God's blessing on their  future with or without the court's approval.

Isn't this a wonderful story?

Pass it on to all your  friends 
This is a true story; it  happened at Eastern Shore District High School in Musquodoboit Harbour, Nova  Scotia.
I  hope this goes around Canada and the USA.... and the rest of the world!!!  AMEN.......


CharlieE said...

Yep, all true, except for most of it.


ferschitz said...

Is one of the requirements of becoming a "good Christian" to be willing to Lie almost constantly?

Sure seems like it.

Mr_Creosote said...

I think I just threw up inside my mouth......

That little ditty makes even 'The Reader's Digest' look racy.

Do these people believe the US just had a surge in population of conservative religious grandmothers?

gruaud said...

Luke 18:11.

Hooray4US said...

Matthew 6:5

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