Fwd: TPA Airlines ...


From: sgalan
Sent: 8/29/2012 8:26:04 A.M. Mountain Daylight Time
Subj: Fwd: TPA Airlines ...

  TPA Airlines ..

(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
 TPA (Terrorist-Proof Airlines) is in the safe-flying business!

We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS, PADDED UNDERWEAR, or other weapons will EVER be carried onto our flights!

Book your next flight with TPA, the SAFEST airline in the flying industry...

And, if a Muslim sees a naked woman
he is obliged to commit suicide...
So you're perfectly safe with us!
Please forward to your friends!

We need passengers!


ferschitz said...

Mildly amusing photo, but just have to comment.

1. No Muslim men don't commit suicide if they see a naked woman. Duh.

2. Really, how many alleged terrorist attacks have there been that utilized shoes or undies? Uh, I think exactly 2. IMO, the TSA is just a boondoggle for the 1% to make money, but that's just me.

3. Why are all the passengers on this plane males?

Would have been more amusing if they'd left off the stupidity about Muslims and suicide. Bogus lies ruin the weak joke. Can't stop their bigotry; endless; boring.

Anonymous said...

Even if a muslim man had to commit suicide if they saw a naked women (which is one of the dumbest things I've heard from wingnuts, and that's saying a lot), how does that make the flight safer?

HELLO! The 9/11 hijackers were already on a suicide mission! They willingly killed themselves in order to commit terrorism!

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