Curator's note: This is a variation of this RW FWD: already in the archive.
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Not sure if the attributions are accurate... but they are funny yet very sad...
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman
Fwd: Funny Jokes
4/06/2010 09:41:00 PM
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11 comments:
Wokka Wokka!
Conservatives are out of touch and not funny, you say? WELL CHECK THIS OUT!~*millions of flag waving gifs*
The one about fundraising with felons is particularly wry given the RNC's current PR mess hiring a guy who was actually fined for improperly managing the money he raised.
These are stupid and boring! Repeat, repeat, repeat!
"Not sure if the attributions are accurate..."
Of course you're sure they're not accurate.
This is a RWF, silly.
I googled a few of these just ferschitz, and golly gee whiz, guess what??? The ones of googled were all attributed to a range of rightwing websites, and the entertainers associated with the "joke" did not tell them.
Why, what a surprise!! Guess the attributes are a LIE. And yes, Virginia Teabagger, it is "sad" that you are all such sore LOSERS!! and bad at humor, to boot.
ferschitz is exactly right. These jokes have actually been passed around in forwards before, but they are incorrectly attributed to comics who never made them. (Leno, O'Brien, Fallon, and Letterman are actually funny.)
Didn't know all those crazy, pot-smoking, fag loving HIPPIES on the coasts were so down on raggin' on the O-man.
Snap!!!
ferschitz:
I...I only just figured out your handle.
Go Katz! Better late than never! LOL
The only one I'm inclined to believe is real is Fallon's quote, because it's just as unfunny as he is.
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