The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin African.
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On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink, who would be saved? ..... America !
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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*yawn*
Needs more funny. They built up my hopes for a laugh and then they tore me down.
I think I'll go back to looking at the guy with his hand on the girl's boob. That one was actually funny.
I have to agree with almoderate that the boobie picture was funnier, although I found that a yawn as well. Just one to highlight though:
Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
I thought all these southern racists were incendiary with rage bc an AA was in the "black" house now... otherwise, why do we see all this racist junk, like watermelons on the whitehouse lawn, that racist photo of all the presidents (w/BHO just being a pair of eyes in an otherwise black space) & so on.
So which IS it, contards? Is he a booga booga scary black guy, or is he half white?? I can't figure it out by reading your dimwitted "jokes."
I am pretty sure this:
"Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser."
is supposed to be a Clinton joke. I swear I've heard it that way over and over and over and over again over the years. Maybe all of these will show up again with the next Democrat elected president (statistically going to be a white guy) and then they will make even less sense.
Probably be more funny though.
ferschitz: Now that Obama's elected, all racism against blacks has vanished, past, present, and future. Therefore, he must be Middle Eastern/Muslim/Arab because those are the guys we hate now.
Ah, racism. I like how they snuck some Pelosi jokes in here too, because nothing goes with racism like sexism.
Fun times! Racism, sexism, hating on the dreaded Nancy Pelosi, as well as invidious Barackstar.
If only these jokes were funny.
I agree w/one Anon post, above, about the convict fund raiser thing. I don't "get" it in terms of Obama, but I could swear that I've heard it before as well. Most of these "jokes" don't make a lot of sense to me, but since they're mostly all at a 3rd grade humor level, they probably have most contards rolling on the floor with laughter.
superb joke
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