Fw: Kentucky man found dead

The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.


Anonymous said...

Ok, there is some despicable shit posted here, but this is beyond the pale... not to mention, very impossible to find even remotely funny even from a dirtbag redneck perspective.

Anonymous said...

Sounds about right for Kentucky.

ferschitz said...

Brought to you by Republicans like those who voted for Virginia Foxx in South Carolina. Foxx voted against the Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Bill recently. Matthew Shepard's mother was testifying in favor of the law in Congress, and shithead Foxx got up on her hind legs and brayed that Shepard was not a victim of hate crime, and that his murderers were just playing a hoax.

This is disgusting on so many levels that I don't know where to begin. Hateful, obscene and revoltingly disgusting. That anyone could find this remotely amusing indicates how low the teabaggers and rednecks have sunk.

And then these bullies (as bullies always do) victimize themselves and whine about badly they're being treated. ugh

Tootseye said...

This is thinly veiled criticism of Bill Sparkman, the census worker recently found murdered in the Daniel Boone Forest in KY with an F carved on his chest.

Some rightwing "pundits" have been writing scurilous stories purporting that Sparkman was gay and/or a pederast based on absolutely NO facts whatsover.

BC Sparkman was a Democrat, these jerkwads feel enabled and empowered to desecrate his memory in whatever lowly despicable means available. Nothing is too low for scum like this.

Funny that the prior idiotic RWF is written by an outfit allegedly incensed about the liberal lying media, but it's wingnuts that feel ok about speaking ill of the dead when they don't even know anything about Sparkman, his personal life, etc. Just bc he's a progressive and a census taker (fer gawd's sake!), it's just fine and jim-dandy to make up sick disgusting junk like this to toss the red meat out to the slavish, salivating pavlov dogs of the wingnutisphere.

Reprehensible. And remember: brought to you by members of the Family Values party.

Anonymous said...

David Vitter, bitchez,

Anonymous said...

Let us not forget the esteemed "Reverend" Ted Haggard caught soliciting gay sex and drugs from a male escourt. Actually caught: as in, factually accurate.

Oh: don't remember that? IOKIYAR!!

Celia said...

Well, this imaginary man clearly didn't know how to colour co-ordinate. What colour was the dildo, I wonder?

No, I have nothing clever to say.

Anonymous said...

Wonder T-shirts Larry Craig and Mark Foley and Jeff Gannon used to wear?

These people certainly have fevered imaginations, but the reference to KY is disturbing given the Bill Sparkman situation. I also read disgusting articles from the right engaging in weird speculation about Sparkman's sexuality... as IF that someone made his murder "ok." Ugh.

katz said...

What now, beeeeyyyyatches?

(Also, holy crap, why are so many of the Google results for "hate crimes bill" against it?)

Anonymous said...

Conservative humor is as funny as it is original.

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