Makes you pause and consider...........
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.
If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
If a black man or Hispanic is liberal , they see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a liberal doesn’t like a talk show host, he demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
If a liberal is a non-believer, he wants all churches to be silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that his neighbors pay for his. 
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And that's our report from Bizarro America. Next up, the news for anteaters....
I would LOVE for a conservative to actually say that shit to my face.
It is so easy to verbally humiliate any conservative who is stupid enough to believe this, since it is 100% bullshit.
This post displays the intellectual maturity of a ten
year old.
Nice to see the improvement.
If a conservative needs an answer to a problem they pick the simplest one that matches their ideaology and keep it forever.
If a liberal needs an answer to a problem they demand answers to questions and formulate their response based on facts received.
Holy shit, my father JUST sent me this email, and it's totally enraged me.
Glad to see it's made it on here.
Yikes.
If a liberal doesn't like abortion, she doesn't have one.
If a conservative doesn't like abortion, he murders the doctor.
If a liberal doesn't like the president, they criticize his actions, occasionally make fun of him, and try to figure out how to elect someone else next time.
If a conservative doesn't like a president, they make stuff up about him and his wife, make fun of his whole race, and threaten to kill him.
If a liberal disagrees with you, they offer you facts.
If a conservative disagrees with you, they call you names.
When a liberal enjoys public amenities like paved roads, clean water, law enforcement, parks, etc., they see their taxes in action.
When a conservative enjoys public amenities like paved roads, clean water, law enforcement, parks, etc., they wonder why THEY should have to pay for them with THEIR tax money.
When a liberal reads the Bible, they see an awful lot of stuff about compassion and taking care of the least among you.
When a conservative reads the Bible, they just know that Jesus really does hate fags.
When a liberal sees someone unemployed, they blame the company that shipped the job overseas.
When a conservative sees someone unemplyed, they blame the liberals.
When liberals are gay, they're just gay.
When a conservative is gay, they swear they're not, marry a member of the opposite sex, and step up the fag-bashing, while engaging in secret homosexual trysts. Much healthier that way.
When a consrvative gets a right-wig forward, they bask in the reflection of their own ignorance.
When a liberal gets a right wing forward, they think about trying to correct the ignorance, but usually realize that some things just can't be fixed.
You know, you righties had TWO WHOLE PRESIDENTS in the last 21 years since Ronnie, not to mention lots of senators and congresspeople. Both of those presidents are even still alive!
Any particular reason you had to reach all the way back to 1988 and dig up a dead guy for your conservative pic?
A little late today, and I saw this and immediately of my own, but saw that anonymous above beat me to most of them.
When a liberal wants to celerbrate Christmas, they put up lights at their house. When a conservative wants to celebrate it, they demand that the public fund religious displays in parks and claim anyone who says "Happy Holidays" is a Jesus-hater or a Jew, or both.
When a liberal sees taxes going for things they don't like (like a war), they vow to change the political process. When a conservative sees taxes going to something they don't like (schools, abortion, roads), they demand to be exempted from the taxation.
"If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life."
Lolwhut?
I want to know where I can join the campaigns to ban meat and church!
Maybe there is an organization I can volunteer with that strikes down the dual scourges of meat and church simultaneously!
If a liberal sees a homeless person, they wonder if they're a veteran suffering PTSD or someone with mental illness and try to figure out how to help them or at least donate to the local food kitchen.
If a conservative sees a homeless person, they either beat the crap out of them (not kidding) or screech "get a job you lazy loser" at them.
If a conservative is a non-believer, they have to STFU or they'll be labeled a liberal or worse by their fundie pals.
If a liberal is a non-believer, they take a hike on Sunday morning and donate clothing to the local Unitarian Church clothing drive.
If an AA or Hispanic is a conservative these days, they are registering either independent or democrat bc they aren't that stupid.
If an AA or a Hispanic is a liberal, they look with pride at all they have accomplished and work harder to make things better for their kids.
If a liberal sees someone from the military in a public place - and it seems appropriate - they go up to the person and simply say: thanks for your service to our country and shake their hand.
If a conservative sees someone from the military, no matter what the circumstances, they make up some wierd "hand signal" to show to them, no doubt causing said military person to think that their either a fool or worse. But why thank a soldier publically? Ewwwww.
To Anon who asked why these people showed a picture of Sainted Raygun as an example of a conservatard: either you're kidding (and yeah, I can get the snark) - OR - you haven't been paying attention! Sainted Ronnie is the contarded master to whom we must all bow in awe.
It does beg the question as to why they show Harry Reid as the example of the liberal!! In my book: not so much.
But then again: logic! Does not apply here.
If a conservative is worried about the environmental impact of plastic grocery bags, he/she either recycles them or uses reusable, bacteria laden, cloth bags. If a liberal is worried about the environmental impact of plastic grocery bags, he/she launches a campaign to ban their usage for all.
If a conservative is worried about the health effects of sugary soft drinks, he/she doesn't drink them. If a liberal is worried about the health effects of sugary soft drinks, he/she launches a campaign to disallow them from being sold.
If a conservative is worried about the environmental impact of plastic grocery bags, he/she either recycles them or uses reusable, bacteria laden, cloth bags. If a liberal is worried about the environmental impact of plastic grocery bags, he/she launches a campaign to ban their usage for all.
Yes, because voluntary action worked so well for getting rid of leaded gasoline, CFCs and acid rain. The government had nothing to do with that.
If a liberal is worried about the health effects of sugary soft drinks, he/she launches a campaign to disallow them from being sold.
Interesting that the most recent attempt at a "ban" was 1) not a ban on sugary drinks, but merely on the size of their containers 2) put forward by a Republican 3) pretty much universally mocked, including by liberals.
But lets see if this applies anywhere else:
If a liberal doesn't care for gay marriage, he doesn't have one. If a conservative doesn't care for gay marriage, he invests hundreds of millions of dollars to try and force the government to ban it and codify discrimination.
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