this is just terrible, so politically incorrect.
John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.
John's favourite rooster, Hussein, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
coming, could run for
cover.
To John's amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Hussein the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Hussein was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the
most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't
paying attention.
Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.
Fw: FW: fertilized egg business
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Good God, they're terrible at repurposing old jokes. But at least they chose one this time that was never funny in the first place.
Well at least they are honest about this being a terrible joke.
I don't think Obama should have won the NPP
(I'm sure there are many others who were more
deserving) but I also see this as a gigantic
repudiation of the Bush Doctrine...and that is
fantastic.
And the RW's hissy-fit over it all was as hilarious
as it was predictable.
I think we could discuss the NPP endlessly. My "take" on it (strictly my own opinion) is that the Europeans who decided on it were sending a clear message to US citizens that THIS is the TYPE of POTUS we should continue to elect.
In other words, whilst BHO is getting the NPP, I think the Norwegians are saying: please keep electing someone LIKE this, and please avoid electing someone LIKE W. It's more a signal about the TYPE of POTUS that Europeans would like to see in office.
And hey: they SHOULD have a say, since our country holds so much sway over the world. And finally, they're right. The NPP isn't so much about BHO personally, as it is about the type of politics that he practices.
My opinion and $4.50 will get ya a cuppa coffee at your local coffee shop. The end.
Neocons throwing hissy fits about something that no one in the USA has any say about or control over: typical. They think that they should have the "final say" about everything in everyone's life, despite their b.s. about the dimocratic "nanny state" and how much neocons don't want gubmint in their lives.
This joke also implies (and neocons are dimwitted enough to "believe" it) that someone Hussein "snuck up" and "figured out" how to win the NPP. Dumb, much? But typical of whining toddler temper tantrum wingtards these days.
I think the Nobel people were deliberately attempting to get the best rise ever out of people. And it worked! More IRL trolling please!
In the meantime, this is an extremely awkward and unfunny joke.
Watching conservatives get their knickers in a knot over the NPP is pretty amusing, other than the nasty, but obligatory, bigotry & racism. Esp funny because it really spoiled their hard-ons over the fact the BHO "lost" the IOC bid. I think that's what infuriated neocons the most: that they only had less than week to spout off about how Europe hated BHO, and then zomg: BHO got the NPP.
LOL!! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Good god all the right wing has to go on is hate, ignorance and an intense narcisism.
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