Fw: Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base

Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base

Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base

U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

"Water-boarding is out,
so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"

U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't testify."

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of
America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

" Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"

"Do Draft Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in
Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan


Anonymous said...

What war ended Communism?

Anonymous said...

I thought wingerz haz a sadz bc slavery had been ended.

Anonymous said...

Well according to contards everywhere NoBambi ist der Fuhrer head Gestopo SS NAZI incarnated, so apparently the US Marines FAILED in that effort as well.

Contards: constantly creating cognitive dissonance wherever they may roam.

Anonymous said...

Hey: I thought it was Sainted Ronnie of the Ray-gun who ended commie-nism all by his lil selfdom.

Them Marines had better watch out or they'll have a winger witch hunt commin' to git 'em for dissing "our" St. Reagan.

Anonymous said...

I hope these "bumper stickers" aren't indicative of the feelings of real marines. I realize when you are in a life and death occupation there is a tendency to get gritty and crude at times. It does help one cope. But those opinions should be kept among one's comrades, and not promoted to the general public by putting them on one's car. I hope this is just another RW fantasy.

Tootseye said...

I spend a lot of time in San Diego, where there is a big Marine base, and I've never seen any of these alleged bumper stickers on any cars. Not to say they don't exist, but I've never seen them.

It's quite possible that Marines say things like this - after all, their lives are in jeopardy(thanks to repukes), so good luck to 'em.

I think, though, that this counts as panty-waisted keyboarding winger fantasies on steriods. They're too chicken to do the real thing, aren't they?

Anonymous said...

Ditto Tootseye. The right wing stickers I see in San Diego are all abortion or NRA related (or anti-Obama).

Marines are tough people, now doubt, and they should be praised. But the views in many of the supposed stickers cross the line from "gritty" to homocidal or sociapathic.

gruaud said...

My favorite:

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

In addition to thumbing their noses at anyone who doesn't serve (which is elitism of another kind) the
stupidity is white-hot.

Newsflash #1: Iraq has nothing to do with kids
going to college. Don't be daft.

Newsflash #2: Your kids fought in Iraq so bad guys
like Dick Cheney could make billions of dollars.
Of course, the truth would break your hearts, so
you blame the people who opposed the war your
poor kids got PTSD, horribly maimed, or killed in.

I feel sorry for you, actually.

ferschitz said...

I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of the wingnuts sending around this RWF have NO kids in the military & probably never served, themselves. This strikes me more as one of those RWFs sent around by coddled rich folks, who live in fantasy-land, and like to shake their impotent fists, ala teabagger style, at us leftie libruls who are ruining "everything" for them - just to show who's "the boss."

Bunch of hooey if ya ask me. Not saying that actual military folks would never send this out, but my suspicion is that it's sent out by Cheney/Bush/Limbaugh types who never, ever served in the military and would be yellow little cowards if they did.

Anonymous said...

Semper Fidelis

Anonymous said...

@ anon

You realize these aren't real, right?

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