Fw: world's shortest books

The Worlds Shortest Books

NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.

Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &

HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:

ALL THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J.. Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE .....

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton with introduction

by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meh

gruaud said...

My Beautiful Mind -- Barbara Bush

The Need for Open Government -- Dick Cheney

On Bipartisanship -- Newt Gingrich

The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle

Compassionate Conservatism -- G.H.W. Bush ed.

Ethics in Politics -- Richard Nixon

Bob Dole: The Wild Years

Newspapers I have Read -- Sarah Palin

The Rush Limbaugh Book of Tact and Etiquette

Respecting Human Rights - Alberto Gonzalez

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy Volume 2 -- Donald Rumsfeld

ferschitz said...

How to Truly Conserve the Nation's National Parks and Other Wildlife Areas When You're Secretary of the Interior, by James G. Watt

Being a Good Christian Means Never Lying, by James M. Inhofe

How to Lead an Exemplary Christian Life and Never Cheat on Your Wife, co-authored by John Ensign & Mark Sanford

The Many Ways in Which I Believe My Husband and Love Him, co-authored by Jenny Sanford and Darlene Ensign

How to Avoid Having Sex with Lobbyists and Refuse to Take Bribes from Them, by Mike Duvall

Influential but Non-Bullying Political Persuasion, by Lee Atwater

My Life as an Honest and Unbiased Pundit, by Bill O'Reilly

I am Not a Crook, by Spiro T. Agnew

Southern Politics without Racism and Hoods, by Pat Buchanon

The Heterosexual Life for Me! by Reverend Ted Haggard

Never, Ever "Out" a CIA Agent, by Karl Rove

Unbaised Newscasting to Ensure Fairness and Balance, by Roger Ailes

Serving the World to Make It a Better Place, by Rupert Murdoch

Better Corporate Management by Treating Your Employees Fairly and Well, by Jack Welch

Torture is Against the Law, by Dickhead Cheney

Obnoxious Bratty Offspring of Politicians Should STFU, by Lynn Cheney

Anonymous said...

The Book of Morals, by Jim Bakker, Jerry Falwell and Henry J. Lyons

How to Handle a Natural Disaster, by Michael D. Brown

A Terrorist Alert Sysem: the Best Uses for True Protection Against Terrorists, by Tom Ridge

The Art of Choosing a Competant Vice President, by John McCain and Steve Schmidt

Cronyism: Avoid at All Costs, George W. Bush

Compassionate Conservatism Guides My Life and Choices, by George H. W. Bush

True Patriot, by Oliver North

Avoiding Idiocy and Utter Depravity, by Glenn Beck

All Women Should Enjoy the Same Opportunites that I Have, by Phyllis Schlafly

Compassionate Counselling from the Heart, by Dr. Laura Schlesinger

How Supply Side Economics Trickles Down to Enrich the Serfs, uh, Commoners, uh, Teh Poors, uh the Lessors, uh, the Middle Class, by Ronald Reagan (Ghostwritten by Lynn Vincent)

gruaud said...

What I've Learned While I Was President - George W. Bush

Anonymous said...

How to Lead an Honorable Life, by George W. Bush

An Ethical Presidency, by Ronald Reagan

An Ethical Life Steeped in Morality, by Dick Cheney

On Being a Supportive, Loving and Respectful Spouse, co-written by Newt Gingrich and John McCain

Doing What Jesus Would Do, By Zach Wamp

Double Standards Are Just Plain Wrong, by Sean Hannity

Never Tell a Lie, by Rush Limbaugh

Crazy Is Not My Middle Name, by Michelle Bachman

In the Spirit of Bipartianship, by John Boener and Chuck Grassly

Tootseye said...

I Only Traveled to Honduras to Support the Military Coup So That I Could Learn about the Culture, by Jim DeMint

How to Make Funny Jokes: Just Fooling Around in China Saying that the US Budget Figures Are Wrong, by Mark Kirk

Never Speak against the US Government when Visiting Foreign Countries, co-written by Eric Cantor and James Inhofe

Concerns about Global Warming, by George Will

Anonymous said...

Don't Quit Your Day Job! by Sarah Palin

How to Avoid Hypocrisy in 10 Easy Steps, by Addison Graves "Joe" Wilson

Double Standard No More, by Matt Drudge

Marc with a C said...

Plumbing 101...Joe the Plumber

Phone Sex Tips...Bill O'Reilly

Exploring your Feminine Side...Ann Coulter

gruaud said...

Ok, contards...now what have you learned after this
exercise?

That's right --- absolutely nothing, as always.

A broken clock is right more often than you idiots.

Anonymous said...

Think Before You Forward! A Handy Guide To Not Looking Like An Idiot in Cyberspace
by Your Conservative Friend

Compelling Arguents in Right-Wing Forwards
by Any Educated Person

Getting Your Priorities Straight: When Natural Disasters are More Pressing Than Shoe Shopping
by Condoleeza Rice

Anonymous said...

How to Use Spell Check, by Right Wing Forward Folk

Effective Communication Skills, by Right Wing Forwarders

Anonymous said...

Heh -->>

Displaying Cojones - Harry Reid

Intelligent Conversation - Bill Kristol

Honorable and Meaningful Commitment to the Teachings of Christ - Doug Coe

The Value of Integrity - cowritten by Juan Williams and Michael Steele

Anonymous said...

Voting is Our Citizens' Most Important Right and Responsibility... Meg Whitman

My Best Decision: Retiring Early from the US Supreme Court... Sandra Day O'Connor

Anonymous said...

Guidebook for Running a Great Campaign or Major Industry... Carly Fiorina

 
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