Fw: Welfare Momma

Date: Saturday, October 17, 2009, 11:26 PM

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?''

'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the girls are all named 'Leighroy'.'

In disbelief, the case worker asked, "Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?"

Their momma replied, "Well, yes -- it makes it easier. When it's time
to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' And when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a running'. And 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

"Then I call them by their last names.."


Anonymous said...

Fifteen kids, huh? Sounds like a real Quiverfull!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a redneck mother

gruaud said...

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service
on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He
proceeds to walk down into the water and
stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns
and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister,
are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks
back and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the
water and pulls him right back up. "Have you
found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "No, I didn't!"
said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him
under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and
says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I did not Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under
for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him
out of the water and says in a harsh tone,
"My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Anonymous said...

The highest rates of divorce and non-marital childbearing take place in the red states.

So who exactly are we making fun of here?

bendk said...

I ain't racist!!!!11 I make fun a everyone!!!

(everyone who happen to be brown)

ferschitz said...

Funny, but all those teevee shows about people have zillions of kids are white, including the super weird "Octomom" in SoCal.

So, uh: huh?

But of course, we all see the dog whistles here: it's teh black cadillac welfare mom who has 15 kids with 15 different dads, who's the "problem"... a "problem" contard racists (redundant), that is.

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