Oh, I love these. They need to be bumper stickers!
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.
Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!
- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
- No one wants to see GM's new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. 25 to life seems appropriate.
- Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.
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A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama."
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6 comments:
Lame. Hypocritical, racist, and ignorant to be sure. But most of all just lame.
The funniest part was "liberal congress".
These loons think everything is liberal if it's to
the left of Benito Mussolini.
Well, that went on and on.
These people have been trained like Pavlov's dogs to bitch and whine about everything having to do with the current Admin.
In their eyes and pea brains, "democracy" means that ONLY their side gets to win, gets to ram their viewpoints down everyone's throats, gets to have ONLY their way constantly, always and forever.
Maybe some day they'll figure out that a gov't like that is actually a facist dictatorship, which is what they PROJECT onto BHO. It's what they want THEIR side to do, so they *perceive* the Democratic party as acting/running the gov't the way they do.
Simple, really.
Buncha a whiney-cry-babies, though.
Typical boo-hoo from sore losers!
And yes, they are always racist (even though they cry foul when called on it).
Meh, all these jokes have been around for ages, recycled and retrofitted as needed. (I think coming up with new jokes is considered too "liberal" for them.)
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