MyRightWingDad.net: September 2013

Fwd: FW: A BLACK WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE ON GUN CONTROL.

SHE IS NOT FOR GUN CONTROL

This is worth watching...

The most succinct and telling argument I have seen. The slave reference is the epitome. Of course, any of us could become a minority.

An interesting perspective indeed, and very well articulated.

Wonderful to see a young lady, no doubt raised and trained (read ‘brainwashed’) from birth to be to be a liberal, who has applied her intellect and logic to an emotional subject, and come up with the obvious logical answer. Not easily done, and my hat’s off to her. This young lady hits the nail on the head, telling a side of the gun control issue that most have never thought about.

Take a couple minutes to listen to what a very bright young black woman has learned...

Forward on because everyone needs to hear this.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/vn7bkncf1_E

Fw: Obama has been rated 5th best president ever.

Obama has
been rated 5th best president ever.

Of the total of 43 US Presidents (yes, only 43 because Cleveland was elected for two nonconsecutive terms):
Obama has been rated 5th best president ever.

The White
House press release said,"...after a little more than 4 years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever."

They
aren't publicly releasing the survey, but it was
provided to us by a source who asked to remain anonymous. It
showed:

*
Lincoln, Washington,
Jefferson and
Reagan tied for
first,

* 16
presidents tied for second,

* 19
other presidents tied for third,

* FDR,
LBJ and Jimmy Carter tied
for fourth, and

*
Obama came in
fifth

FW: A bit of info we should all pay attention to

FYI - A bit of info we should all pay attention to. --

Subject: MARLIN FIREARMS CLOSING ITS DOORS-Important for all gun owners

Even if you do not own a gun you need to know this. I checked this
out on "Truth or Fiction" who verified it. I trust them more than
Snopes.

Marlin Firearms is already closing its doors! They are doing it to
us, America! This needs to be spread to all gun owners and
sportsmen/women. We cannot rely on the media to inform us of these
types of matters.

Something you may not know that Is happening ... Who
is buying the companies manufacturing guns??? For the last several
years a company called The Freedom Group has been buying up gun and
ammunition manufacturers. Some of the companies are Bushmaster,
Marlin, Remington, DPMS, Dakota Arms and H&R. Some people worry that
this Freedom Group is going to control most of the firearms companies
in the United States. If you control the manufacturers you can
decide to stop selling to civilians.

What a perfect way to control guns. Now if you do some
digging you will see that The Freedom Group is owned by a company
called Cerberus Capital Management. Guess who controls Cerberus???
GEORGE SOROS, Obama's chief financier!! He wants to restrict or ban
all civilian guns. Please pass this on to all your freedom loving
friends. This needs to come out. Why have we not heard about this in
the "mainstream" media? I would think this would be BIG news. (Soros
also owns Progressive Insurance). If you don't know who George
Soros is, you need to do some research. This One-World Government
atheist backed Obama with millions of dollars and Obama is a puppet on
a string controlled by Soros.

Send this to every gun owner you know!

FWD: Gun Control - Cake Story

Let's say I have this cake. It is a very nice cake, with "GUN RIGHTS" written across the top in lovely floral icing. I received it from the 2nd amendment and the Dick Act of 1902.

Along you come and say, "Give me that cake." I say, "No, it's my cake." You say, "Let's compromise. Give me half." I respond by asking what I get out of this compromise, and you reply that I get to keep half of my cake. Okay, we compromise. Let us call this compromise The National Firearms Act of 1934.

There I am with my half of the cake, and you walk back up and say, "Give me that cake." I say, "No, it's my cake." You say, "Let's compromise." What do I get out of this compromise? Why, I get to keep half of what's left of the cake I already own.

So, we have your compromise -- let us call this one the Gun Control Act of 1968 -- and I'm left holding what is now just a quarter of my cake. And I'm sitting in the corner with my quarter piece of cake, and here you come again. You want my cake. Again.

You say, "Let's compromise once more." What do I get out of this compromise? I get to keep one eighth of the cake I already own? So, we have your compromise -- let us call this one the Machine gun ban of 1986 -- and I'm left holding what is now just an eighth of my cake.

I sit back in the corner with just my eighth of cake that I once owned outright and completely, I glance up and here you come once more. You say nothing and just grab my cake; This time you take several bites -- we'll call this compromise the Clinton Executive Orders -- and I'm left with about a tenth of what has always been MY **** CAKE and you've got nine-tenths of it.

Then we compromised with the Lautenberg Act (nibble, nibble),

the HUD/Smith and Wesson agreement (nibble, nibble),

the Brady Law (NOM NOM NOM),

the School Safety and Law Enforcement Improvement Act (sweet tap-dancing Freyja, my finger!)

I'm left holding crumbs of what was once a large and satisfying cake, and you're standing there with most of MY CAKE, making anime eyes and whining about being "reasonable", and wondering "why we won't compromise".

I'm done with being reasonable, and I'm done with compromise. Nothing about gun control in this country has ever been "reasonable" nor a genuine "compromise".

Author unknown.

FW: Sandy Hook and the Secound Amendment

Sent: Wed, 19 Dec 2012 15:10:07 -0000 (UTC)
Subject: Fw: Sandy Hook and the Secound Amendment

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Subject: FW: Sandy Hook and the Secound Amendment

pSubject:
FW: Sandy Hook and the Secound Amendment

Brown:
Sandy Hook and the Second Amendment

By
Susan Stamper Brown
December 18, 2012 1:00 pm

With
emotions running high in response to the heart wrenching events that took place
at the Sandy Hook Elementary School December 14, many of my liberal friends and
family members believe now is the perfect time for gun control
legislation.

As
heartbreaking as it is that 20 children in Connecticut will not have the chance
to open Christmas presents, celebrate birthdays, go on a first date, drive a
car, graduate, get married, and have kids, there are millions of kids out there
who will. And they are the reason why the rest of us need to fight for the
freedoms guaranteed to us in the Constitution which Progressives are so
predictably willing to give away.

Before
Americans were able to corporately exhale upon hearing the news about the
Connecticut shooting, liberals hopped on the gun control bandwagon. One of
MSNBC's many loose cannons, Ed Schultz, went on a rant saying, "Hiding behind
the Second Amendment doesn't cut it anymore," and described our founders as
slave-owning bigots. It's real hard to wrap your hands around the hypocrisy of
those who cry giant crocodile tears over the loss of these 20 precious children
(and they should), but care little about millions of children who will never see
the light of day due to abortion.

And
here we go again; Progressives are manipulating the Sandy Hook massacre as a way
to strike down the Second Amendment. Truth is, gun control is like putting a
bandage on a gaping wound. Seems to me a better solution is to do something
about the culture of violence currently destroying our society from the inside
out -- and place armed guards in schools in the meantime. Chances are, had one
been at Sandy Hook, I wouldn't be writing about it today.

I
may date myself here, but when I was a kid, I didn't stay inside playing violent
computer games or watching violent movies; I played outside with real people who
picked flowers in the spring, climbed trees in the summer, jumped in leaf piles
in the fall, and ice skated on frozen ponds in the winter. And I grew up to be a
responsible citizen and gun owner.

As
I've written before, if you listen to liberals long enough it's not too long
before you find yourself in Bizarro World. And in the case of the Second
Amendment, Progressives like Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) pretzel it into
something it is not. On "Meet the Press" December 16, Feinstein inferred arming
school guards is a crummy idea because "the rights of the few" (i.e. the
millions who own guns) would, in her world, somehow "overcome the safety of the
majority." Say, what? Bizarro.

As
brokenhearted as we all are over what happened in Connecticut, gun control will
not stop those lacking certain emotional filters from doing bad things to
children — and others. Policies in China, for example, make it largely illegal
for private citizens to own and sell guns. Possession or sale of a gun can lead
to anywhere from a 3 year prison term to the death penalty. I digress to mention
that because the Chinese government has little regard for human life, gun laws
were devised to protect the tyrannical Chinese government from its citizens
rather than the other way around.

Nevertheless,
people find a way to do bad things, and in the case of the Chinese, crazy people
are still hurting children. Oddly, on the same day the Sandy Hook massacre took
place, a knife-wielding Chinese man stabbed almost two dozen children at an
elementary school in central China. And he found a way to do it although the
Chinese government recently enacted strict knife regulation measures after a
spate of deadly knife and cleaver attacks on school children in China in 2010,
killing 20 and wounding 50.

Before
long, the Chinese will be eating steak with teaspoons, and so will we -- if we
relinquish our Second Amendment rights to those who would rather steal the
rights of the masses than address our society's moral decline. With that in
mind, the best gift we can give our kids this Christmas is a future filled with
the promise of freedom.

Fwd: Fwd: Morals Quiz:

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Morals Quiz:

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford

- read carefully

A Morals Quiz

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.

By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida , Miami to be specific.

There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe

flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're

caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing

under the water.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a black man in the water.

He is fighting for his

life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You move closer.

Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's

Barrack Obama!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take

him under forever.

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

You can save the life of Barrack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,

documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful socialist Muslim men hell bent on the destruction of America .

THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer........

"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the

classic simplicity of black and white?"

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to

restrain the people; it is an instrument for the

people to restrain the government-lest it come to

dominate our lives and interests"

Patrick Henry

Fw: MGM'S NEW MOVIE . . .

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU ...

Fw: How a 14 year old girl from Concord, NH views the 2nd Amendment

Pass It On

Subject: Fw: How a 14 year old girl from Concord, NH views the 2nd Amendment

A 14 year old child has it straighter than the thousands of dummies in our government.......

God bless America

There is hope after all in our upcoming generations!!!!!!

This young lady should read her message to Congress - Here's the story...

My 14 year old daughter, Daphne, and I went to a gun rally at the NH Capitol in Concord on Saturday, Jan 19, 2013. I don't even own a gun, but I'm a strong believer in the Constitution and the wisdom of our Founders especially when it comes to government taking away our freedoms, and I don't like the direction Obama is taking the country on that issue. You know, America, land of the free, and all the core strengths that made America great.
I made up a bunch of signs and Daphne prepared a letter before the rally, thinking she might hand it out to anyone who was interested. While attending the rally, Daphne noticed that the speaker had stopped talking and that he was handing the bullhorn to anyone who wanted to speak. She pointed that out to me, and soon she went over to the Capitol steps, got in line, and waited for her turn. After fighting her way to the front of the line, she stood there, on the steps of the NH State Capitol, and read a shorter version of the letter below.

She brought the house down.

After the cheers had died down, dozens of people shook her hand and congratulated her. A couple of reporters interviewed her briefly and other photographers took her picture. Just before she left, a representative from the New Hampshire Assembly talked to her and asked if she could come and speak at a hearing on gun control on Tuesday, Jan 22, 2013. Daphne said, Sure.
On Tuesday, we picked her up from school at 12:00 noon and drove to Concord. We found our way to the Legislative Assembly Hall, Room 204. The room was packed and there was a line down the hall and around two corners. Soon, they moved the meeting to another room. The second room also proved too small. Finally, they sent us across the street, up to the large chamber in the Capitol Building.
The room was near capacity. About ninety-five percent of the people were pro 2nd Amendment rights. The Representatives and PACs got to speak first, then the common folk. Daphne was in the first 10 folks to speak who were not representing a group. She was poised, though a little nervous, and spoke clearly to the crowd. When she was done, she brought a copy of her speech to the front of the chamber where the representatives were sitting, and they fought over who would get to take it from her. The moderator had previously silenced the hall from cheering or clapping, but people told her they would have cheered if they could as they shook her hand on the way out. The whole proceeding took more than 3 hours.

TRANSCRIPT:

  Delivered to the New Hampshire Legislative Assembly
  January 22, 2013

Dear citizens of New Hampshire,

Four days ago, I was across the street for a gun rally on the steps of the Capitol. I had never been to a gun rally before. I expected it to be all about hunters and guns. I was surprised: People were not afraid of not being able to hunt. They were not afraid of criminals at all. Do you know who they were afraid of? The Federal Government. I was shocked. They were afraid of the government taking away their freedoms.

The reason I went to the rally in the first place was that I heard children, like me, talking with President Obama about guns on the radio. I think those kids were far too young to make policy, and got it all wrong.

Naturally, I don't want my mom or dad to die either, nor my friends or family. But I learned in school that the First Amendment gives us our Basic Freedoms, like Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Religion and Freedom to Assemble. To protect our God-given rights, our Founders gave us the 2nd Amendment: The Right to Bear Arms.

My Civics teacher taught us that the reason our Founding Fathers gave us the right to bear arms is to protect ourselves from the government of man because when man is given absolute power, he becomes absolutely corrupt. In 1776, guns freed us from the abuses of King George. Today, guns keep us free from tyranny by government.

If President Obama wants to take our guns, isn't he taking away our means to protect our right to freedom? Wasn't the 2nd Amendment given to us to protect our 1st Amendment rights? It's not by chance that those are the first two amendments. They were the two most important gifts our Founders gave the American people.

I don't know. I'm just a 14 year old girl, and that's what I thought I learned in school. Did Mr. Obama learn something different in school than that?

I think it is terrible for someone to use a national tragedy for political gain, don't you? So, when I heard Mr. Obama issued 23 gun control orders in the wake of the Newtown tragedy, I was upset. In school I was taught executive means to execute laws -- not make them. When did that change? Didn't the president swear an oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution? Doesn't the 2nd Amendment state: "the right for people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." ˇ Tell me how 23 orders on gun control is not an infringement. Can someone please tell me that? Has King George returned?

I hope New Hampshire members of congress remember their pledge and do not use this tragedy to create unjust laws.

So I ask myself, what gun would our Founders want their citizen militia to have today to protect us from a government greedy for power. I think Thomas Jefferson would recommend a semi-automatic rifle with 50-round clips, and pistols that hold 20. But, I'm sure George Washington would demand these arms.

Just so you know, I don't even own a gun, nor does my mom, or dad. But when I'm old enough, I want the right to buy a gun if I want to, so I can protect the America that I love. I hope I never need one, but I always say, "plan for the worst and hope for the best". Unfortunately, that's sort of why the government is taking away our guns: they are planning for the worst Americans, and not thinking of the best. Maybe the question we should be asking is what caused the morality of the United States to decay? Are parents no longer teaching their kids "thou shalt not kill?"

I want to live in an America with laws that protect the best people on Earth, not the worst, don't you? Wouldn't that be more-free? Wouldn't that be more American? Isn't freedom what America is all about? The right to bear arms is our best guarantee to live free.

Finally, at my track meet at UNH on Sunday, I read the banner on the wall. It said three words: Tradition. Pride. Excellence. I hope and pray that New Hampshire will continue its tradition of excellence and lead the way for the rest of the county, and never infringe on my rights. May the people of the great state of New Hampshire carry on their long tradition of freedom, so we can proclaim with pride the words our forefathers gave us: Live Free or Die!

This is our United States. This is our New Hampshire. And that should never change.

Live Free or Die, New Hampshire!

  Thank you,
Daphne Jordan
Nottingham, NH

-- "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."Benjamin Franklin

Fw: Bud Lite

Subject: Fw: Bud Lite

Subject: FW: Bud Lite

A Mexican, a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant four wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black thought for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa ." Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my peoples back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah." Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your
wish?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn't get any
better than this!"

Fwd: Putin's speech

----- Original Message -----

To:

Sent: Thursday, September 05, 2013 1:18 PM

Subject: Fwd: Putin's speech

Begin forwarded message:

Putin’s Speech on Feb. 04, 2013

This is one time our elected leaders should pay attention to the advice of Vladimir Putin....
How scary is that?

On February 4th, 2013, Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, addressed the Duma, (Russian Parliament), and gave a speech about the tensions with minorities in Russia:

"In Russia live Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia, to work and eat in Russia, should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws. If they prefer Sharia Law, then we advise them to go to those places where that's the state law. Russia does not need minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell 'discrimination'. We better learn from the suicides of America, England, Holland and France, if we are to survive as a nation. The Russian customs and traditions are not compatible with the lack of culture or the primitive ways of most minorities. When this honorable legislative body thinks of creating new laws, it should have in mind the national interest first, observing that the minorities are not Russians.

The politicians in the Duma gave Putin a five minute standing ovation.

It is a sad day when a Communist makes more sense than our President, but here it is!!!!

Fw: Fwd: This is how ...

one photo tells the whole story...............

It's over……….

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Fw: Fwd: Spring Break For The FIRST CHILD

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Spring Break For The FIRST CHILD

Subject: Fwd: Spring Break For The FIRST CHILD

At least we know why there is no money for White House tours.

-

Spring Break For The FIRST CHILD (active link to Snopes)

Malia on break in Mexico

After driving the U.S. more deeply into debt than any other President,

this should make you shake your head. If George Bush's daughters or
Bill Clinton's daughter had done this, it would have been all over the
news and the voter's would have been calling for heads to roll 24/7.
But with the chosen one, you hear nothing on the major media.

Want to know where Obama's 13 year-old daughter went with 12 friends?
On "spring break" in Oaxaca Mexico , on your dime.
She took two jets, 12 friends and 25 secret service men.
A thirteen year-old? What the?
Why haven't you heard about it? All English-speaking media were 'requested' to kill all stories/copy of this costly trip to Mexico.

WHEN IS ENOUGH GOING TO BE ENOUGH, Amerika????????

The Obama Administration has had the Secret Service scouring the web
ordering that any website mentioning this be taken down because letting
the travel plans out could have endangered the president's daughter's
security.

Nonsense, the "royal couple" just want to hide the way they are ripping
off the U.S. taxpayer. Only a few Canadian Web-sites still have it up.
(both below)

The Obama's are laughing at the "dumb-ass-suckers" who are funding their
Imperial Lifestyle.

This trip cost more than most Americans make in their entire lifetimes

PLEASE PASS THIS ON IT NEEDS TO GO VIRAL!!!

Fwd: YOU TELL 'EM GIRL

Subject: Fwd: YOU TELL 'EM GIRL

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.

If you haven’t seen this Video yet, you should watch this Brave
Newscaster for Fox News. I’m Proud Of Her!

This Lady Has Guts!!!

The White House will put so much pressure on Fox News to force
Them to ‘Fire Her’, It will be unreal. She has Violated ‘All’ the
‘New Political Correctness’ words for Terrorist, Jihadists, Muslims,
Islam, etc. etc.

This is the way the President should actually speak, while sending
A message to Radical Islam Terrorists, Hamas, Al Queda, Iran, Iraq,
Syria, and the so called ‘Muslim Brotherhood!

Click on Link Below!

http://www.therightscoop.com/must-watch-judge-jeanines-epic-smackdown-on-the-mother-of-the-boston-jihadi-bombers/

Fw: Smartest State in the USA !!

----- Forwarded Message -----
From:

To: Undisclosed-Recipient
Sent: Saturday, June 29, 2013 10:49 AM
Subject: Fw: Smartest State in the USA !!

----- Original Message -----

From:

To:

Sent: Saturday, June 29, 2013 8:55 AM

Subject: Fw: Smartest State in the USA !!

I've passed this along!

Smartest State in the USA

Missouri has no illegals, go figure...shouldn't the other states do the same?

Missouri 's approach to the problem of illegal immigration appears to be more advanced, sophisticated, strict and effective than anything to date in Arizona . Does the White House appreciate what Missouri has done? So, why doesn't Missouri receive attention? Answer: There are no illegals in Missouri to demonstrate.

The "Show Me" state has again shown us how it should be done. There needs to be more publicity and exposure regarding what Missouri has done. Please pass this around.

In 2007, Missouri placed on the ballot a proposed constitutional amendment designating English as the official language of Missouri . In November, 2008, nearly 90% voted in favor! Thus, English became the official language for ALL governmental activity in Missouri . No individual has the right to demand government services in a language OTHER than English.

In 2008, a measure was passed that required the Missouri Highway Patrol and other law enforcement officials to verify the immigration status of any person arrested, and inform federal authorities if the person is found to be in Missouri illegally. Missouri law enforcement officers receive specific training with respect to enforcement of federal immigration laws.

In Missouri , illegal immigrants do NOT have access to taxpayer benefits such as food stamps or health care through Missouri Health NET. In 2009, a measure was passed that ensures Missouri 's public institutions of higher education do NOT award financial aid to individuals who are illegally in the United States .

In Missouri , all post-secondary institutions of higher education to annually certify to the Missouri Dept. Of Higher Education that they have NOT knowingly awarded financial aid to students who are unlawfully present in the United States .

So, while Arizona has made national news for its new law, it is important to remember, Missouri has been far more proactive in addressing this horrific problem. Missouri has made it clear that illegal immigrants are NOT welcome in the state and they will certainly NOT receive public benefits at the expense of Missouri taxpayers.

DON'T DELETE THIS AMERICA . KEEP IT GOING UNTIL WE GET ALL 50 STATES TO COMPLY!!!

Taken from: "The Ozarks Sentinel" Editorial -

Fwd: FW: Hunting Buddy

Subject: FW: Fw: Hunting Buddy

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!

In the news this week:

A Southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel.

The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".

By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be called" mentally unstable".

If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Oklahoma, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

AND...... in Texas, he'd be called "a hunting buddy".

Fwd: FW: Senior Lemon Picker

Regardless of your political affiliation, ya gotta admit this is funny!!

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs , Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama."

FW: Women in combat?

For sure !

Subject: Women in combat?

Ever heard the saying “throws like a girl”?

Who wants to work with the gals on the grenade range?

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Fwd: FW: About Grandpa . . .

Fw: Fwd: It's Coming

Subject: Fwd: It's Coming

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10)      Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9)        Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."...
(8)        The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7)        The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6)        The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5)        Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4)        "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," and this is not a typographical error.
(3)        The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."
(2)        Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

MyRightWingDad.net

Fwd: FW: A BLACK WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE ON GUN CONTROL.

Fw: Obama has been rated 5th best president ever.

FW: A bit of info we should all pay attention to

FWD: Gun Control - Cake Story

FW: Sandy Hook and the Secound Amendment

Fwd: Fwd: Morals Quiz:

Fw: MGM'S NEW MOVIE . . .

Fw: How a 14 year old girl from Concord, NH views the 2nd Amendment

Fw: Bud Lite

Fwd: Putin's speech

Fw: Fwd: This is how ...

Fw: Fwd: Spring Break For The FIRST CHILD

Fwd: YOU TELL 'EM GIRL

Fw: Smartest State in the USA !!

Fwd: FW: Hunting Buddy

In the news this week:

A Southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel.

The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".

By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be called" mentally unstable".

If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Oklahoma, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

AND...... in Texas, he'd be called "a hunting buddy".