Chelsea leaving the nest
Prior to Chelsea's wedding July 31st...
Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom
She asked Chelsea... "have you had sex with Marc?"
Chelsea said.... "Not according to Dad"
Prior to Chelsea's wedding July 31st...
Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom
She asked Chelsea... "have you had sex with Marc?"
Chelsea said.... "Not according to Dad"
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Well, it's a step up from just flat out calling her a dog, like when Clinton was in office, I guess.
Congratulations and best wishes, Chelsea.
I swear, the Republicans are the only people out there who'd rather have a war than a blow job. Say this at least for dems: our sex lives don't suck.
A woman I know told me this one. My response? "Not according to Newt Gingrich, either."
I hear the "technical virgins" these days are into saddlebacking, so to speak, but back when I was in high school, it wasn't that rare to be told that oral sex wasn't strictly sex so it's fine, come on. (Apparently it wasn't going to be reciprocal either, so hey, no thanks, man.)
Good call about Gingrich and true.
Those of us in Clinton's age group were honestly accustomed to refering to oral sex as "not really doing it." We can argue 'till the cows come home about the "morality" of Clinton's actions. But most baby boomers have said something similar to what Clinton did in re to oral sex.
It is a tiny step up from Rush Limbaugh calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog. Republicans thought was just dandy to be brutally cruel to a 13 year old girl just bc her father happened to be a Democratic Pres. It was a real class act on the part of ALL Republicans who have never decried Rush for what he said then or now.
Way to go. Republicans: still classy after all these years.
Hey, you know the entire conservative concept of sex is that it's ok to do whatever you want, so long as you stay out of the special hole reserved for Jesus until your wedding night.
At least, that's what all the Catholic schoolgirls I used to date told me...
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