We had a great year in 2008.
Blacks are happy: Obama was elected.
Whites are happy: OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy: George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy that the election is finally over!
2009 will be even better. Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first t ake from someone else."
My best wishes for 2009!
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In other words, if Obama can't clean up all of Bush's messes, I'll be the first to stand up and blame the gol-derned lib'rals!
They're wrong about one thing. I will NEVER stop believing that W stole the election.
That last line is a whopper.
Indeed, the whole concept of deficit spending is the government spends first and "takes" later. Of course, what these nimrods forget is that it can be the same people on both ends, just at different points in time.
those darn dems...if Bush and the republicans could be in power just 8 years more, I'm sure we'd be living in a utopia by then.
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