FW: Obituary Common Sense

> Subject: FW: Obituary Common Sense
> MY parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I
> would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always
> around in my early years but got less and less as time passed by. Today I
> read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance,
> for
> Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations.
> Obituary Common Sense
> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
> been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since
> his
> birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
> remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to
> come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't
> always
> fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound
> financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
> strategies (adults, not children are in charge).His health began to
> deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were
> set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
> for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash
> after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only
> worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked
> teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining
> their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required
> to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky
> plaster to a student, but could not inform the parents when a student
> became
> pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to
> live
> as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and
> criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took
> a
> beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home
> and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the
> will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of
> coffee "was hot" She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly
> awarded
> a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth
> and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his
> son,
> Reason.
> He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to
> Blame, and I'm a Victim.
> Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you
> still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
> nothing.
> Author unknown


angryyoungwoman said...

This is all BS, but specifically the "hot coffee" incident: She was injured when coffee spilled as she was trying to remove the lid on the cup, she was not driving, she wasn't behaving dangerously. The coffee (kept at a temperature WAY above what is considered safe) gave her third degree burns to her thighs and vagina within ten seconds. She asked Mcdonalds to pay for her medical expenses and they refused. She sued and was awarded what equals coffee sales at Mcdonalds for one day. Big businesses never learn to treat the little people well unless it hits them where they hurt (money). You must use the master's tools to dismantle the master's house.

Mara said...

Common sense=the most unused sense in the world...As shown by a bunch of these emails.

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