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Say Jeff, isn't that a strange illustration of Hillary? Has her face widened that much over the last decade?
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The argument is clear, these senators have damaged America's morale during wartime and rightfully should be hanged.. Thanks Harry for this treat.
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33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007


On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, "Colonel Harry Riley USA ret" wrote:


Senators,


Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America's offical language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens.


I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States


Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical principle, rejects patriotism, borders on traitorous action and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator... impeachment, recall, or other appropriate action is warrented.


Worse, 4 of you voting against English as America 's official language are presidential candidates: Senator Biden, Senator Clinton, Senator Dodd, and Senator Obama.


Those 4 Senators vying to lead America but won't or don't have the courage to cast a vote in favor of English as America's official language when 91% of American citizens want English officially designated as our language.


This is the second time in the last several months this list of Senators have disgraced themselves as political hacks... unworthy as Senators and certainly unqualifed to serve as President of the United States.


If America is as angry as I am, you will realize a back-lash so stunning it will literally rock you out of your panties... and preferably, totally out of the United States Senate.


The entire immigration bill is a farce... your action only confirms this really isn't about America ; it's about self-serving politics... despicable at best.
"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ~ anonymous
The following senators voted against making English the official language of America :


Akaka (D-HI)
Bayh (D-IN)
Biden (D-DE) Wants to be President?
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Clinton (D-NY) Wants to be President?
Dayton (D-MN)
Dodd (D-CT) Wants to be President?
Domenici (R-NM) Coward, protecting his Senate seat...
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-WI) Not unusual for him
Feinstein (D-CA)
Harkin (D-IA)
Inouye (D-HI)
Jeffords (I-VT)
Kennedy (D-MA)
Kerry (D-MA) Wanted to be President
Kohl (D-WI)
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lieberman (D-CT) Disappointment here.....
Menendez (D-NJ)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL) Wants to be President?
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV) Senate Majority Leader
Salazar (D-CO)
Sarbanes (D-MD)
Schumer (D-NY)
Stabenow (D-M)
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged."
~ President Abraham Lincoln " Amen "


Please forward to as many people as you know. WE NEED THIS INFORMATION PASSED ON TO EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN!!!!!!

"Hi there,
... I really am trying to develop more of a sense of humor about these glurgey, lie-filled products of unbelievable ignorance instead of getting pissed off about them, but it's not easy. Not when I start thinking about how many out there just trustingly swallow every scrap of this garbage, find it tasty, and beg for more!

Anyway, your site (almost) makes me wish I hadn't told a couple of friends of mine who were forwarding this junk to stop! I've gotten some that would have been great to share.

One of the guilty ones, sadly, is a registered Democrat and yet was honestly puzzled when I pointed out how conservative most of the "forwards" she sent me were, and how full of lies some of them, and said, "well, I didn't know. I'm not really political". Meaning, I think, that she doesn't want to "play politics" which is understandable, but how can you not really know what your own values are or be aware of where they fall on the political spectrum? After all, in this day and age in the US, unfortunately, we're all being forced to be "political" since just about everything's being turned into a political issue.

The other friend is someone I hadn't been in contact with since high school and we happened to meet up again and exchanged email addresses. If she ever was as religious and conservative in high school as she is now, I don't remember it. Though to be fair, I guess she had no way of knowing I was such an agnostic liberal now, either!

It was she who sent the following (which I just grabbed off Snopes.com; they have a lot of the nauseating "inspirational" stuff in the vein of that "When I Whine" poem on there, as well). This was the email that made me put my foot down and say "enough!" "

Ahhh, so this is what turned voters to Bush in '04... Thanks to Bill for unearthing this painful forward of our past.

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Note: forwarded message attached.
From: The Federalist Patriot <mailer@federalist.com>
To: xxxxxx
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 16:00:10 -0400
Subject: Appeal for Indictment of John Kerry Completed

DATE: 12 October 2004

CAMPAIGN UPDATE: The Petition for Indictment of John Kerry reached its
target of 150,000 signatures in September. (This petition for
indictment will remain online for informational purposes
[see http://patriotpetitions.us/], and will accept additional
signatures, which we will report each quarter after the petition for
indictment is filed.)


Dear Fellow Patriot,

The petition for indictment of John Kerry, for "giving aid and comfort
to the enemy," and, thus, to disqualify him for national office, has
reached its goal of more than 150,000 signatures. On Monday, 18
October, the petition will be delivered by registered courier to Vice
President Richard Cheney (in his capacity as Senate President), Senate
Majority Leader Bill Frist and Attorney General John Ashcroft today.

Though John Kerry has an extensive and well-documented record of anti-
American activities over the past three decades [see "John Kerry: More
aid and comfort..." at http://FederalistPatriot.US/alexander/], it is
his acts of treason in 1970-71 that are the subject of this petition
for indictment. Our appeal notes both Kerry's violations of the UCMJ
(Article 104 part 904) and U.S. Code (18 USC Sec. 2381 and 18 USC Sec.
953), and calls for his disqualification for public office in
accordance with the Constitution's Fourteenth Amendment, Section 3,
which states: "No person shall be a Senator or Representative in
Congress, or elector of President and Vice- President ... having
previously taken an oath ... to support the Constitution of the United
States, [who has] engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the
same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof."

Why prosecute John Kerry now?

In October 2003, Mr. Kerry chose to make his Vietnam war record the
centerpiece of his campaign for the presidency; this has been
especially true since his primary victory in March 2004 [see "Kerry's
Quagmire..." http://FederalistPatriot.US/alexander/]. In response,
more than 165,000 signatories of the above-referenced petition for
indictment have made his war record the centerpiece of their campaign
to disqualify Kerry from public office.

We understand that no action is likely to be taken on this petition
until after the 02 November election. Be it known, however, that on 03
November, we will seek full recourse in an effort to have John Kerry
prosecuted for acts of treason and disqualified from any future
campaign for any national office. We are thus committed to holding Mr.
Kerry accountable for his actions, as there is no statute of
limitations for acts of treason.

Thank you for taking the time to sign this petition for indictment.
Rest assured that your voice will be heard.

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MEDIA CONTACT: John Machen

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>
>Historical Fact :
> > >

Subject: How old is Grandma ?
>
>
>
>
>
> How old is Grandma???
>
> Stay with this -- the answer is at the end It will blow you away.
>
> One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
>events.
> The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings
>at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
>
> The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
>
> ' television
>
> ' penicillin
>
> ' polio shots
>
> ' frozen foods
>
> ' Xerox
>
> ' contact lenses
>
> ' Frisbees and
>
> ' the pill
>
> There were no:
>
> ' credit cards
>
> ' laser beams or
> ' ball-point pens
>
> Man had not invented:
>
> ' pantyhose
>
> ' air conditioners
> ' dishwashers
>
> ' clothes dryers
>
> ' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
>
> ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon
>
>
> Your Grandfather and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.
>
> Every family had a father and a mother.
>
> Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
> And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
>title, "Sir."
>
> We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare
>centers, and group therapy.
>
> Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and
>common sense.
>
> We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to
>stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
>
> Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a
>bigger privilege.
>
> We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
>
> Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
>
> Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening
>breeze started.
>
> Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and
>weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
>
> We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
>yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
>
> We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches
>on our radios.
>
> And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to
>Tommy Dorsey.
>
> If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.
>
> The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
>
> Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
>
> We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and
>10 cents.
>
> Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all
>a nickel.
>
> And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough
>stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
>
> You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . but who could afford one?
> Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
>
> In my day:
>
> ' "grass" was mowed,
>
> ' "coke" was a cold drink,
>
> ' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and
>
> ' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
>
> ' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
>
> ' " chip" meant a piece of wood,
>
> ' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and
>
> ' "software" wasn't even a word.
>
>
> And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a
>husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say
>there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?
>
> I bet you have this old lady in mind...you are in for a shock!
>
> Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at
>the same time.
>
>
>
>
> This Woman would be only 58 years old!
>

>
>A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
>altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
>
>She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend
I >would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
>
>The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
>balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above >sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 >degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
>
>She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.".
>
>"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
>
>"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically >correct, but I have no idea what to do with your
information, and I'm still >lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
to me."
>
>The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
>
>"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
>
>"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. >You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You >made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to >solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before >we met, but, somehow,
>now it's my fault."
>
>
>
>

>
> Subject: FW: Obituary Common Sense
>
> MY parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I
> would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always
> around in my early years but got less and less as time passed by. Today I
> read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance,
> for
> Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations.
>
> Obituary Common Sense
>
> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
> been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since
> his
> birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
> remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to
> come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't
> always
> fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound
> financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
> strategies (adults, not children are in charge).His health began to
> deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were
> set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
> for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash
> after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only
> worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked
> teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining
> their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required
> to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky
> plaster to a student, but could not inform the parents when a student
> became
> pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to
> live
> as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and
> criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took
> a
> beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home
> and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the
> will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of
> coffee "was hot" She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly
> awarded
> a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth
> and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his
> son,
> Reason.
> He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to
> Blame, and I'm a Victim.
> Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you
> still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
> nothing.
>
> Author unknown
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"The scary part is that my uncle thinks this could be real." -Jessie

Can you believe this?

WASHINGTON , DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which

will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No

Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by

advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive

necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,"

said California Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and

allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this

legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to

a small group of workers simply because they have some idea of what

they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi

and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S.

Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing

opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of

postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single

largest U.S. employer of Persons of Inability.

Private-sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against

the Inept include retail sales (72%), the fast food industry (68%), and

home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%). At the state government

level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has a great record of

hiring Persons of Inability (63%).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle

man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but

little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose

and performance.

Mandatory non-performance based raises and promotions will be given, to

guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The

legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote

a significant number of Persons of Inability into middle management

positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses

that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the AWNA Act contains tough new measures to make it more

difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled -- banning, for example,

discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any skills or

experience which relate to this job?"

"As a Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who

have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her

position as a lugnut twister at a GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to

her lack of any discernible job skills. "This new law should really help

people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of

other untalented citizens will finally see some light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy: "As a Senator With No Abilities, I believe

the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to

every American with No Abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to

provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her

inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation."

Documented... A forward commandeered and dipped in red:

"When I first received the message forwarded below, I checked the internet for what I knew to be the ORIGINAL of this picture. In this opening message, I am copying and pasting this article from Armchair Generalist blog from August 2005.

At the bottom of that page is found this article (and there were many others at the time) which shows the picture of Bill Moyer, age 73, wearing his BULLSHIT PROTECTOR flag for President Bush, at the VFW convention in August 2005.

The person who forwarded the below email to me is a sadly “in the middle” person who gets this stuff and sends it on frequently without checking it out. I sent him this info too and your site so he can check better in the future. Thought you might be interested in adding this to your ‘HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON” section in that the right wing crazies are now determined to apply this poor man’s protest to her instead of Bush."

24 August 2005

Not All Ears

I just had to show this picture. I guess not all the VFW guys are supporters of President "I dodged Vietnam" Bush. The caption to this article reads "Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars."

I love this guy. Hat tip to kos for the article.

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HERE IS THE EMAIL FORWARDED TO ME THAT IS THE SUBJECT OF THE ABOVE DISCUSSION:

Subject: Fw: PRICELESS
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:12:43 -0400