FW: HOW THE PHONE SHOULD BE ANSWERED

Rules for the phone.

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!




GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.


Press "1" for English.


Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English


And remember only two defining forces have ever
offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ

and the American Soldier.


One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

If you agree......keep it going.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is glorious.

Mike and Friends said...

Yes, this is one of my favorites. The two people that died for me..me?..me.

 
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