Fw: Fwd: How to get $75,000

date:19 April 2015 at 08:43
subject:Fw: Fwd: How to get $75,000

  got this   from  a classmate..........
could  this   be  how   politicians    get   elected
.........giving  subsidies    for   votes ???

S ubject: How To get $75,000
How to get $75k in benefits for you and your  girlfriend.
Follow these proven steps.
1. Don't get  married to her.
2. Use your mom's address to get mail sent to.
3. The guy  buys a house.
4. Guy rents out house to his girl girlfriend who has 2 of his  kids. 
5. Section 8 will pay 900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6.  Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay out the butt for  family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single  mother 
8. Girlfriend gets 600 a month for food stamps
9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone
10. Girlfriend get free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home but uses mom's house to get mail sent to.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes.  Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1800 a month and never has to work again.
This plan is  perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people. 
A married couple  with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars. 
An unmarried  couple with stay at home mom nets.
21600 disability +
10800 free housing  +
6000 free O bamacare +
6000 free food +
4800 free utilities +
6000  pell grant money to spend +
12000 a year in college tuition free from pell  grant +
8800 tax benefit for being a single mother =
75,000 a  year in benefits
Maybe this is why the country is 18 + trillion in  debt.   
No wonder our infrastructure is falling apart....someone working has to pay for all this .


Anonymous said...

$600 a month in food stamps somehow equals $6000 a year in food stamps? Nice math skills.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who is an attorney and handles disability cases. He says over 95% are turned down on first filing, unless you have had an incident that leaves you blind or somehow obviously impaired. There is no walking in and saying you are crazy or have a bad back.

gruaud said...

"It has to be true, because it reinforces my beliefs. No need to fact-check."

CharlieE said...

Maybe this is why the country is 18 + trillion in debt.

Yes, bad math does have something to do with the debt, but not for the reasons you think.

We're $18 trillion in debt because Republicans have repeatedly cut taxes to the point where revenue is now well below the amount needed to sustain the level of government that the public demands.

BTW - "Millions" of people are living this way? I had no idea that there were that many free college degrees available.

Agent86 said...

Typical RWD poor math skills and hyperbole. The only thing they missed was calling the "free phone" an "ObamaPhone" which is really dumb since it should be called a ReaganPhone or ClintonPhone but then again we are dealing with a RWD. Nothing of substance here.

Randall said...

Funny how the same people whom want to outlaw abortion don't want to help out single moms, or better yet just demonize single moms as free loaders.

More of "You better have that kid and I better not have to pay for it". Which is it RWD? You cant have your cake and eat it too.

ferschitz said...

Maybe this is why the country is 18 + trillion in debt.
No. I don't know if the USA is $18trillion in debt or not, but it's certainly not because of "welfare" cheats or whatever you want to call this crap.

Let's try Unending War as one of the reasons for debt, which you, RWD, love to do nothing more than clap and cheer for. You really think a few welfare cheats are driving the USA into debt, while endlessly waging senseless Wars everything costs, like what? Nothing?? Really?

No wonder our infrastructure is falling apart....someone working has to pay for all this.

1. From Reagan on down, the USG has done nothing except cut taxes on the super wealthy & corporations. Yet, you think a few welfare cheats are causing all sorts of problems?
2. If we stopped waging endless War, cut way back on all the massive spying that the USG does, stopped all the CIA black ops, guess what? There would be plenty of money to pay for infrastructure and loads of other domestic programs.

Basic baffle 'em with bullshit propaganda, plus the usual Divide and Conquer call to arms.

We've seen nonsense like this many times before. RWD has been carefully taught to hate "poor people," plus carefully taught that it's only the "poor" who are ruining everything. RWD has also been carefully taught to be a perpetual whining victim who never comes up with one solution.

The 1%, per usual, laugh their asses off all the way to their off-shore accounts bc RWD is such an easily misled rube.

Mike Hawk said...

"Money for nothing....and your chicks for free"....

Dire Staits

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

The only intelligent thoughts Mike has are the ones he stole from other people.

Anonymous said...

Can't even spell correctly when plagiarizing.

Mr_Creosote said...

for all that rant's verbosity, they left out the part about Welfare queens driving Cadillacs to buy lobster tails with food stamps.

Funny thing about these faux populistic screeds: They always manage to bark up the wrong tree as to the cause of their woes and revert back to what comes natural for reactionaries: Kiss up and kick down.

Hooray4US said...

What about all of these welfare Kings and Queens who:

a) pay no taxes of any kind ever
b) have running water in their mansions, unlike the poor in India and Africa
c) own giant screen tvs
d) have heat and air conditioning and fancy appliances like stoves and refrigerators

... except, of course, for those who don't.

Mike Hawk said...

Hey Hooray4US - That indoor plumbing sure "do" make things nice...."don't" it?

BTW - This is the 21st century, bozo. Most middle class families in even Latin America have fancy appliances like refrigerators and electric stoves.

Perhaps you ought to start using more updated and timely talking points....you seem clueless or even stuck in a retro time capsule.

Mike Hawk

Hooray4US said...





Troll = dumb. Go buy a clue. It's conservatives ragging on the poor because they have the effrontery to own such "luxury" appliances as refrigerators and microwaves, as well as being "lucky duckies" (according to WSJ) for never ever paying any taxes under any circumstances.

Anonymous said...


Sarcasm is wasted on the troll. It went right over his head. You covered the point with enough links.

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