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Subject: Democrats vs Republicans

A Liberal teacher asks her students if they were Democrats. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What are you?"
" A Republican."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Republicans, so I am a Republican too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Democrat!"