FW: Tony Blair's comment on America
5/25/2007 09:56:00 AM | Key Words: ENGLAND, TONY BLAIR | 0 Comments
FW: ANDY ROONEY
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right
AMEN ANDY ROONEY !

Right on, Andy Rooney!
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything
Except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund,
Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black
America . Try to have things like the United Caucasian College
Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or
Miss White America ; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson
Will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is
Why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!
ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they
Are different, weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in
Cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial
Profiling, it is the Law of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of
Cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in
English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American
Citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave
The countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government
Sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name ong the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
Please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent.
I don't go around saying I am a European-American because
My great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was
From Europe I am proud to be from America and nowhere else
And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE
REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!!
If you agree, pass this on, if not delete.
5/25/2007 09:46:00 AM | Key Words: AFRICA, ANDY ROONEY, BILL GATES, CBS, ENGLISH, GAY, GOD, GUN CONTROL, IMMIGRANT, JESSE JACKSON, LONG-WINDED RANT, SHUT UP AND BE QUIET, XENOPHBIA | 4 Comments
FW: God Enjoys a good Laugh
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>There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
>1. He called everyone brother.
>2. He liked Gospel.
>3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
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>1. He went into His Father's business.
>2. He lived at home until he was 33.
>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
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>1. He talked with His hands.
>2. He had wine with His meals.
>3. He used olive oil.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
>Californian:
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>1. He never cut His hair.
>2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>3. He started a new religion.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
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>1. He was at peace with nature.
>2. He ate a lot of fish.
>3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
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>But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
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>1. He never got married.
>2. He was always telling stories.
>3. He loved green pastures.
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>But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
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>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
>3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
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5/24/2007 09:45:00 AM | Key Words: CALIFORNIA, JESUS CHRIST, JEWS | 0 Comments
FW: Three Kick Rule
Three Kick RuleA big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Missouri. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck. It fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Missouri. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
(I love this part....)
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
5/24/2007 09:39:00 AM | Key Words: LAWYER, MISSOURI, RURAL | 0 Comments
FW: Letter from a medic in Iraq
January 17, 2007
From a medic in Iraq.
From a medic in Iraq.
Following the article I sent about Bush's national address and troop
increase, I thought it was a good idea to let you all know what the
perspective is over here. I'm tired of hearing the media's skewed
version, the politicians squabbling over what they read in a report, and
the average ill-informed American ranting about things he knows NOTHING
about.
I've been over here a couple of months now, and I've learned more about
this country than a year's worth of watching CNN. I've sat in mission
briefs with Colonels, talked with village elders, had tea with Shieks,
played with the kids. And I agree with the President. We need more
troops and we need to take greater action.
There are 3 major factions here. The Sunnis, Shiites, and Kurds. The
Shiites are in the majority, but Saddam was a Sunni, so he kept the
Shiites in check. Everyone hates the Kurds, who are Christian and in the
vast minority. The Kurds received the brunt of Saddam's murderous
tyranny. Now that Saddam is gone, the Shiites have taken control of
Baghdad. The largely peaceful Sunnis are now the victims of radical
Shiite terrorism. So the young Sunni men, who can no longer go to work
and support their families, do what all young men would do. They join
the Sunni militia and battle the Shiites. And thus the country sits on
the brink of civil war.
But this war is between them. They largely do not concern themselves
with the U.S. troops. The insurgents who battle the Coalition Forces are
from outside the country. And the biggest problem down here isn't the
insurgents. Its the politicians. The local politicians. Even though the
country is controlled by Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, downtown
Baghdad is controlled by radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr. The
Shiites follow al-Sadr and thus the Prime Minister does what al-Sadr
says. Think of it as if a warlord controlled New York and blackmailed
the President into diplomatic immunity.
When 1st Cav (mainly 2/5 Cav) came here in 2004, they took downtown
Baghdad (known as Sadr City) by force. It cost many lives, but after a
year, we held an iron grip on the largest insurgent breeding ground in
Iraq. The insurgents were afraid of the Horse People, and rightfully so.
But when 1st Cav left, al-Sadr influenced the Prime Minister to kick out
the Coalition forces from that area of Baghdad. He said the Iraqi
military forces could hold the city. But all that happened was al-Sadr
regained control of his cty, and it is now a heavily guarded fortress. A
place where insurgents and terrorists can train and stockpile arms. And
we cannot go back in becuase the Prime Minister won't let us. Our hands
are tied.
So where does al-Sadr get his backing? From Iran and Syria. Iran
supplies him with money and Syria supplies the terrorists. The
insurgents that battle the Coalition Forces are from Syria, Somalia and
dozens of other places outside of Iraq. Iraq is literally a terrorist
breeding ground. They have terrorist and sniper schools here. Why not?
They train by teaching them to attack the military forces here. And they
have an endless supply of these training tools. They have
factoriessitrep in Sadr City to build bombs. Both Iran and Syria have
openly proclaimed their number one goal in life is to destroy the great
Western Devil and the little Western Devil (America and Britain). Iran
wants to control Iraq to further this purpose. Al-Sadr will get to "run"
the country and live like a king, but in reality Iran will pull the
puppet strings. Iran will have access to thousands of radical Shiites
who will do whatever al-Sadr tells them to. And Iraq will be used as a
breeding ground for terrorism. Terrorism that will be targeted directly
at America and Britain. The Iraq Study Group advised we should let Iran
and Syria help with rebuilding? Bravo to President Bush for striking
that idea down and vowing to keep those two countries out of Iraq.
So how do the Iraqi people feel about everything? Of course they don't
want the Americans here. But they would far rather have us here than the
Iranians. My platoon visited an average Sunni village on a patrol a few
days ago. Their only source of income was to farm, as they could not go
to the city to work for fear of violence. Many of the young men had
already run off to join the militia for no other reason than to feed
their families They had no school or hospital near them and the
community was dying. The village elder's granddaughter was very sick and
I was able to treat her. Afterwards he invited me and my Platoon Leader
to sit in his house and have tea with him, and we talked about the
situation.
The people want peace. The Shiites kill the Sunnis because al-Sadr
tells them to do so. The Sunnis fight back because they have no choice.
They are glad Saddam is dead (Sunni or not), but do not want to replace
him with another dictator in a politician's clothes (which is what
al-Sadr will become). And they especially don't want Iran in charge.
Many innocent Iraqis will die if this happens. These are the words that
came out of the elder's mouth:
"We do not want America here, and America does not want to be here. But
you cannot leave because the militias controll the country. America must
use the might of its giant army and sweep through, root out and destroy
the militias. Then Iraq can be free and you can leave."
What appears to have happened within our diplomatic community, is that
Prime Minister finally realizes that his days are numbered. If al-Sadr
remains, he will be kicked to the curb. So hopefully he is about to
allow us to reenter Sadr City, root out and destroy the enemy. A
dramatic troop increase will allow us to do this. And the Horse People
are back and ready to finish what they started over 2 years ago.
If leave now, it will be a failure for democracy. Iran will contoll
Iraq and the end result will be more terrorist attacks on America. The
American people don't want soldiers dying over here, but its better than
American civilians dying over there. Do NOT forget 9/11. They will do it
again. The moment we loosen our grip on the noose, they will do it
again. And the only way to root out the evil here is to stop beating
around the bush, increase troops and destroy the insurgents once and for
all. The Iraqi government cannot do this on their own. The Iraqi
security forces are inadequate for this task. We are the only ones who
can stop al-Sadr.
5/24/2007 09:28:00 AM | Key Words: 9/11, AMERICAN SOLDIER, CNN, GEORGE W. BUSH, IRAN, IRAQ, MEDIA | 0 Comments
RE: Police Officer In Court
Policeman testifies in court....................
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.
5/23/2007 08:56:00 AM | Key Words: COMIC SANS FONT, LAWYER, POLICE | 0 Comments
FW: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following
question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
Should I call
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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Republican's Answer:
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Southerner's Answer: *
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
5/23/2007 08:43:00 AM | Key Words: ALLAH, DEMOCRATS, ISLAM, REPUBLICANS, TERRORISM | 1 Comments
FW: from the LA times
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> Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2007 4:45 PM
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> If this doesn't open your eyes... nothing will! (Scroll down)
>

> From the L.A. Times
> 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2
> million people) are working for
> cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly
> illegal immigrants
> working without a green card.
> 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
> 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are
> illegal aliens
> 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal
> alien Mexicans on
> Medi- Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
> 5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are
> Mexican
> nationals here illegally.
> 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living
> in garages.
> 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are
> most likely
> illegal aliens from south of the border.
> 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
> 9. 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking.
> 10. In L.A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million
> speak Spanish.
> (There are 10.2 million people in L.A. County ).
> (All of the above are from the Los Angeles Times)
> Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are
> on welfare.
> Over 70% of the United States ' annual population growth
> (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York )
> results from immigration.
> 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.
>

> HOW CAN YOU HELP?
>
> Send copies of this letter to at least two other people ... 100
> would be even better.
> UNITED WE STAND - GOD BLESS AMERICA
5/22/2007 02:50:00 AM | Key Words: BILINGUALISM, CALIFORNIA, GOD, HEALTH CARE, IMMIGRANT, MEXICO, WELFARE, XENOPHBIA | 2 Comments
FW: UNTIL YOU COME HOME
I believe we can all add an "Amen" to this!
SORRY GUYS, CAN'T BREAK THIS CHAIN!
Are you proud enough to send this on?
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING, EVEN IF YOU HAVE PASSED IT ON BEFORE!!
Please send this on after a short prayer!
Prayer wheel for our soldiers, sailors, and airmen...please don't break it
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.
Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. ?? ?I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen."
When you receive this, please stop for a momentand say a prayer for our troops
(land, air, and sea) in Afghanistan ,
Kuwait , Iraq, and around the world.
There is nothing attached.......
This can be very powerful......J ust send
this to people in your address book.
Do not stop the wheel, please....
Of all the gifts you could give the US Military, Prayer is the very best one.....
5/21/2007 07:02:00 PM | Key Words: AFGHANISTAN, AMERICAN SOLDIER, IRAQ, JESUS CHRIST, KUWAIT, PRAYER, PRAYER CHAIN | 1 Comments











